Soooo, the fact that sex toys are literally illegal in some states is soooo crazy....and it made me wonder what other ridiculous sex laws are out there just BEGGING to be broken...
2021-05-18 02:03:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Magical snaps like these, Patrick?
2021-05-17 22:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Trying out my daughters aerial equipment...Get your mind out of the gutter, you dirty bird!!! Ok, ok, I agree. This would be a fun sex toy. 😉😬 Happy Monday sexies!!!
2021-05-17 14:05:16 +0000 UTC View Post
A toast with my oldest two to start the week off right...make it a good one!
2021-05-17 04:06:15 +0000 UTC View Post
I LOVE road head. I mean, I’d love it either way, but part of what makes it so good is that my hubs has mastered the reach around, so I know I’m guaranteed an orgasm or three. Have you mastered the reach around? If not, what are you waiting for?? Do it you sexy stud!! If you’re in between partners, put that sucker on your bucket list for the next lucky babe that rides in your passenger seat!!!
2021-05-17 01:08:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Thoughts on road head??? It’s good, right?
2021-05-17 01:02:08 +0000 UTC View Post
As you can probably tell, we managed to sneak some pics at the park today. 😉😉
2021-05-17 00:59:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Like most people, my ‘type’ when it comes to girls is - hot. Lol. But I’m usually most attracted to curvy Latinas. Last night the two girls I found most attractive were African American. One was a SUPER hot dancer...and at the same time, super playful. The other was beautiful, but the thing I liked most about her was that I noticed her noticing me while she was dancing on stage, and among all the other patrons there, she came straight over to flirt with me. If you guys haven’t figured out the math yet...if a beautiful woman gives me attention, I want her. Simple as that. Yes, I’m just that easy.
2021-05-17 00:56:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Soooo...we don’t usually go to strip clubs near home because I’ve never wanted to risk running into past clients there. But we decided to take the risk last night with the understanding that we’d leave immediately if I saw anyone I knew...which I didn’t. Whew! The club was actually really nice. The majority of the girls were hot and the staff were super friendly. The hubs tips EVERYONE when we’re at a club...you give him change for larger bills - you get a tip, you tell him where the restroom is, you get a tip...if you sit next to us and you’re friendly, you’ll probably get a tip too! Lol. The staff at this club seemed pretty confused and surprised by the tips. So next time you go to a strip club, tip the staff!!! They take good care of you when you do!
2021-05-17 00:49:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Spent the day hanging out with the fam at the park. Takin’ some pics while I wait for this water to boil for pasta & meatballs. If the kids catch me, I’m blaming you!! What are you up to today?
2021-05-16 23:12:09 +0000 UTC View Post
We were listening to vivid radio on the way to the strip club...did you know sex toys are ILLEGAL in Alabama and Mississippi? WTF??? WHYYYYY? Who wants to go get arrested with me for the criminal act of using a sex toy?? You in??
2021-05-16 03:56:32 +0000 UTC View Post
We were gonna go to a burlesque show but it was sold out...CRIMINAL!!!! So a strip club it is!! We would have left earlier but the hubs was captivated by an episode of ‘Naked and Afraid’. You know how it is.
2021-05-16 03:10:52 +0000 UTC View PostBut since you already saw them anyway...😉😉
2021-05-15 01:51:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I’ve worn this dress quite a few times over the past couple of years...totally didn’t realize how very clearly you can make out my panties under it. Guess I’m going commando next time. Sometime ya just gotta do what ya gotta do. 🤷♀️
2021-05-15 01:49:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Practicing selfies on the way to the park...
2021-05-15 01:30:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Something to nibble on as you ponder your sexy weekend agenda...
2021-05-14 17:42:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel super lucky to have sensitive nips...I’ve had orgasms from nipple stimulation alone. How awesome is that?? What about you? Are your nipples sensitive or is it pretty similar to fondling your elbow?
2021-05-14 03:36:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Sooooo....the poll...I can see each persons’ vote, so it’s not anonymous from me...but no one else can see how people responded. I don’t care so much who voted for what (so I doubt I would even look) I’m more interested in the overall percentage breakdown. Soooo....now you know, and you can decide whether or not you want to participate in future polls...I hope you will!
2021-05-14 03:17:19 +0000 UTC View Post
And here’s the other one...you know how much I like it from behind...
2021-05-12 22:58:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey sexies, I'm running a promotion so I can get some practice at some of these menu items. Check it out! Just inbox me once you've updated your subscription, babes! 💋💋
2021-05-12 22:25:04 +0000 UTC View Post
This one snuck by...until he took care of it and me after the shot. My pussy definitely knows how to flirt her way into an orgasm...or three. Does a wet pussy turn you on as much as a hard cock does for me?
2021-05-12 02:52:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Taking pics today was tricky...ever since my package arrived, my body’s been lubing up for the ride. The hubs gave my pussy a quick swipe just before taking this pic so I wouldn’t be dripping all over the place...actually, I think you can still see just a little if you zoom in. Well, he tried.
2021-05-12 02:43:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Anyone looking for a target? Here are a couple...now show me what you’ve got...
2021-05-12 01:52:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Sooooo....who’s gonna lie for me on the poll I released yesterday?? I need at least one person who hasn’t voted to falsely claim that they aren’t into touching themselves. I THINK the poll will just tell me who participated and not how people voted...but if someone doesn’t vote differently from everyone else, I won’t be able to make that determination for sure. And I want you guys to feel totally comfortable answering any questions I might have honestly....soooo, on this one occasion, I need someone to lie!! I should have thought of this before I made up the easy question, right?? Of course we’re all answering yes to that one!!
2021-05-12 01:16:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Surprise!! Isn’t it adorable?!?!?? This is definitely going to be my go-to gift for my girlfriends this year.
2021-05-11 21:55:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I loooove things that smell good...what’s your favorite fragrance to smell on a woman? What’s your favorite fragrance to wear?
2021-05-11 16:14:14 +0000 UTC View Post
