Quick gym update. It's what lonely dick-deprived MILF's do. They go into the gym and work out their dick deficiency frustrations. That's why true MILF's are usually pretty fit. Just saying.
2022-07-13 16:18:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Connor emptied himself nicely today. He walked in, and said he wanted his dick sucked, so I sucked it. I like that. It makes me wet when guys don't "beat around the bush" but just jump right in. I mean, there is a time and a place. Well. Maybe not. I would have sucked his dick in Walmart if he asked me to. But you get the point. Anyway, he decided he wanted my asshole to suck his dick instead, so he lubed it and fucked me stupid by wrecking my rectum with his cock. He pulled out, blasted me with jizz, took a few pics, and left. I love this kid. I really do. I can't seem to get enough of him. His grandparents do give me the evil eye. They think I'm fucking him. I'm not fucking him. He's fucking me now. I wonder if it even crosses their mind he is fucking my ass and dumping loads of sperm in every opening I have. I almost wish they could see him make me beg for his cock to be inside me. It would clarify the situation for them. I'm just saying. What's with my local dick only policy? Easy, I like dicks that I can actually put inside of me in like 30 minutes after deciding I would like to invade my body with a penis. Truthfully, I used to get with guys all the time from all over the world. Now, I just don't have the patience or the will to put up with the pressure of keeping schedules because someone has traveled to see me. Sometimes things cum up. Perhaps an event popped up, perhaps a better dick popped up, or maybe I just want to go to 7-11 and get a grape Slurpee. It's hard to explain that to a guy who traveled 1000 miles to shoot a video or whatever. Have I ever done that to a guy who has traveled to see me? Nope. And I don't want to start. I like my freedom from keeping set schedules. Some folks don't understand that getting with people who travel to see me is the same as setting up for family visitors. It's a lot of work. Imagine having to do that on the regular. Plus, they don't want to show up and leave an hour later. I like it when they show up, stick their dick in me, dump a lump of hot sperm in my guts, and leave me to drip it down my leg all by my lonesome. Wham bam, I knocked you up, Mamm. See you later. That isn't how it works with visitors. They want to hang around, and I don't blame them. I wouldn't want to go all that way just to see someone for an hour. So, hopefully, that sheds light on why I only date local people. It's certainly not anything personal, just me wanting my house and my time to myself. If, and I say if, you happen to be in Daytona, feel free to message me. Who knows, I might be bored. Please don't ask me several days in advance. I don't know what I'm doing five minutes from now, but I'll find something good. @u125291845
2022-07-12 22:27:56 +0000 UTC View PostAnd, real quick, my clit is still bouncing around after Connor tried to drown it in sperm. Fuck, I'm horny all over again. I gotta find a hobby besides dick.
2022-07-12 19:29:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Connor stopped by and decided he now has a favorite new dress, so he marked his territory. Wonder how he feels about owning my pussy? I mean, I can't say no. Whatever he wants, we do, and it makes me happy to please his penis. I know if I leave a smile on his face, then I have left his dick happy and satisfied. I am pretty much obsessed with making his dick happy. Oh well, beats being obsessed with expensive shoes and cars and the likes. Dicks are cheap and way more fun. Just saying. @u125291845
2022-07-12 19:13:42 +0000 UTC View PostWas goofing around in this dress. Made a tip video and as usual, I thought it looked good so I just wanted to kind of see what you thought. Let me know. I might where it to Home Depot. 😉💦🍆
2022-07-12 16:11:30 +0000 UTC View PostTalk about up close and personal... That is one huge fucking clit! I"m just saying. I'll let the video do the talking as I'm talking throughout most of the video like a ding dong. Oh well, it is what it is, I can ding dong with the best of them!
2022-07-11 22:25:04 +0000 UTC View Post
The guy I fucked the other night asked me why I don't like being faithful. Why? Because now and then, I want a new dick inside me. Sometimes I see a guy who looks so good, and all I can think of is what it would be like to have him inside me. It gets a bit overwhelming and given a chance if the fantasy can become a reality... I make it a reality. It's nothing personal. It's not that I think he's better than my current guy. I just want his dick inside of me. That's it. However, the ones you have to watch out for are times that I get to know a guy, and even though there wasn't that initial attraction, it turns into one. You might end up sharing me with him on a permanent basis. That has happened more than a few times. What is about a new dick? I don't know. It's probably a bunch of things. I get curious about what is hiding in a guy's pants. I want to see it. I want to touch it. That alone is exciting. Then I start wondering how much he will cum? Will it be a ton? I hope so, but there is only one way to find out. The size determines the direction. Huge cock? Then in my pussy it goes and bottom out and do your best to knock me up by dumping cum as deep in me as humanly possible. Medium size cock? The odds are good that you will be in my pussy and ass. I'll choose the sperm dump location depending on the fucking I receive. Small dick? You will get head like never before. I adore sucking tiny cocks. So much so that I often would rather just finish with the jizz draining down my throat. But the ass is always in play with small cocks. Nothing is better than a little cock slipping in and out of my ass. It's often better than getting fucked in the pussy. Why? Who knows, and who cares. For me, it just is. Look, once in a while, I bitch like a meth head fresh out of spray paint to huff. Don't read any further because I'm bitching about things I probably shouldn't be. But I'm going to anyway. Am I old? Sure. Am I cranky? Maybe. Set in my ways? Somewhat but not really. Do I do drugs? No. Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the drug police. It's funny. I pissed off a chick when she wanted to know why I unfollowed her on Twitter. First, I want you to understand that I have had to give this person money. Pick her up when her car got repossessed. Took care of her animals because she forgot to come home. Add a hundred other things I have done for her and that might give you some perspective on my views. Plus, she doesn't live close, so it's a hike every time. Back to it, I told her she constantly took pictures of herself blowing pot smoke, which is why I unfollowed her. She told me I was an asshole, and weed was her therapy and beneficial health-wise. Additionally, she informed me weed is not a drug. Okay. Whatever Einstien. It's all good because apparently, anything we want to believe to be true is true even if it's entirely and utterly factually wrong. I wonder if that will work out well for her or society for that matter? I doubt it. Probably as well as getting high morning, noon, and night will. So far, it's been going wonderfully for her. She is being evicted, has a DUI of the felony sort, her friends stole her laptop, and her water is right on the edge of being turned off... again, but thankfully, somehow, she finds money for weed, which is impressive because she refuses to go to work because it causes her anxiety. I'm sure a million other wonderful things are going on right now as well. Look, some of you will think I have a thing against drugs. I don't. Knock yourself out. Shoot Clorox in your eye if that's what gets you going. I don't care. But when it starts affecting me or involving me... then it's a problem. I could give a fuck what anyone does in their downtime. Do I think it's a good idea? Absolutely not. But I do things that certainly aren't a good idea either, so I have no room to criticize others unless... and I say this in all seriousness, you are costing me money, your problems are spilling over into my life, or you have gotten yourself into such a state I have to bail you out. Which 99 times out of a hundred, people who rely on substances of any sort to get through daily life tend to violate my "unless" policy. So when I don't like your drug smoking, look at me, look at me, pic or video, now you know why. Now excuse me while I go roid up and hit the gym. Just kidding. Kind of.
2022-07-11 15:57:24 +0000 UTC View PostGot my mouth rinsed out with sperm last night in the car, then my box spray-painted with it an hour or so later. So a pretty good night. It made me think of this video so here it is! Anyway, last night. I went out with Connor. It was fun. People stare at us. They think we are mom and son until we start making out and groping each other. I could see and feel how uncomfortable it makes people. If they only knew, that just makes my pussy even wetter for his 19 yr old dick. Fuck, it seems like just yesterday he was 18. He has less than a year left before he hits 20, and I have to get rid of him. Who wants old dick when they can have fresh cock 24/7? Just kidding. I won't get rid of Connor. His testicles work too well. They will be hard to replace. I like Connor. I really do. It's not just because of the stares and whispers I see and hear as we walk around holding hands, though that helps. He is coming into his own sexually. I trained him. I mean, when I got him, he was an 18 yr old kid who might have had a quick handjob at most. I am almost positive I own the vagina that tricked his dick into emptying itself for the first time inside a woman. I know he has had one other pussy since. It didn't pan out for him. The pussy did, but she did not. He has learned to do so many things now. He made me cum from eating me out not too long ago. That's not easy to do. I adore being eaten out, but very few men can or have made me cum that way. An excellent way to kick things off, though. Connor finished the job with his tongue. Plus, he slipped a finger in my ass while doing it, so now I love him forever. That is a well-trained 19 yr old. I remember when he would jizz flood my mouth, hand, pussy, anything that touched his dick within 30 seconds. Now he lasts as long as I want him to. Last night he slipped his dick in and out of me for almost an hour. When I was done cumming I told him to do whatever he wanted to cum. He pulled out, bottomed his cock out in my rectum, and drowned my asshole in sperm. I had jizz drool on my sheets when I woke up this morning, and just seeing that made me rub one out before I even got out of bed. I kept replaying in my mind the feeling of his cock twitching as it pumped jizz in my ass. Getting off subject. Thinking about last night while I rub one out is why I like pictures more than I do a video. If I find a picture I like, I can look at it and just imagine and replay in my mind a specific event over and over without the video moving on to something else. This could be a kink specific to me, but I feel like others do the same thing and just won't admit it. I didn't have a picture this morning, but I wanted one so bad. I will have to work with Connor on that and get him to take a few POV pictures so I have them. The only thing a 19 yr old thinks about when they have their cock in a 55 yr old MILF's ass is that they have their cock in a MILF's ass. Anyway, just saying. Hopefully I can get him to be more attentive to my photographic needs 😜 @u125291845
2022-07-10 14:29:57 +0000 UTC View PostSorry, more trampoline titty and clitty bouncing. It's my latest thing. It's incredibly dumb, it's incredibly goofy but still, I like doing it. Anyway, I'll do better but for now, indulge me. ❤️😜 I have noticed lately that when I ask for pics and what I like to think of as proof of rubbing one out to me vids, it weirds people out. I don't need to see your face, I wouldn't mind, but I don't have to. And you certainly don't have to send me anything. You are paying me to provide you with naked pics and videos. I get that. But, if you offer, I'm going to take it. I've explained this before, so forgive me if it seems repetitive. It keeps popping up. Why would anyone think I don't like looking at naked pictures of guys? I like guys. I like dicks. I like guys that show their dicks to me. I like girls, and I like looking at them as well. Somewhere, somehow, some of these chicks must have convinced you that women don't like looking at dicks, mainly pictures of dicks. Well fuck that and fuck them. So that you know, I spend at least an hour or two a day looking at porn pics. Not because I have to. Why in the world would I have to? It's because I like to. I do prefer pics over videos these days. It's kind of a change. Going back to my roots type thing. I don't know why. I like them better than videos now. Unless it's cum shot videos. I'm all about those. Send all those you want. Just change it up, and don't just do the same video over and over. Shoot a load in the shower, standing up now and then. Why do I like seeing dicks spill sperm? I don't know. But I do. I quit questioning it 40 yrs ago. I think most women would like it if you gave them the chance. It's probably just basic biology. They have just been trained to go "Ewww!" In their minds, I'm pretty sure they are just like me and thinking, "that would feel good in me." I'm just saying. I could be wrong and don't even care if I am. For me, all that counts is that I like seeing porn pics/videos. Especially nonprofessional ones. I know they are made in the heat of the moment, which adds the realism factor that makes it much hotter. So, if you want to know why I like to see dicks, clits, and tits... I'm an average person who likes to get turned on! Who doesn't?
2022-07-09 17:19:30 +0000 UTC View PostJust in case there was any jizz left in my guts, I'd thought I'd jump it out. Just saying. I mean, the guy had some thick sticky jizz. It hung around for a long time. I like that!
2022-07-08 18:52:57 +0000 UTC View PostI ended up leaking sperm yesterday, so the date couldn't have been all that bad. I'm just saying. The jizz made a mess of my dress, but jizz just washes right out. The dry cleaners must love me. Anyway, this video is after we fucked, I masturbated, and just a drop or two of sperm came out of me. I figured he emptied his balls the first time, and now we were working with what was left. It seemed odd, though, because I could feel it inside of me. I felt it dump in me. I was positive it was in me but started second-guessing when nothing came out. Then, when we were saying goodbye, I felt it sticking to my thighs, and sure enough, boom, a nice chunky load of nut started pouring out. Yay for me! Anyway, we made a vid and took some pics. Check it out, and let me know what you think! I just realized as I watched this video... I left a sperm snail trail on my table! Can you say Clorox wipes? So what went on yesterday? I got with a guy I have known for a bit. I know you guys picture big studs and super-looking dudes. Rarely if ever. He's average when it comes to dudes. He Isn't fit, has a belly, and doesn't dress grand. But he helps me when I need it and doesn't always want something in return, makes me laugh, and I like hanging out with him. The more I do, the better looking he gets. I don't know about you, but that's how life works for me when it comes to finding people hot or not. Odd because when it comes to looking at porn, I have this very specific, almost perfection preference. In other words, I like looking at porn with fantastically fit and hot people. However, real-life isn't porn, and getting together with people never worked out like that. The beautiful people tend to be dicks, and the regular people tend to be cool as fuck. Such is life. I'm good with that. Anyway, he was nervous. I think he knew I was expecting him to put his dick inside me. Plus, I cracked some pretty forward jokes, which I could see made his face red. He was going on about something he said to someone who took it the wrong way, and I said, "Well, dealing with people is like eating pussy. One slip of the tongue, and you're in the shit." After I said it, I thought I fucked up. A little too much too fast. No dick for me. But he recovered nicely, and before I knew it, we were back at the house with his dick in my mouth. I sucked his dick for about 30 seconds. Then he came all over my floor. I thought about dipping my finger in it and tasting it, but I kind of knew that would be a bit much for him, especially after he had already came. One thing I have learned about guys and dumping sperm is that they have a whole new attitude about what they thought was hot. Once the balls quit pumping and are empty, all those sexy ass fantasies aren't as hot as they were 30 seconds ago. But again, it's temporary, so I deal with it. He did get embarrassed and tried to clean his own nut up off the floor, but honestly, I don't know. I wanted to do it. I like seeing it. What can I say? I'm creepy that way. Anyway, he sat on the edge of the bed, and his dick kind of went down, but it never really did. So I tugged on it, and it hardened right back to full strength. I was going to fuck him, so I didn't miss out on the available penis, but he wanted to eat me. I'm not turning that down. He went down on me for 20 minutes, and he had a good tongue. He pinched my clit between two fingers, so my clit head poked out, and he licked and kissed that thing till I was gushing all kinds of weird girl goo. I don't squirt. I drool. If you make a chick drool, you have succeeded in your mission. He definitely succeeded. He stood up and said if he didn't fuck me right away, he was going to cum, so I said, by all means, proceed with breeding me, Mr! He tried to put a condom on, and I pulled it back off. No sir. Not gonna do it. Fuck me raw, dump your sperm so I can feel you inside of me for the rest of the day, pull your pants back up and let me lay there and leak you out of me while I finger myself. After a quick hesitation, he did just that. I didn't cum. It was quick. Probably a couple of minutes at best, but it was very good. I would have cum, but I get it. Sometimes when it's a new pussy, guys and their dicks tend to overreact the first few times. Which I'm okay with. Just lay there and watch me, though. That's all I ask. Don't pack up and leave until I get mine. You don't have to touch me, but you do have to stare at my pussy while I make it cum with my finger or a vibrator. I like being watched by the person who knocked me up when I'm masturbating and leaking jizz. It's a fun vibe. I get off hard when I see them staring at their own sperm leaking out of my pussy, thinking, "that's right, you did this to me. Look at it. That's you inside of me, dripping out onto the bed" I'm going to shut up because now I'm just turning myself on. I'll catch you in a bit. Hopefully, I will have another date tonight, but that's up in the air at the moment.
2022-07-08 17:05:06 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I run into chicks online, not that I'm talking to them or anything. I just happened across them. They make me want to be entirely gay for at least a week. I'm just saying. They annoy me because they annoy my pussy. It gets frustrated, and then I get frustrated, and before I know it, I'm doing weird things with vibrators and dildos. I'll shut up. I just wanted to share that because I often think I can't be the only one doing this, can I? Everyone wants a partner or 30 in crime. I am working on the add on-site, which is entirely free to anyone who subscribes. There are no ads and no upsells, no bullshit. Just porn that I don't have the exact paperwork requirements for OF. I made it, and I intend for you to see it if you wish. Pick up lines. Yes, now and then, someone throws them out there. No, they don't work. At least not with me. Have I tried them on anyone with success? Not really. Once when I was back in school and still figuring out exactly how a penis works, I pinched a guy's dick when we were making out and said it was a snakebite and I should suck the poison out. Oddly enough, I never had the pleasure of emptying his testicles, nor did I ever see or hold his dick, for that matter. Not for lack of trying. I was too much for him. He ran away and never came back. You know, now that I think about it, back then, if a girl sucked a dick, it was a big deal. If she sucked a dick and swallowed the sperm, it was something for the nightly news. It freaked guys out when I would experiment with their dicks and their jizz. I needed to know, and there was only one way to find out... suck and fuck the cum right out of the balls. Thinking back, I did have an obsession with eating sperm. For years that's the only way I let guys cum. In my throat. Not because I didn't want it anywhere else, I just couldn't get enough of swallowing sperm. Probably was a sign I was a bit oversexed. That might be an understatement. You know, when I watch the wonderment in Connor's eyes as I do the things I do to his cock, those guys way back then should all be writing me thank you notes. I am just saying.
2022-07-07 14:59:35 +0000 UTC View Post
If you were to stick your dick in me right now, you wouldn't be the first dick in me today. Just saying. Careful, in case you didn't notice, I'm not stretched open with a black hole canyon because he was small so I may have to ask if you put it in me yet. 😉💦🍆😜😜
2022-07-06 15:46:49 +0000 UTC View Post
So, I have decided it's time to resurrect my website. I have so much stuff to put up and no place to do it. I have started on a new one. I have discovered my knowledge of PHP is pretty much outdated and I am going to have to use a WYSIWYG editor. (stands for "what you see is what you get") It will be a week or so but I'll get it and you will have free access as long as you subscribe here. This one will be easy for everyone. I won't have to struggle to upload shit and you won't have a hard time navigating it.
2022-07-05 19:53:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I have a set of pictures, and I want to put them up. But I can't because I don't have the model releases, and I can't cut the other people out without making the photos look dumb. I got fucked by this dude about five yrs ago. He was good. Very good. Kind of like the "Bob" thing I have going on, but this guy was cool as fuck, and though "Bob" is a fantastic lay, he was twice the man when it came to breeding me. On Christmas eve, I went to a party at his house. There were 4 guys and me. Long story short, he wanted to do a group fuck fest. Sure, why not. I'm always down for that when the guys are as hot as they were. Only one guy would join, and we did a threesome while his other 2 friends took photos. What happened is they fucked me brainless. I came so many times I pretty much went numb and stupid. The best photo was of me laying on my stomach, eyes blank, and sperm drooling out of my open mouth. The next best photo was the bucket of sperm leaking out of my asshole and dribbling into my stretched, wide, open pussy. I was so cum intoxicated I didn't even know I was in this state. Why am I telling you this? Because I want to be that cum sponge again. I want to be used by men for nothing more than a hole to dump sperm into. I love the feeling I get from being an object for cocks to empty themselves. I don't know why and I don't care. I just do and that's good enough for me. It's probably the same feeling cuckolds get. It's deep down in the gut, humiliating but out of this world amazingly wonderful at the same time. Do you know what the best part about being a cum dumpster is? Facing the guys who used my holes, emptied their testicles inside me, and laughed at me afterward. I can feel them looking at me and chuckling to themselves, seeing me as nothing more than how they used me. A set of tits and holes to use for their pleasure. I can't even describe how turned on I get by this. They try to be pleasant, but deep down, I know they think I am good for only one thing: servicing their dick. It's a kick in the gut but kick away because I can't get enough of it. I want that feeling again so bad it's becoming an obsession. Bob brings me close. He doesn't cross the finish line, though. He lets me take over after sex, and I end up being the adult in the room. I don't want to be an adult. I want to be the chick laying face down, eyes wide open and expressionless, unable to talk, dribbling sperm out of my mouth and every other hole I have. Wow. I went way too far with this one. I turned my box into a swimming pool. Too much information, and now I'm going to be thinking about this for a week. As I said, it's becoming an obsession, so I will end it here before I really get out of hand. Actually, it's going to be in my hands in just a few, but I think you already figured that out.
2022-07-05 19:13:53 +0000 UTC View PostIt is time to hit the gym and get this clit all worked up before my date this afternoon. Photos soon to follow if it gets super pumped 😜
2022-07-05 17:55:49 +0000 UTC View PostI got a cock ready to go, but I got a chick in crisis blocking my vagina from getting spray-painted with sperm. I could use a solid breeding today. But I don't want to be a complete dick and dump her for a cock. I don't know. The cock is sounding better by the minute. I know people run into things, but I can't be the world's savior. I'm supposed to be the fucked up person, yet I'm about the only stable thing around these days. I want to say I can get bred another day, but I also feel like why I should have to deny myself because of someone else's crisis? Fuck we only live once. I don't have time to be turning down sex because of something or someone completely unrelated to me. She will have to hit the road when he gets here. I will be impaled on a penis later today cum hell or high water. She can cum back after he leaves me bred, fucked stupid, and dripping jizz out of my holes. Hell, she can clean me up. It will take her mind off of things.
2022-07-05 16:54:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys, I am trying to keep up with the messages, but I have a ton of people over, so it is spotty. I will get to you even if it's tomorrow. Thanks for being patient, and let's do another 4th of July pic! Excuse the glitter on the pussy... hazards of this particular slingback bikini 😜
2022-07-04 22:26:04 +0000 UTC View PostAnd another 4th post because it's the 4th. I'm just saying. See you out and about in the golf cart. I'm kind of hard to miss.
2022-07-04 17:50:48 +0000 UTC View PostBig tits mean big fireworks. I'm just saying. Who doesn't love explosions in slo-mo? Anyway, happy fourth everyone and hope you enjoy the long weekend if you are having one! ❤️❤️❤️
2022-07-04 16:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostAnd I have this one as well to put up. It's a thank you for the tip but in the 2 hours it took me to thank him... he unsubscribe the dirty ding dong! So now you get to enjoy his tip video and thank you to everyone for being a subscriber. It means more to me than you will ever know!
2022-07-03 17:17:41 +0000 UTC View PostJust a quick one before I try and head to the beach, hopefully, won't get rained out!
2022-07-03 17:13:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I talked to Connor and my chick dick grew. I mean, really grew. It’s still hard. I have a chick hard on. Look at the first pic, that my friend is a true chick dick in its fully erect state! I love it. More than you know. Anyway, I can’t fuck him today, but I can tomorrow. My chick dick isn’t going to wait that long. It wants to cum, so I may have to be unfaithful to Connor if I can find someone to be unfaithful with! See how that turns out and let you know!
2022-07-02 17:14:51 +0000 UTC View PostNo dick last night, but the day is early. I feel like I can find someone today, be it someone I already know or someone new. I prefer new today. I like the thrill of that new dick smell. What about the vagina? Hmm. I would take it if it was good stuff, but today doesn’t feel like a day for pussy. It feels like a day for some 20-something to be doing things to my insides with his dick. I hate talking about it. It makes me annoyingly wet and frustrated. I want instant satisfaction and I hate waiting. I should go see what Connor’s up to this morning. I’m just saying. I went out with a friend. She is a stripper. Generally fucked in the head, but I like her anyway. She gets high morning, noon, and night. Could be just me, but that seems like way too much getting high. Says it “evens her out.” I say it dulls her out. But again, that’s just me. Getting baked is not for me. I want to feel every fucked up thing I do. Mental stress is part of the thrill and without it, what is the fun in life? Anyway, she is bitching that her latest boyfriend is complaining that she has a small mouth and her teeth hurt his dick when she blows him. Tough cookies. Teeth are just nature’s reminder of who is really in charge when we slip your cock into our mouth. If that’s his biggest problem in life, then he should just head out and find one of the hundreds of meth mouth crack heads wandering the streets. No teeth to worry about with them. They even come with cool-colored lipstick after they huff spray paint. Colors you just won’t find anywhere else. Moving along. As soon as she told me that, I looked at her mouth. It is tiny. No wonder she scrapes the head of his dick with her teeth. Now I can’t stop staring at her lips. I would really like to see her give a blowjob, so I can see exactly what’s going on with this tiny maw of hers. Yes, I have had intimate relationships with her pussy. Many times. And she with mine. But that doesn’t really matter when we are busy licking each other clean. So now I have it stuck in my head that I need to see her suck a dick. I am going to ask her the next time I see her. That will probably be an awkward conversation. Why am I telling you this? I don’t know, but who doesn’t enjoy watching some dude get a blowjob? A bunch of people have messaged me asking why I continue to let Bob breed me like a bitch in heat. Why? Because he fucks me so good I can’t remember my name or where I’m from. It takes me a couple of minutes to figure out what actually happened. Often it’s the sperm leaking out of me that brings it all back. Ever been fucked like that? If you had, you would know why I just can’t give up his penis. I’m just saying.
2022-07-02 14:29:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I went to Burger King last night. Someone tried to sell me on the "Impossible Whopper." First, I am not a vegetarian in any way, shape or form. Second, I am not a fan of vegetables other than usual shit. Lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, shit like that. I declined, but they kept pushing it. So I blurted out, " The impossible Whopper is like a dildo. Both are meat substitutes, and I'm not a fan." Everyone got real quiet. I got a regular double Whopper with double cheese. Someone once told me that sex workers are never impacted by the economy. Bullshit. Hookers get laid off all the time. I'm just saying. Tongue kissing, French kissing, making out, whatever they call it. Swapping spit. It's all good. I like making out when I'm cheating. It makes it more delicious and wrong. Frech kiss. I like to Australian kiss. You know, go down under with the tongue. Wow. That was corny as fuck. Go ahead. Throw some garbage at me. I deserve it.
2022-07-01 16:27:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I am supposed to with someone to get a free facial today. She is all excited about it. When she asked me, I was all excited about it. Of course, we don't see eye to eye on the exact meaning of the word "facial." That's how I know I am not wired correctly. The difference between men and women is basically how they interpret the word "facial." Except for me. I start thinking about the epic loads of man chowder that have graced my face and hair. It's been a lot. Not enough, but a lot. Facials are cool. It just says, "I like your dick. Spray sperm on my face." But you can't close your eyes or make weird faces. If you see some chick doing that... she's posing. She doesn't really want the sperm all over her. It was a natural reaction for me. I remember the very first one I took. Like 40 yrs ago. Who knows. Anyway, he pulled his cock out of my mouth after about 15 seconds of me sucking it and started power washing my face with a load of fresh jizz. I just opened my mouth. I didn't want to make a mess, and I didn't want to waste it. We made a mess. I didn't waste it. I spooned it up with my fingers and ate it. He heaved a little bit. I know that was when I discovered that I adore the smell of sperm. It just has that odor. It drives me wild. I don't know what it is about it, but I love smelling it and have ever since that day. So what's my point? No funny faces or closing the eyes during a facial, dammit! You can adjust for his lousy aim if you keep your eyes open. Here's a weird one I was just thinking about. I would like to work at a sperm bank clinic. I don't want to jerk everyone off. Maybe a few people, but you get the idea. I do, however, want to watch them jerk themselves off. I am fascinated by watching guys spill sperm. It would probably get old and ruin it for me, so probably something I shouldn't do. Not that I wouldn't want to... but even if I did work there, I doubt they would let me stare at a guy's dick while he jerked off. It would be worth it to work in a sperm bank for free just to say, "Please cum again!" when they leave. I'm just saying.
2022-07-01 13:27:04 +0000 UTC View PostOh well, If I can't get plumber dick in the kitchen, I'll eat @deauxma in the kitchen. Just saying. The plumber made me think of her so I put this video up! So the 2nd plumber sucked, and so did Bob, his dick was amazing, but Bob was his usual dickhead self. The 2nd plumber wasn't a bad-looking guy and got the job done. He did ramble on and on about current politics. Excuse me while I blow dinner a little bit. Which would be sperm, so I doubt that would be so appealing the second time around. Sure, I talk politics, just not with people I have never met before. Did I agree with him? Sure, but it was kind of off-putting how into the whole thing he was. I know guys who have skin in the game, as in the service, and they don't ramble on and on about it. I get it. Things are all kinds of wonky right now. The world will correct itself. It always does. If it doesn't, oh well, hope you lived the best life you could while you were here. I have regrets, mainly that I didn't start porn earlier and not waste my time in school and as a respiratory therapist. I made a few bad moves here and there. Who doesn't? Other than that, I have been pretty much blessed with a badass ride to date. I plan on living forever. So far, so good. Just saying. Anyway, Bob. Bob fucked me into a tard. It was embarrassing. He made me kiss his balls for five minutes. I kissed his balls for five minutes... and I liked it. There is something gut-wrenching about being the property of a 28 yr olds penis. It feels so horrible and so amazing at the same time. I can't figure out which way I'm going. I just know he makes me cum so hard I can't breathe. He felt so huge inside of me. Like he was moving things around to accommodate his dick. I wish I could have a camera on the tip of his dick so I could watch him pump his lump of sperm inside me. It feels like he bottoms out inside of me when he starts dumping his cum in me. Like my, V-bottom is getting power washed in jizz. It is so deep there is no way I wouldn't get knocked up if I could. His swimmers are already at the end of the pool before they even start. It really would be cool to see that on video. Anyway, what his dick does to me defies logic. That's okay. I think sex is better than logic. I just can't prove it. Ahhh, shit. I got off base, and now I don't know where I'm going with this. I'll summarize. Bob is an asshole, but his dick makes my asshole sing. Plus, he's beautiful and fun to look at while his cock, even more, beautiful than he is, is slipping in and out of me. I hate him. I would take soundproof ear muffs, so I don't have to listen to him, but then I wouldn't be able to hear him tell me what his penis wants. I can't have that. It must be fun to own a cock like that. I'm just saying.
2022-07-01 10:11:09 +0000 UTC View PostThis is my "I'm bored and waiting for another plumber so look at my giant clit while I rub it." video. I'm just saying. Now, look at my giant clit while I rub it. Humor me dammit. The first plumber pumped so much sperm into me that I was overflowing with baby batter. There is no way he didn't knock me up! Just kidding. In my dreams, maybe. I wouldn't touch this guy. He sucked at his job, came to the door smoking a cigarette, and just didn't instill confidence. I gave him a chance, but he was cranky, smelled dirty and not dirty from working, and had no idea what he was doing. He just started 2 weeks ago and couldn't figure out how to work the equipment. He called someone, and they said they would send someone else. I said no thanks, I'm good, I'll figure it out. Then I promptly called someone else. They will be here later this afternoon. So, plumber number one down, next plumber, come on down! I hope they get here soon because I got an unexpected cock opportunity that I don't want to pass up. Yes, it's Bob. Who else? Let me tell you about Bob, though. Bob is annoying me. He is a fucking supermodel for real. Complete with a supermodel cock. It's big, and it's beautiful. Fuck if he isn't a real fucking ballsack, though. He hates his fiance now, but she has money, so he's marrying her anyway. Sure, I'm not helping. He is pumping jizz into my vagina whenever he feels like it. Which if that's all he did, I would be happy. But it's not. He's talking, and that's a problem. Why? Because he's an asshole. He treats people like assholes. He has this superiority thing going on. It's getting gross. But anyway, it's okay to get some pussy on the side, but if you don't really like her, why beat her up like that? Just move on. He's beautiful. He can find another chick in minutes. Now I'm starting to hate his dick. It's like an obsession that isn't healthy. I need to kick the addiction. I can't help it, though. He calls, and my pussy just swamps out in anticipation of being bred by his perfect cock. He called today and wants to get together tonight, so I said I would get back to him. I masturbated and came damn hard, hoping to take off the "Bob edge," but two minutes later, I texted him and said see you at 7. I kind of wish he would move. I'd probably follow him because my pussy would make me. No, I wouldn't, but I won't get lucky enough for him to move. Enough ranting about Bob. I'll let you know how it goes.
2022-06-30 20:17:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone asked me three things I look for in a guy, as in good things. I'm not too fond of that question in the way it's formed. I don't know what I like or want to like about each guy. It changes with each individual. How about we ask it like this. What is it I don't like in new guys? Thats easy. I don't like hearing about what a hero you are or how tough you might be. I don't care. If you are genuinely any of those things, I will never hear about it and will discover it on my own. Second thing. Your daily life isn't revolving around bars, booze, and drugs. Sex would be okay, but the rest I am not interested in. Third, don't try and change me, or worse yet, tell me how to run my business. In fact, don't even suggest something you are dying to say to me that you just know will make me a billionaire. Now, here's the thing. This like and don't like thing works in reverse. There are a million things guys don't like that new chicks do. I probably do most of them. I'm certainly not faithful, and I am more interested in your dog than your job, even if you happen to be an astronaut. I'm likely to play with your dick in public places because I like playing with dicks in public places. I will get mad if you don't let me. I won't lie to you even when you really want me to. "Is my dick smaller than most guys? Yes, yes it is." "Did you really fuck the guy I have to work with every day?" Yes, I did, and I hope you are good at your job because he makes you look pathetic when it cums to fucking." Ah, fuck, after thinking about it, it's probably better to be my side dick than it is my boyfriend. I'm just saying.
2022-06-30 18:37:39 +0000 UTC View Post
This is that "I'm fucking tired and my buttplug is about to fall out" picture. I'm just saying 😜
2022-06-30 18:30:53 +0000 UTC View Post
