How do I know I'm a perv? I had to call a plumber, and I have been thinking of all the shit I can say when he gets here. My front runner is, "I see you have come to see about my blockage... I hope you brought a big plunger." Did you ever notice that porn gives people an unrealistic view of what a plumber's life is actually like? Look. I am not going to lie. If the plumber shows up and he looks like he should be breeding me... I'll do my best to empty his sperm in my guts. What are the odds that he will be hot and actually wants to try and knock me up? Slim. Plus, the longer he makes me wait, the uglier he gets. I'm just saying. Still, I find myself touching my clit and thinking about it. So while I was waiting, I put on my super sexy housewife outfit and did my classic house mom's hair. Will I wear the costume? Probably not. If he turns out to be a stud, I could always change, though!
I just had a guy complain to me about being ripped off by a girl, and reluctantly, I looked her up. It was one of those "stares at you blankly as I wondered what was going through your head" moments. Her tagline, which is aggressively in your face, is "Your dick won't impress me, but your bank account will. Send me money paypig!" Followed by #paypig #paymeshrimpdick #findomdrain, which is followed by a building and stack of money emoji, which I guess is supposed to be a bank. So, what the fuck exactly did you think you were getting into? I'm not too fond of these things, but I can't even fault her. She clearly states that she fully intends to part you from your money. Will you get what you pay for? After looking at her account, if you give her money and she sends you zero in return, you got what you paid for. I know. Different things turn different people on. I never did get the "I get a hardon by giving some chick all my money." kink. But then again, I want to turn some dude into a giant wiggling penis flopping around on the floor. So... who am I to judge? But, let's be reasonable here if you give money to someone who calls you their paypig... she may not feel required to send you thank you videos. Yes. I send thank you videos. But because I want to, not because I'm required to. I feel like I should return the favor. The chick that uses the #paymeshrimpdick tag may not feel the same way... I'm just saying.
Flex the boobs. I and my tits are surprised that I have so many requests for it. One person, in particular, make that 2 or 3, is fascinated with me flexing in public. I thought about it, and though I have said no in the past, I have not flexed in public. I actually have. I just didn't realize it. But, when I did, it was by request or fit the conversation. You know, "show me the guns, girl!" so I flex a little bit. Now, I think I will start doing it when I catch guys looking at me. See what happens. I will probably get some super weird looks, but I already get those anyway. Maybe it will be the magic bullet, and I'll get laid more often. Not holding my breath but am willing to give it a shot. Who knows, maybe it will be super fun.
Why do I lift weights? It keeps me moving. Running, though I loved doing it, it was beating me up. Runners are the worst. They will hobble down the road dragging a bad knee with them to get a run in. I was heading in that direction. Lifting makes me horny. Running never did. I like being horny. I like watching myself in the mirrors. All kinds of porn scenarios run through my head while I'm lifting. Not like every time, but often. I like to fuck after a workout. I want to eat a hot chick's pussy after a good workout. I can almost smell that workout mustiness thinking about it. It makes my mouth water. Guys, not so much. The smell doesn't make me wet. So a shower it is for you if you have testicles. I want to give a guy a handjob while he's bench pressing. I made a video once, and it had a guy goofing around on the bench. He wasn't fit or anything. It was just part of the scene. Every time he came back up with the bar, his testicles would move and try to hide inside him. When he came back down, they would pop out and flop around. That never got on film, but I masturbated to the image of his testicles wandering around and working out with him. I have this weird feeling that if I just tickled his balls, they would have pumped sperm for me. I would like to see that. Especially if he is benching heavier weights than he might normally be lifting. I think the pressure would increase, and the jizz would cum out with some good force behind it. I could be wrong, and I am definitely weird but in the best of ways.
I have good arms. The pros look huge in the photos, but when I get next to them, more times than not, I am actually bigger in the arm department than they are. Not near as ripped but bigger. I curl 25 lbs comfortably, which is an eye-opener for some women. I used to have a great chest. I benched 135 for 4 sets of 15 reps which is good for a chick. Then, I pulled something out of whack, so now I avoid anything heavy. I have been pushing lighter weight, though, with lots of reps at a very slow pace. My chest is starting to come back. I have this theory that the body can only take so much. At 55, I need to be respectful of the limits my body can handle. I feel like I can continue indefinitely if I do.
It ain't a great video but the sperm was 5 star. Just saying. I got what I could as far as video goes. He came a lot faster than I thought he would but we did get round two in. He says he will cum back and film some more so hopefully we will see him shortly. I told him I described him as a little wee-wee guy and he took it well. His little wee-wee made my big clitty sing though so he is winning in that department! Catch you all tomorrow, I am out for the night!
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I am out with my new friend who flew the "airtight" airline last Saturday. Which one? The short dick guy! He has no idea I am posting that I am at dinner with him and informing you that he has a little wee wee. Doesn't matter, I'll be sucking the sperm out of his 4, I don't know, maybe 4 1/2 inch dick in an hour or two. I don't think he will complain about that. He's in his car right now, answering a work phone call, so he has left me all by my lonesome. He better hurry because there is a cute fucking blonde chick and we are eye-fucking each other as I write this. I'm wet as fuck right now. I really do need him to stick his dick in me as I am annoyingly horny. Just stick that little fucker in there and shove it around a bit and I'll cum like a fire hydrant... I kid you not. And he's back so I will catch up with anyone who happens to read these things a bit later. Hopefully squishing sperm out of my box while I walk. Dammit, that sounds so fucking good!
So, wearing what I wear causes people stress. Tough cookies. I say go see your shrink, tell them you have anxiety over what I might wear next, and join a therapy group for minimal clothing exposure trauma. Honestly, I don't care how anyone feels about my dress code. Neither does your husband/boyfriend. His tentpole in his pants gives that away. Anyway, enough about that.
How did I get a penis in every hole Saturday night? I keep getting asked that. Well, technically, because I asked them to do just that. It was my idea. Anyway. I met them at the Ocean Deck. Two live here. One is from Sanford, so primarily local talent. I walked by their table when one of them said something about my arms, mostly how muscular they were. One thing led to another, and I ended up telling the 2 girls I was sitting with that I was going to sit with these guys. They didn't want to join. Married they are. It was their loss. The conversation turned into what I did and do for a living, which piqued their interest. One of them asked me if I had ever had a threesome. I corrected him. It would be a foursome, me being the fourth person in the fuck bonanza. I said yes. I said I would love to do it again if you fine fellas are up for it. They thought I was kidding. I informed them I refused to go to recess in school when I was a kid. That's how serious I am about not joking around. They kind around the bush for a bit and tried to get me to drink but fuck that. I finally said the only thing I want to drink is the sperm from the tips of your dicks. I know you are thinking, "Bullshit Brooke, you never said that!" But I did. And it got real quiet at the table. One of them finally said fuck it. I want my dick sucked, so let's do it. The others followed. Honestly, I didn't think they would follow me to my house. I thought they would split off and run for the hills with their wee-wees between their butt cheeks. But they didn't. They pulled up right behind me in my driveway, and less than five minutes later, I was tasting pre-cum from a trio of dicks. They were nice guys. I doubt they had ever seen each other's dicks before, and I'm positive they have never seen each other's dicks erect. At first, when I was blowing them, they all stayed hard as a rock. Only one guy had what I would call a small dick. The other two were average all the way around. I was happy with my cock catch. The small dick guy stayed rock hard the entire time. The other two had some up-and-down issues. It's stressful having to perform in front of people. Probably more so with people you know. I guess I kind of expected this. But in the end, we did accomplish one stiff cock in my mouth, one hard cock in my pussy, and one hard cock in my ass, all pumping in and out like pros. Until there was accidental cock to cock touching. That killed it. That's okay. I had a good time blowing them and giving them handjobs. It was a good amount of sperm, and we had a lot of fun. I am in touch with each of them, and I should be going to dinner with the guy with the small dick tonight. We will see how that plays out! That is how the airtight night came to be. Now you know.
Okie Dokie. I'm getting dick pic texts, and I like it! All three of those fine fellas are texting me, and all three have sent me pics of the penis that belongs to them that was inside of me Saturday. Good for them! I think they are cheating on each other. As in, I don't believe each of them knows the others are texting as well. Now, I may or may not have asked for the dick pics. It's one of those "the names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent" things. I like that they send me pics of their stiff cocks. It makes me happy. I know they want more! I was worried I pushed too far for the airtight scenario and may have scared them off. But the dick pics have proven otherwise. Yes, egged things on after they started texting. I may have sent them pics of my clit on accident. Who are we kidding? I like doing that, so not a thing for me. As most of you know, I hate when chicks who post nudes and porn lose their mind over a dick pic. It's a massive clue that they are here only for the money, and someone other than them is involved with whatever they are doing to sell their porn. When a woman claims to be the most enormous cock hound on the planet but loses it when a man proudly displays his goods, it is utter fucktardery, I say. Dump her. She's full of shit. I'm just being honest. Do I like getting dick pics? Of course, I do ding dong. Do you like seeing pics of naked girls? Yes, you do. Why in the fuck wouldn't I want to see naked men? I only wish you deviants would show your body instead of just your dick. And, for fucks sake, if you're going to send me a video of you jerking off, and I do like those, then finish and let me see you cum! Sending me a video of you rubbing it out and then cutting it off before you dump sperm is frustrating. I'm just saying. Do better, dammit! Do I like getting pics of chicks? Duh. Of course, I do. I rarely get them, but I certainly wouldn't turn them down or be upset about it. So what's my point here? Is it rude to send a chick who posts xxx pics all over Twitter a nudie? No, no, it's not. I hate the excuse, "I didn't ask for one! Wahhhh, I'm having a breakdown now!!!" Look, princess, we didn't ask to see your pics either, yet here they are. Not complaining, mind you, just saying. And, while I'm ranting, don't be Prince Save A Ho. Whenever you hear a porn chick start in on some mindless complaint or what amounts to a most likely a totally fictional disaster, just let it go. Did I mention that Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, it's drug/booze-fueled bullshit anyway? But there are you fellas that jump on the Ho Bandwagon with every post they make, and it just feeds the fire. I won't lie. I am not a fan when people try to defend my honor. First off, I tend to run my mouth when I shouldn't be, a bad habit. I wish I could just stick a dick in it to shut me up but sadly, that isn't an option always available. Second, I'm often wrong. So defending me or my stance is a bad idea. Plus, I'm a big girl. I know how to pick up the pieces just fine all by myself. I know how to fuck up with the best of them, so I don't need any help, but if I do, I'll let you know.
Oh, man. I have so much to do, not enough cocks to get it done. I swear if I had an excellent cuck or 8, I would be torturing their cocks daily, which is precisely what they want. Just finding them is hard to do. They all want it up front, but when I forget to cum home because I'm with a dude I really want to be with... they get all upset. I don't know why. They could be at home pouring my footers while I pour another man's sperm down my throat. Fuck me. Well, at least I got to feel three dicks rooting inside me, even if it was only for a few minutes. Man, I would love to spend an evening just exploring that. Again, I gotta find the right guys.
What do I dislike? People who want me to drink and or get high or use drugs. Why? Does it give you an edge over me? Does it make you feel better if you have company when you do it? Do you know what it feels like to me? Like you want to drag me down. I don't have time for drugs or alcohol. I don't have time to sit around and be depressed or convince myself I have PTSD because some guy grabbed my ass. I got my own ass to grab, and bitching about it isn't going to get it done. Getting high or drinking my way through the day/night to get through life isn't either. In fact, it will just drag me further down, so what's the point? Look, I just convinced 3 guys to inspect my insides with their cocks, and not one drop of alcohol or drugs was even considered. Why in the world would I want to fog up my head when what I really want is to experience every sensation of three hard dicks slipping in and out of me. I want to be 100% sober for that. I certainly don't need anything to get up the nerve to do something. I can't imagine being one of those girls who have to get high or sloshed to do something sexually. I know a thousand of them in porn doing just that right now. It's fucking stupid. If I can get off my ass and pick up the dog shit in my backyard that has been cooking in the FL summer heat without getting high, then I can do anything without chemical courage. Anyway, that's what I dislike. People trying to get me high and or inebriated for whatever reason. It happens more than you think.
I got airtight this weekend. As in a dick in my mouth, my ass, and my pussy all at once. It only took about 2 hours to achieve this state. I didn't think it would happen, and things got a bit awkward during the downtime. One guy couldn't get hard, and then when he did, the other guy couldn't get hard. It was a vicious cycle. They wanted to quit, but no fucking way. I was going airtight. I must have sucked a dick at any given moment for almost 2 hours straight to get them all hard simultaneously. By all that is holy, there would be a hard dick in every hole I own. And for about 2 minutes, the gods of perverted MILF's shined upon me and inserted an erect penis in my ass, pussy, and mouth, pumping my guts properly. Then the guy fucking my ass pulled out too far, and apparently, the head of his dick touched the dick of the guy in my pussy, and they both went soft. You will have these things. It's the hazard of having porn sex with real people, and no chemical dick hardening utility items are used. Doesn't matter, I will take what I can get, and I got stuffed airtight by three dicks, all under the age of 30 and all pretty damn good-looking. I call that a win. I didn't cum, and I'm sure it would have been epic if I did. I know the masturbation session that I had following it was so intense it was scary. I can only dream of how it would have been if we had been able to sustain my state of airtightness. But, look, A for effort. Not many 55 yr old chicks would even attempt this. I didn't just try it. I went after it like a meal, and I hadn't eaten in a month. How did this happen? It is the hazard of hanging out at a strip club, talking a big game, and allowing the local cock starved MILF to move in on you. That's how it happened.
I don't know where to go with this. It was fun. I can feel the cocks rubbing against each other when they are in me. That's amazing. Add a hard cock in my throat, and even better. It was just good, even though it was short-lived. Am I glad I did it? Fuck yes, I am! I can't remember when I regretted having a dick inside of me or if I ever did. I'm just saying. If you have questions, feel free to ask, I'll do what I can to answer.
Happy Sunday everyone, hope you have an awesome day. Just letting you know that I won't be around today, Sundays are my day to get things done around my house and family day but I will be back tomorrow. Until then, here is a couple of my clit pics that I so much like to take, so jerk one off for me until tomorrow 😜💋
Good Morning, here's a photo set with a little video intro. Do you know what would make me happy? Sit back, relax, and rub one out. That would put a smile on my face.
So, check this post. It's kind of odd but I wanted you to see my pussy talking to you. It kind of looks like it does. I like to be real so when I post a rub out video, I post real ones. I like the way you can see me start dripping. No cuts to shove water in me, no fake squirts, just straight-through till the magic happens! It makes me want to do it all over again 😜😜
It's Friday. It feels like a good day for a strange cock to make its way inside me. I don't know why. I just feel like slipping a new dick into me. I put this video because I remember how hot it was when Boyd was a new cock. I used to drool thinking about him emptying his testicles inside of me. Which he did in this video. Anyway, I got to get better at finding new dick. I may be a bit overpowering, but I hate waiting. I don't want to do the whole date thing. I just want them to put their dick in me. I guess I watch too much porn. I want it to go just like porn. You know, five minutes from the time we introduce ourselves to the time his dick is pumping sperm inside of me. Where are the guys who are good with that? Dammit. I really am in the mood for dick at the moment. I'm thinking of driving by Wilsons in my Jeep and a sling bikini, hopefully attracting a specific person's attention. Probably a goofy move that won't work but the hornier I get, the better the plan sounds. It brings new meaning to the term "Sex drive."
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It's clit jockstrap. Bet you never saw one of those before... I'm just saying. Quick note, the sound is there, but you have to turn it up all the way. I put the camera in a waterproof case, which kind of killed the volume. There isn't much to say about this post other than I worked myself up pretty good and then made this entirely off-the-wall video of me rubbing one out while my pussy looked like it was a fish out of water gasping for air. First, the pool video with the clit jockstrap... watch the video, you will see it, and then I'll post the gasping pussy next, so keep an eye out for it! It's not great photography. I had a friend over. He is not super sexually experienced and was quite excited by the entire thing. To the point, he blew his sperm all over my bedspread without being touched, even by himself. I like that. It's the thought that counts.
Going Commando, hitting the jeep in Cammo, hope all the studs with hard dicks can still see me. Just saying.
Fuck me. I'm topped off with three loads of jizz in the last 24 hours. One might say I am overflowing with sperm. I doubt you ever do it, but I taste myself now and then. I taste like ball chowder. I like that. Yeah, you should probably start running right now. I'm definitely a bit out of whack.
I have green toes now. I changed the colors on my toenails. I know. Another thing you were dying to hear. I did hit on the lady doing my toes. She either didn't understand me or pretended not to, so I would leave her alone. You will have these things. I could use a solid gay girlfriend, though. I am so in the mood for licking a musty box. The thought of it makes me slippery.
The Tik Tok. It must go. Kids seem to think that the Tik Tok is the real world. Dancing around like a ding dong is not how the actual world works. It requires hard work. Why am I saying this? I just ran into a 14 yr old who doesn't know how to tie his own shoes, and he thinks that's okay. It's not. Plus, have you seen the fucking nutballs on there? Most seem to be teachers dead set on discussing sex with kids. Maybe this is why kids can't tie their own shoes. Look, the world is not fuzzy bunnies and fluffy clouds. It never will be. It would be nauseating if it were. You will stub your toe now and then. Whether or not you get PTSD from it is somewhat an indicator of your character. I'm just saying. This is your pretentious lecture from a porn ho who eats sperm on Onlyfans. Just what you wanted to read. Now go stub your toe and laugh it off.
I hate when the phone rings and I'm sucking cock. It's annoying. I'm just saying. I need a message just for that... " I can't cum to the phone, but I can cum with the cock in my mouth so call me back."
I drank a load of sperm before 7 am this morning. I must remember how much jizz Connor's testicles can manufacture and deliver. I actually spilled some and coughed some ball slime up my nose. Now I can not only taste it... I can smell it, and it's almost 2 hours later. It's making me wet. Or that could be the leftover jizz in my cunt from the two loads he dumped in me last night. Probably a mix of both. Do any of you cucks want to cum over and do a taste test? I know you do! You kinky bastards. I know one for sure...and no, Matt, I won't mention your name. Oops. I just did. 😉💦🍆
Anyway, Connor actually stayed the night. If his grandparents didn't know the crazy MILFy lady across the street was getting knocked up by their beloved grandson... they probably do now. That turns me on. Hell, everything about Connor turns me on. 19, tight-bod with balls that hold a gallon of sperm at any given time. His dick is okay. Nothing spectacular but definitely good enough, and he's learning how to use it. He doesn't snore. I like that. I probably do, but it's my bed, so I make the rules. He woke up with his dick in my mouth, so I'm sure he isn't complaining. It was all withered and soft and still crusty from pumping 2 loads of semen into me last night. I could taste his cum and myself on his dick. That just drives on even harder. His cock hardened right up as I cleaned it up for him. We didn't even say a word this morning. He woke up and put his hands on my shoulders as I worked his cock with my mouth. Five minutes later, his hips rose and stiffened, and his balls sucked inside of him. Then his dick started jerking around in my mouth and flooded me with sperm. I thought it would be a small load because the first pump was weak, and not much ball chowder came out. It was like the third or fourth pump, and sperm just started pouring out. It caught me by surprise, and I ended up trying to breathe his jizz. That didn't work, so I hacked all while trying to keep the cum in my mouth, which meant it came out my nose. Here I am, a 55 yr old lady with a 19 yr old dick in my mouth blowing sperm out of my nose. Fuck, I love being me. I'm just saying.
Yes, someone did call me while I was sucking Connor's testicles empty of jizz. She wanted a ride. Her battery was dead. I didn't answer, but I did call her back. She said I sounded "stuffed up." I said, "I kind of am, but you don't want to know." We left it at that.
I am a dirty old lady. I watched a 19 yr from my window as he went to work, and I ended up touching myself. Fuck me. I have turned into that person. Oh well. Things could be worse. I could be a fat, ratchety old lady yelling at people for letting their dogs crap on my lawn. Instead, I'm getting ass fucked by the kid across the street and yelling at him if he doesn't put his dick inside me enough. Funny how life turns out. Now I'm thinking of what I'll wear out and about today. It's getting fun wearing skimpier and skimpier outfits. I like going out alone in them and watching the reaction. It makes me drip, and like yesterday, I end up rubbing one out thinking about it. I need my oil changed. I need a suitable outfit for that excursion. I'll pick one out and show you, so let me know what you think. I may wear the one from yesterday.
Cam shows. Yes, I do them. I am not on any cam site. I'm not too fond of cam sites. Never have been. As you know, I wouldn't say I like doing things that aren't real or fun. These cam sites, at least to me, are as fake as something could possibly get and, again, for me, are painfully tedious. Sitting in a virtual room trying to trick someone into going private or whatever it is they do these days isn't my thing. It would be impossible for me to be turned on, and I'm not sticking anything inside me if I'm not turned on. Yes, I do cam shows but only on Skype and Duo and offer only one show. It's 15 minutes, $75, and it works for me. I frustrate some of you because I don't do them all the time. I'm not going to. If I'm not turned on, not capable of cumming, I'm doing them. The money isn't that important. I'm not fucking up my sex life for $75 bucks. I know, "What does that even mean, Brooke? You're not going to fuck up your sex life by camming?" I'll tell you.
I adore having a massive sex drive. I don't particularly appreciate pumping the brakes on said sex drive. Camming and putting on a fake performance ends my sex drive, sometimes for days. It's that simple. If I do a cam show, it's because I not only want to do it, I expect to get myself off, even if I have to finish after the show. So, yes, I get it. Cam shows are wildly popular. Even I like to see them. I just don't like being the performer who has to perform when the bell rings. Complete mood killer. Hope that makes sense. Just know that if and when I do a cam show with you, it's because I'm counting on you helping me get off. The pressure is on. I should be paying you!
Alright, finding cock was harder than expected and things didn't go as planned so I had to take things into my "own hands" so to speak. I'll let the video do the talking on this one!
I like Twitter. Not because I peddle my pussy on there. I mean, that's okay. I like it for the porn. And the comments. Not the cheerleader comments that every porn chick gets. Those annoy me. I get it. You like my tits, but I'm not correct on everything I ever say, so call me a tard when I act like one... and we all do. Back to the porn. I am absolutely addicted to the porn. Not in a creepy way. Well, maybe. But you get the idea. I see something one day I don't like, think about, then I end up not just liking it but wanting to do it. Exactly how I got into ass sex so many years ago. I was horrified when I watched a chick get a dick in her ass in the mid-'80s in one of those classic porn videos. Then I was intrigued. Then I had a dick in my ass probably a couple of dozen times before I even made it to my first day of college at the age of 18.
Getting guys to stick their dick in my ass back in the 80s was hard to do. It creeped them out. We didn't use fingers. That seemed worse. Forget getting someone to stick their tongue up my ass. That wasn't even on the table. I do remember the first time a guy I was going steady with put his dick inside my asshole. It was a shock. It hurt, but I somehow knew it would accommodate his cock, and after a minute of probably just his head in my asshole, I came. Then he came. Then we couldn't find his sperm. It wouldn't come out. I remember asking him if his testicles worked properly, and he wasn't sure if they did or not. Then a drop of ball chowder started dripping out, and we knew we had completed a successful ass fucking. I think we high-fived each other. I also found out for the first time the gloriousness of having lumps of sperm in my colon greasing my every move. I went home and masturbated in front of one of those cheap full lenght door mirrors in my bedroom, looking at my occasional sperm-dripping asshole. It was on from there. I had my boyfriend's dick buried in my ass almost daily. But he was small, and I wanted to know what it was like to have a bigger one. So I cheated. I did find a bigger one, convinced him to do it, and found out I like smaller dicks in my ass. It was good, but I couldn't just get my ass pounded as I wanted. It had to be slow and easy, and I couldn't bottom it out. That changed over the years, but still, I prefer the smaller dicks for ass fucking. Connor is about as much as I can comfortably handle without restrictions. As always, what is my point? Porn is good. It brought ass sex into my life. Without it, I doubt I would have started. The thought of it was awful. Seeing it at first wasn't horrible like I thought it would be, but it didn't look great. But after thinking about it and running it through my mind... it got amazingly appealing. After doing it... I am a massive fan of sperm lumps deposited in my asshole. I'm just saying.
I have pegged guys, but they aren't as big of fans about it. I liked strapping on and fucking guys but the ones that did like it, that's all they wanted to do... every damn time. I told the last guy just go find a boyfriend. Quit messing around. He complained he wasn't gay. I told him it didn't matter. Technically a dick in the ass doesn't make you gay. That's a sexual turnon, aka kink. What makes you gay is wanting to kiss and hold hands while walking in the park. Other than that, you just like having a dick in your ass. I'm not judging. I'd join if both guys were hot. I've never tried it, and it's not high on my list, but I'd do it if the situation presented itself. He found a guy, and they banged each others ass's until they whistled while they walked. I have no idea what became of them. Maybe they still are. Perhaps he was gay, and they got married. Who knows. I'm rambling. I do prefer my guys more chick oriented... I'm selfish. I like them paying more attention to me than a cock.
Yeah, a lot of pics of a lot of tits, bush, and ass being licked. I went all the way back to 2012 and pulled these beauties out for you. It's with @hotwiferio , one of the few MILF's in the industry that is an actual MILF that walks the walk that she talks... I'm just saying. Good friend, always fun to be with! Let me know what you think!
Look how big my clit is.... in case you were wondering if I was horny or not... I think that question is answered. Now if you would kindly either lick that fucker till I drool girl goo all over your tongue or stick a dick in me. Your choice. I'm just saying.
I am wearing this out on a go-find cock mission. Cock shall be found. My ass demands it. I will be fucked in the ass, and if not the ass the mouth by the end of the night. That is my mission. I won't fail. Just saying. Come on Daytona Beach, be good to my ass. Give me just one hot stud around 20 and let him slip it my ass... is that asking for too much?
The pink mechanic dress. I don't fix anything but I do change fluids... just saying. Payment will be made in the form of sperm in my box. Actually, I'm getting away with murder because I would have let me spray paint my insides with man chowder even if he didn't fix the Jeep. I could fix the Jeep. I like fixing the Jeep. I just like playing the part. It turns me on. Makes the sex all that much better. Woe is me, I'm the helpless lady. Change my fuel filter and I'll drain your testicles for you! Seems like a fair trade doesn't it? I think so. Actually, I'm winning in this whole thing... if he gets me off. If he doesn't get me off he is going to end up rebuilding the engine. That's how it works. I better get bred properly dammit! This isn't life alert No "oops, sorry, I came, and now I've fallen and can't get up." If you can't get up then you going down. Again, just saying.
So how quickly a dick has found its way into my mouth. I meant to say how quickly things have changed, but I ended up going with the dick-in-the-mouth thing instead. Anyways, here is a pretty good video. It could have been better if he didn't finger smudge the lens, but you will have these things when you film real people having sex. Check it out, and let me know what you think. I got so much going on that I will get you the back story tonight. I have more posts, but they will be short and sweet but still good to eat!
Even if the following is weird, don't worry. I got good vagina breeding spank material for you shortly! Once in a while, I feel like I have to tell you the straight story. Not many will do it, but I will. Why? Because I am a colossal porn lover. I want to be in it and part of it in any way that I can as long as you will have me.
So, I made a new rule. It has been bugging people, and they are starting to buzz about it. I will no longer actually have sex, as in intercourse, on video with anyone that is not someone I consider a boyfriend, which, as you know, is any number of guys. The good news is that 3 of my boyfriends at the moment are up to having sex with a video camera on for you to see. I can't use the actual names, but you can figure them out. Anyway, why Brooke? Why would you do that? Because the sex is so dismally awful that it ruins sex with my actual boy toys. I know. It looks like a fucktastic time on video. It's not. It's bad sex. I don't have time for bad sex. I have guys/boyfriends right now that fuck me stupid, just like I should be. In contrast, every time I shoot a video with one of these content creators, it takes me two weeks to get my sex drive back. That isn't good at all, so fuck that a thousand ways to Sunday. Anyway, I have been doing this for several months now, and my sex life is on such a high note there is zero chance I will ever go back to dealing with "content creators." Why? You ask... because I like waking up horny. I like walking through Target thinking about how I would like to fuck the kid stocking the shelves or lick the girl ringing me out. What does this mean to you? Zero. It's probably a windfall for you as I will probably make a ton more videos now that I have dumped this dismal practice of making "content." What you will see now will be exactly what you see. 2 people fucking because they want to cum, and the camera was added for fun because it turned us on knowing you would see it.
Look, I'm not outing one or telling a trade secret, and I will shoot videos with content creators, but on my terms, and I am happy to video blowjobs, handjobs, titty fucking, and other cool things. I enjoy that. I sit awake thinking about making those videos, and my box soaks my bed. The only pressure I have is waiting to shoot the videos. It doesn't matter to me how the video turns out. I still got to do something I love doing. I also got a video that I can watch by myself later for rub-out sessions and share with you to see what your dick thinks about it. When you see a dick emptying sperm in me, it's a breeding from a boyfriend, not a content creator. By not fucking content creators, my boyfriends will be the beneficiary of my horny vagina, as will you. No more wasting it on a crappy content creator video. I'll step aside and let the pros have it while I continue to fuck myself silly. Seems like a solid plan to me. I'm just saying. Why do I need to tell you this? It seems to be raising a lot of eyebrows, and you may or may not hear how that fucking crazy "Brooke Tyler" is at it again, doing her own damn thing." We only live once, man, I need it to be the best it can be, and good sex seems to be a big part of my happiness, so I'm going with what works. So that you know, for me, sex with regular dudes has always been a thousand times better and so much more exciting than with any porn guy. Don't fall for the hype. I prefer you over them, no questions asked.
Here are about 30 pics of tits, clits, and muscles, all oiled up. Add your own oil as desired. Good morning. I didn't get any strange cock yesterday... but today is looking up, both for the new and untested cock and my box. I am seeing him, aka Colt...which isn't his real name as I just applied a corny porn name to him, at 3 today at Jimmy Hula's, so hopefully, I will be getting a fat dick in my hula hoop. Man, I sound like a tard with porn on my mind. Probably because I am a tard with porn on my mind. I'm getting to be a creepy old lady. I wake and get all excited thinking about an 18 yr old pumping me full of jizz. Then I start touching myself, and things rapidly spin out of control after that. I often wonder if I am the only one who gets that annoying buzz in their head that screams go out, get a dick in your guts and make him do his best to knock you up. I probably am. I might need some therapy and medication. No, no, I don't. Being reasonable, sure, I'm a bit of a cock addict. But, no drugs, no alcohol is ever involved. Hell, I don't even drink or use anything ever. It just doesn't do anything for me. Sex is my drug, I guess. Fuck, I'll shut up. I'm getting way off base here. Anyway. Let's hope I at least get to suck this kid's testicles empty today. Sucking him off sounds really good for some reason. I just want to be on my knees, looking into his eyes as I swallow his sperm. Dammit. I'm turning my vagina into a puddle thinking about this. I'll let you know.
There is this vast fascination with people wanting to know my political leanings. I don't have any. I just go with whoever I think has good ideas. Have I been wrong? Of course, we all have. I wasn't wrong this time, though. It's self-evident how correct I was. Yay for me! Not really. I'm eating the shit sandwich just like everyone else. It shall pass, and shortly, it will be peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for all... unless they run out, which these days, who knows? They just might. If they do, we will all go on a diet, and I don't know about you, but when I'm hungry, I can fuck like a rabbit!
Connor definitely drowned my insides this afternoon in testicle chowder. No doubt. I'm still leaking. I love leaking. It makes me feel, I don't know, like a complete and total woman. It's been a while. He's been away at his parents for a bit. I have missed my little Connor and his 19 yr old penis. I have really missed the massive sperm drownings he supplies me with. Fuck, I like this kid. Connor makes me want to give up Bob so I can spend more time with Connor's dick. Bob is easy to give up. It's his dick that I am having a hard time letting go of. I don't know that I can. He uses it so well and does things to me with it that make me drool. But Connor is so nice and willing to learn, and he cucked my last boyfriend so perfectly that I want to go all high school and just go steady with him. Today was just bliss with Connor. He almost made me cum from sucking my clit. He was right there, and then he switched it up and started licking my pussy. Rule number one. Steady as she goes. If a girl is moaning and groaning, you are doing it right. Please don't change it up unless she tells you to. But then he started licking my ass, and not many 19 yr olds will do that. But Connor tongued my ass to perfection. He had a good move. He fingered my box and rubbed my clit while stretching my asshole with his tongue. It was nice. Very nice. The second he slipped the head of his dick inside my rectum, I came. Like a guy shooting his load in my hand while pulling his dick out of his pants, I shot early, and it hit hard. Didn't matter. I don't have to get anything back up. My clit stays hard and long until I say it's done. And me and my clit were far from being done. We slipped a dildo in my pussy while he fucked my ass, and again, I came. It was getting embarrassing. A 19 yr old was fucking me stupid with his dick in my ass. We kept going, and when he started painting my colon with lumpy jets of sperm, guess what happened? I came. And I drooled his nut, which feels like liquid silk in case you were wondering, down my ass crack and all over my bed. It was a huge pile of cum. It's uncanny how much jizz his testicles can barf inside of me. It's so much I want to squeeze him and never let him go because where am I going to find someone else like him? I am 55 yrs old, and I'm falling for this 19 yr old because he can fuck my ass like a god. We didn't fuck. He fucked me into an incoherent dipshit just by plowing my ass. He did get hard about 5 minutes later and asked me if I could blow him and swallow his cum. He had a specific request. He wanted me to keep my lips wrapped around the head of his dick and suck when he came. He didn't want me to take it out until I had swallowed it all. I like that. I like it when people verbalize what turns them on. It turns me on to do it for them when they do. Yet so few will actually do it. But Connor did. So I did make him wash first because I'm not that goofy, and I happily sucked his dick for 15 minutes until he unleashed another Connor-sized load of thick sperm down my throat. I didn't spill a drop and never took my lips off his cock until he told me to. Fuck, that turns me on. I'm going to think about that for a week now. I will have dick on the brain for sure. Anyway, that was my fantastic hour with Connor yesterday. I made him some tacos while his sperm greased my ass and sloshed around in my belly. That's a good day, my friends, a perfect day!
Oh, man! I got a free month for an OnlyFans sub to a chick I find delicious, and fuck me, there is nothing free! It's all pay-to-see messages! Grrr!!! No wonder you guys get frustrated. You can get away with it when you are hot as she is. I'm afraid to do it. I feel like it might be bikinis and such, and I can see that on Twitter. Such is life in the world of porn.
I got some solid muscle pics and oil cumming your way... Just thought I'd tell you that. Be a few hours but they will be up along with some videos and such!
So I banged Connor's dick with my ass yesterday and I have a chance to bang another guy, 20, who works at a place I frequent a lot. This is the outfit that bagged Connor for me so I'm hoping it will do the same for this guy, whose name I cannot mention at the moment. We will call him, fuck I don't know, Frank? No. How about a cool porn name. Colt. I'll use Colt today. I think he is still a free member of my site so he may be reading this. I don't want to scare him away before I even get started. Anyway, enjoy the pics and I will keep you posted.
