Thank you to all of you that tipped me.... I spent it on bee..
Thank you to all of you that tipped me.... I spent it on beer 👍😜
2022-05-20 22:26:11 +0000 UTC View Post
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Somebody's dick is going to get rocked at Rockville and I'm ..
Somebody's dick is going to get rocked at Rockville and I'm just the girl to do it. I'm just saying. I better get laid. If not, fuck, there is no justice in this world. Whats a MILF got to do to get a dick inside her? Everyone talks a big game but then when I go to pull it out and do things to it with my mouth they get awfully shy!
2022-05-20 16:50:49 +0000 UTC View PostI fucked up and watched porn again this morning. I got to st..
I fucked up and watched porn again this morning. I got to stop doing that. I can't help it. It's right there, I want to see it, and then before I know it, an hour or two is gone. This post would have been up at least an hour earlier. I don't understand why guys think they are the only ones that watch porn. They aren't. It's funny because I'm not shy or embarrassed by it and am happy to share my favorite stuff just because, and I often do. When I break the ice with my porn favorites, more times than not, I end up looking at their stuff because they are dying to show me. They are dying to show anyone, but they need to know who they share it with won't be judgemental about it. What do chicks look at? I know, everyone thinks its girl girl porn, but it's not. Of course, some of it is, but the vast majority involves a penis. Personally, I like seeing a massive dick sliding into a pussy nice and slow. I can almost feel the cock just by watching it. I catch myself taking a breath when the cock bottoms out. I know that feeling well. But then I get into just about anything if it looks good. Gloryholes are absolutely fucking up my concentration. I see one, and I end up searching glory holes. It is not what you think. I probably would fuck the dick in real life, but I can't stop thinking about sucking it. Something about doing things to a dick that I have no idea who it belongs to makes my mouth water. But, there is no way I couldn't drink the sperm. That has to happen. I would need the heartburn and aftertaste to remind the rest of the day of what I did to that anonymous penis sticking through a hole. Christ, why am I talking about glory holes? I'm supposed to be selling you on all kinds of shit, so I can get rich and famous and buy a zillion-dollar house. Instead, I end up telling you how much I think about glory holes. I love this blog. I really do. I can just say whatever the fuck I want when I want, just because I want to. Anyway, please send me a massive tip. Or the winning lottery numbers. I'll buy a house with glory holes installed. Last thing. Not a good idea to answer a question from a woman who is being cheated on as to why another girl would even consider fucking a man she knows to be married. The answer "Because just knowing I make his dick do things you never could makes me wetter than a slip and slide." does not go over well. I know this from personal experience.
2022-05-20 13:33:59 +0000 UTC View Post2018 tits look pretty much the same as 2022 tits. If only in..
2018 tits look pretty much the same as 2022 tits. If only inflation would make them get bigger along with all the price hikes these days. Anyway, I pulled these off my dropbox. I vaguely remember taking them. I think I was just getting ready to remodel my house. Doesn't really matter as long as there are tits!
2022-05-19 22:46:52 +0000 UTC View PostI spent too much time on Twitter and now I'm horny. I hate t..
I spent too much time on Twitter and now I'm horny. I hate that. It happens all the time. Today it was this dude getting a massage from an amazingly hot chick. Mostly it was his dick. He has an amazing dick. I just want to touch it. I could probably make out with his cock it is that sexy. It's the kind of cock that just makes a girl want to breed. I don't even know what he looks like, they never show it. I'd marry him anyway. I just know his dick would do magical things to my insides. Anyway, I had to hop in the pool to cool down. Didn't work. The video is in my likes, just look for the video with the super hot blonde wearing some kind of hat giving a massage. You might have to scroll down a bit as it loads via date. If you own a dick like that.... call me.
2022-05-19 19:40:39 +0000 UTC View PostThe dude came 5 times yesterday. Yes, I said 5 times. Did I ..
The dude came 5 times yesterday. Yes, I said 5 times. Did I mention he came 5 times? He did. In me, on me, just about everywhere! Man, did I hit the jackpot or what? This isn't a take pictures and video kind of guy, so I have no photos or video to offer, but he came 5 times! How about that! Talk about a good day! Moving on. What's next? It's Rockville here in Daytona. I'd go, but I don't have tickets. Maybe I'll look into it. I wouldn't mind wandering around in some pretty questionable outfits and seeing what kind of attention I can draw. I would suspect it will be an ocean of penis just waiting to be fished. I'm a pretty good cock angler. I'm just saying. I saw this Japanese porn. You know, the kind where they blur out the dick for whatever reason. Anyway, it was supposed to be a school/college type classroom and library type thing. In crazy Japanese style, there were gloryholes everywhere. In the chalkboard, walls, and library shelves, just absolutely everywhere. Sticking out of each of these glory holes was a Japanese penis. This was a scene in which I would do just about anything to make it a reality. I love the glory hole concept. I have actually never made a video with a glory hole, nor have I in real life. I'm not sure they exist in real life. The point being, I would have loved to wander from glory hole to glory hole doing things to dicks that guys dream of. Actually, things I dream of doing to dicks. Why am I telling you this? I don't know. I can't get the video out of my mind. I am mildly obsessed with it. I don't know. I guess I'm an odd bird. I get caught up in things like this. Anyway, I liked it on my Twitter if you want to see it. People on IG don't like my sarcasm. The good news is I am not a fan of their stupidity. So, therefore, we are even. I'm just kidding. I do apologize for the mean, insensitive, and incredibly accurate things I have said. Oh, for fucks sake, grow up. Warning, the surgeon general has determined that living on planet earth is hazardous to your sensitivities. It is advised you evacuate immediately.
2022-05-19 14:34:33 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone. I have to head to Titusville today to see a ..
Hello everyone. I have to head to Titusville today to see a guy about pumping a baby into me. Well, a baby won't be made, but we can give our best. I'm just saying. I am seeing an old friend who happens to have a special knack for making me squirt girl goo. He turns my vagina into a gutter downspout, if you know what I mean. I will let you know how that goes later this afternoon! I hear women complain about waiting for the towel after their dudes paint them with jizz. Who waits? I scoop it up and snack on it. That used to freak Connor out. Now he expects it. Bob used to put a towel on the bed before we started. Now he just gets up and wipes the cummy post-orgasm drip off on the towel rack and leaves the towel hanging. I wonder if he forgets and wipes his face with the cummy towel now and then? Bob texted me. He has asked his girlfriend to marry him. Lucky girl. I would almost marry that asshole just so I could put a ring on his cock. I know it sounds like bad news, and it is. It's absolutely horrible news for his girlfriend. I'll still be sucking the sperm fresh from his testicles on a regular basis. How do you think I know he is getting married? He texted me to let me know, and the next text after that was, "I need to fuck, see you Friday." Yes, you will, Bob, and I will be looking like a dog begging at the table waiting for your dick. I should have sent that back to him. Instead, I said, "Can't wait!" I always come up with the best shit a day later and a dollar short. I need to be mentally quicker with the replies. Anyway, we are both cheating. I'm not supposed to fuck Bob anymore. Connor cut him off, or at least he thinks he did. There's no way I could give up Bob's penis. Sorry, Connor, not even for you, kiddo. Had an Instagram post pulled down because it was offensive to some people. The exact post word for word. "If I eat another one of these wings, I will surpass a Muffin Top and go straight to a busted can of biscuits." Huh. The post was entirely pointed at me, and absolutely zero suggestion or hint of anyone else. Still, apparently, that is upsetting to some. Who are these woke idiots that have somehow been appointed the gatekeepers of what is the acceptable social norm? They are making me become the asshole I was always meant to be. (I got that one from a meme sent by a fan, but it fits, so I'm using it!) Though I never really did, I am going to make a concerted effort to not cheerlead obvious bad behavior, lifestyles, and health choices. I won't bow down to whatever nonsense they demand I accept. No more "You go! or "How brave of you!" or any other of that bullshit. If I fall on the outside of the woke crowds good graces, good, I never liked them much anyway. Anyway, end of rant.
2022-05-18 16:04:49 +0000 UTC View PostWorn out from the ass plowing followed by a spermy anal fill..
Worn out from the ass plowing followed by a spermy anal fill up. Still leaking that ludicrously large nut dump out of my ass.
2022-05-17 23:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostHo-hum, ho-hum, stick your dick in my bum and dump your cum...
Ho-hum, ho-hum, stick your dick in my bum and dump your cum. This is hardcore stuff, some people don't like. So be warned! I have already watched it a dozen times and can't wait to rub one out to it. It's a good feeling knowing he used my ass to empty his testicles. Makes me feel, I don't know, correct, all warm and fuzzy! Anyway, I don't know what's up with ass sex. Technically, I shouldn't like it. Yet I do. Not all the time. But I go through spells. I guess it's the thought that I want to feel entirely owned. I don't know how to describe it. I like the idea of being taken over so completely by a cock that I want to show it appreciation by letting it breed my ass and sperm dump in my colon. I always wanted to know how it makes a guy feel when his cock is pumping in my ass. I can guess at the sexual friction/sensation, but the mental aspect of it is what I'm interested in. Who knows, maybe their heads are in such a jumble that they can't put a coherent thought together, as I have frequently been known to fall into the "fucked stupid" state. I have noticed that some guys will get quiet afterward, as if they did something wrong. I wonder what that is all about? I guess some folks consider ass fucking taboo. I don't. I consider it a vital part of one's sex life. Sexually, I cum the hardest when I have a dick in my ass, especially if he can keep it up long enough after he empties his balls in my ass. When I feel the sperm plopping into my butthole, it's over. All I need is a minute or so, and I'm going to explode. But it's a short orgasm. Very intense but short-lived. When a guy is breeding me properly, I can cum multiple times, the orgasms lasting 2 or 3 times longer than if he was pumping my rectum full of dick and jizz. But they aren't as intense, so there is a trade-off. Which do I prefer? I don't know. I think it just depends on the day. Enough of this crap. I was thinking about how Connor now demands my ass when he is in the mood. I give it to him. He has earned it. He is into this thing where he lets his dick empty itself into my ass and then has me up on all fours pushing his cum out of my asshole while he watches. Sometimes he pushes it back in with the head of his dick to prolong the drooling anal cream pie he so enjoys. He has started taking pictures of it. I have asked him what he does with the photos and if he shows them to his friends. At first, he denied it, but now he admits it. I'm good with that. It allowed me to get these pictures from him today! Enjoy!
2022-05-17 17:16:50 +0000 UTC View PostGetting fingered under the table is on my mind. Just saying...
Getting fingered under the table is on my mind. Just saying. Anyway, I hope the day is going well. I am bored. There is no Connor to stuff my box and lube it with a gallon of jizz. He's at work but said he would be home early, so there is some hope. There is no Bob either. He's got a girlfriend and is off with her visiting her family in Indiana. Before Bob left to visit his girlfriend's family, he quickly reamed my asshole and spackled it with sperm. I wonder if he will discuss that with her mom? My butthole has been whistling dixie for a few days now. He stretched it out that much. Man, that guy has a big dick. I love that feeling, though. It lets me know Bob's perfect penis has been deeply intimate with my guts. Fuck, just saying that turns me on, and I don't need to be turned on right now. I'm a ticking sex bomb at the moment. My brain is a whirlwind of gibberish right now. All of it is annoyingly sexual and very exciting. I keep wondering what is going through my ex-boyfriend's head. I don't think I have ever broken up with a guy while another guy had his dick buried in my pussy. I wish he wouldn't have insisted on watching us. It would have been easier on him. But, I have to admit, the cum I had was out of this world. Breaking up with him while another man was pumping a baby into me in front of him prompted the most intense orgasm of my life. Mean, I know, but it is what it is at this point. I warned him about this from the start, though. He was supposed to be my cuck servant, and he was all about it initially. But he slowly kept trying to nudge me towards being a proper wifey bore. That backfired on him in the end, though. Such is life. The good news for me is I can't get over how amazingly erotic it was. I saw a movie a long time ago with Richard Gere. Internal affairs was the name of it. I used to finger myself watching him finger a guy's wife under the table. I still think about that, and I have been able to replicate it in real life somewhat. In the second scene, he fucks the same guy's wife and doesn't stop when the husband walks in on them unexpectedly. Fuck, I wanted that to be me so many times! I wanted to be the one bent over getting pumped full of cock in front of my shocked husband so badly I would drool in my pants. That happened with Connor. At least it's the closest I have ever gotten to it. Circumstances weren't the same, but they were close enough to make me cum so hard I told Connor I loved him. His dick pumping inside of me in front of my boyfriend gave me the cum of my life. Now I am going to be chasing that orgasm like an addict. I am ok with that. Let us get busy chasing that orgasm down, I say! Look, I know I'm weird, and my past weekend events may have creeped some of you out. Bear with me. I'll find something else that blows my mind and hopefully will blow yours as well, and in the best of ways!
2022-05-17 14:48:53 +0000 UTC View PostWorking hard at making you hard. It's a labor of love ❤️❤️❤️..
Working hard at making you hard. It's a labor of love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
2022-05-17 14:30:12 +0000 UTC View PostLet's kick Tuesday off right 😜
Let's kick Tuesday off right 😜
2022-05-17 12:01:04 +0000 UTC View PostAllergy shot boobs. Had to wait until I get a better signal ..
Allergy shot boobs. Had to wait until I get a better signal to put it up 😜
2022-05-16 22:08:35 +0000 UTC View PostIt's hard to admit, but an 18 yr old cock has my heart flutt..
It's hard to admit, but an 18 yr old cock has my heart fluttering. Sadly, it was a seriously bad weekend for my boyfriend. It all kind of fell together for Connor and fell apart for my boyfriend. I feel bad for him. My boyfriend, that is. He wanted to watch me and Connor and fuck, and he finally got his wish. I didn't really want him watching. It ruins the sex for me as I can't be myself, but I agreed after Connor said he wanted him to watch. My boyfriend ended up sitting in a chair with a t-shirt, no pants, and a limp dick that never even remotely got hard the entire time. Maybe because he ended up watching what had to be the most sensual sex I have ever had, and that's saying something. It's really saying something because he isn't even 19 yet. We made love. Twice and for almost two hours. We both got into it way more profound than either of us thought possible. I don't even know what to say. It got that intimate and in front of my boyfriend, who asked me to marry him Friday night. He got his answer yesterday while Connor was plowing my insides with his cock and demanding that I tell him that I love him. I did because I do. It may be that it's his cock and the massive amounts of sperm it dumps, along with the infatuation with him being 18, but it doesn't matter. I love having that deep connection with him, even if it is just sexual. And when I told Connor to tell me he loved me, he said he would, but only if I told my boyfriend after he left yesterday that he could never come back. I told my boyfriend he had to go after we were done fucking and take anything that was his with him. He literally watched a boy half his age fuck me so good that he stole me from him. I don't know what that felt like for him, but I came so hard when I saw the recognition in his eyes that another man had removed him from him my life. Did I feel bad for him? Yes, I did. But I think he knew I wasn't the girl for him. He watched me tell an 18 yr old I belonged to him. It had to hurt. I know it did. He was having a hard time talking. After Connor came inside me for a second time, I was leaking vast amounts of his sperm, which smells so good it makes my mouth water, and I asked my now ex-boyfriend if he wanted to lick me clean in front of Connor. He said no. So I said, "Your loss." and scooped it up and ate his pearly white slimy jizz from my fingers, licking them clean. I then asked him if he wanted me to watch him jerk off one last time, and he said no to that as well; that was his clue it was time to leave. He packed his things and left. Do I feel bad? Kind of, but not really. He never really stepped up to the plate as my own personal cuck bitch, which was the agreement. So any loyalty I had to him waned away with his failure to perform his cuck duties. I guess I kind of want to keep him around a little bit. I want to tell him how much more of a woman I feel when Connor breeds me as a real man should. I don't think I have released him from serving me, but then again, Connor said no. It's a quandary. Connor has now asked to move in with me. I am considering it. I am worried it will kill the excitement. Plus, he might expect me to be faithful. No matter how deep my feelings for him might get, that isn't going to happen. I'll keep you posted.
2022-05-16 16:55:40 +0000 UTC View PostForgot the wiggly clit video... here you go!
Forgot the wiggly clit video... here you go!
2022-05-16 16:21:23 +0000 UTC View PostBig tits bouncing and massive clits wiggling.... just what y..
Big tits bouncing and massive clits wiggling.... just what you wanted to see on a Monday! Goofing around with a Gopro and seeing what it does! Not bad, needs a ton of light though!
2022-05-16 15:50:41 +0000 UTC View PostLost and found porn pics, what could be better? I assure you..
Lost and found porn pics, what could be better? I assure you that you haven't seen these before because I am not even sure I have seen them before. I found a little container full of memory cards and 2 external hard drives that I didn't even know I had. I don't want to bore you with stuff that was taken 7 or 8 yrs ago but it's fun to throw it up once in a while. I remember getting the container just for these disk drives, I just don't remember why? Oh well, enjoy these pics circa 2015. They have an obvious foot theme don't you think?!
2022-05-16 12:37:07 +0000 UTC View PostTits in a pool to make you whip out your tool 😏💦💦🍆 I am just..
Tits in a pool to make you whip out your tool 😏💦💦🍆 I am just saying 💋
2022-05-15 22:24:11 +0000 UTC View PostJeep and tits. They just go together don't you think? 😉💦💦🍆 G..
Jeep and tits. They just go together don't you think? 😉💦💦🍆 Guess what? The computer is all back together and I can finally get things going again! Want proof? Here you go! let me know what you think!
2022-05-13 22:30:14 +0000 UTC View PostBeach tits are the bomb 😜 still stuck using my phone so shor..
Beach tits are the bomb 😜 still stuck using my phone so short posts because I absolutely hate typing on phones 😬 It is going to be a weird day for posts but who knows... You just may like them!
2022-05-13 13:50:23 +0000 UTC View PostBlue screen and tits just don't mix. I am just saying. I got..
Blue screen and tits just don't mix. I am just saying. I got the blue screen of computer death. I will start a gofuckme campaign to raise at least 10k dicks. It won't help me get a computer but it will take my mind off of it 😏💦💦🍆 I hate porn gofundme crap. There is always a scam behind it. I can fix my own desktop all by my wee little self. If I couldn't then that would be a clue my porn business is going horribly wrong. Still, if you want to send me the winning lottery numbers I will gladly take them. I am just saying. Bear with me a day or so and all will be as it should. Hopefully tomorrow afternoon. Motherboard and processor are on the way 👍🙂 Till then it's the phone for posts 😉
2022-05-12 23:41:09 +0000 UTC View PostJeep breeding. It's a thing. I'm just saying! A quick video..
Jeep breeding. It's a thing. I'm just saying! A quick video you to get the old Humpday engine started. Let me know what you think!
2022-05-11 14:55:42 +0000 UTC View PostI wore these panties for a guy, and I did some pretty weird ..
I wore these panties for a guy, and I did some pretty weird shit in them. I wore them all day. Even after I got fucked. So, there is some "after I got fucked" stuff in there. Oh well, he wanted them used. I definitely used them in multiple ways. I'm just saying. Enjoy the pics!
2022-05-11 13:17:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat can I do with a tiny penis? What can't I do with a tiny..
What can I do with a tiny penis? What can't I do with a tiny penis is a better question. I can do just about anything. Except feel it nudging my stomach around, that's about it. I can suck it like a lollipop because it will certainly fit in my mouth. I can definitely ass fuck it because it won't give me a permanent stretch on my asshole. And best yet, I can mind fuck the owner of a said small dick. I love doing that. I really do. As long as the guy is into it, I am all in on that one. I definitely won't be faithful, which is part of the equation, so that rules out about half of the guys. But those that remain, I will do terrible things to your itty little weenie that you are just going to love. Why am I telling you this? I don't know. I was doing some small penis humiliation, and I realized how much I enjoyed doing that. Fantastic mental game, at least it is for me. I get shit from people on Social Media and even out in town about how I dress and present myself. I must be insecure and have daddy issues, all that crap. My favorite is the chubs that tell me I'm not offering a healthy, positive body image. Here is the complete hypocrisy with this BS. Let me put it to you this way, so it makes sense, and then let's see who has the problems. First off, it's rare, if ever, that I get nasty or negative comments from hot chicks who happen to be slim or fit. You can draw your own conclusions. But, if I were an extra hundred pounds heavier, and wore the same clothes, the very same people who give me shit would be telling me how proud they are of me and how body positive I am. I would get the whole "You go, girl, you look fantastic" speech, and here's your participation trophy. But I don't get those speeches. I get negativity and health advice from obviously unqualified folks. Why do I care? I don't. But let us spill the beans right here and now. First, I never comment on anyone or anything I see on social media. Why? Why would I? If I don't like something, I move on. I don't comment on anyone's mental or physical well-being even if I find it suspect. There is a whole playbook on social media I refuse to follow. I get DM's every week from girls with huge accounts who, for a small fee, try and sell me the same thing. Tricks to get you, the fans, to follow them. They all have the same bag of gimmicks. Put up posts that ask, "Would you date me?" They give you links to sites with positive quotes and other nauseating crap such as "Never give up on your dreams!" Uhg. "I love everyone!" They have a whole thing on sympathy tweets. Some chicks even troll themselves to capitalize on that. I'm just completely uninterested in any of that. I would rather just tell you what I want to tell you. I have no interest in trying to up my "user engagement" stats. Zero fucks are given about my user stats. If you want to engage, let us engage. Send me a pic of your hard dick, and I'll engage. How's that for engagement?
2022-05-11 10:37:07 +0000 UTC View PostI looked out the window and saw Connor getting ready to leav..
I looked out the window and saw Connor getting ready to leave for work. I just wanted to go over and give him a hand job and empty him for no other reason than seeing his face when he cums. I wanted to so badly that I had to resist the urge not to do it. It was close, but he drove away. Am I upset? No. It's funny. Just having that desire has put a super happy, energizing spring in my step that is still going to this moment. I guess, in other words, I am super excited about being a massively horny MILFtastic slut. Yay for me! I know, 2 golf cart videos but I like the golf cart... what can I say? 😜❤️❤️ Muscles. If your dick were in my hand, you would know I have them. Just saying. I get a mixed bag about the arms and shoulders. Some empty their dick just seeing them, and some just get weirded out. What I can tell you is that it has made sex fucking incredible. I can move you around to right where I want you. I can do things to your dick faster, stronger, and with more control that will make you lose your breath. If I don't want your dick out of me, I can keep it inside me. I often do. Plus, it's a dead giveaway that I want your dick. I'm strong enough to deny it if I didn't want it. So when your dick is in my mouth, it's there because I wanted it to be in my mouth. I'm not doing any favors or feeling submissive. I want to suck your cock until your balls dry up and disappear because I like sucking cock. Just like guys like licking pussy, I enjoy licking cock. The same goes for slipping it in my guts. It wouldn't be inside me if I didn't absolutely go cuckoo for cock in my belly. So when I hear all these women complaining about how they only fuck to appease their husbands, I am perplexed. I don't envy them or their partners in any way, shape, or form. Maybe they need to work out and get some muscles going. I don't know. They should absolutely do whatever they need to do because they are missing out on a massive part of life. Just my opinion, I could be wrong. But I'm not.
2022-05-10 23:37:23 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a fabulous dick in my ass video with an excellent cum..
Here's a fabulous dick in my ass video with an excellent cummy messy finish. I had my boyfriend hold my GoPro while he serviced me properly like a good cucky bitch is supposed to. It's been a while since I have even touched his cock, but my box was screaming for dick, and he was available. He did a pretty good job of finishing me off. Not as good as Bob or Connor, but not bad. @u125291845
2022-05-10 16:11:06 +0000 UTC View PostEver seen tits bouncing down the beach in a golf cart? Now y..
Ever seen tits bouncing down the beach in a golf cart? Now you have, except they are in my very private backyard 😉 After three years of saving, I finally got one, and now the fun begins! Check it out, and let me know what you think!
2022-05-10 15:06:22 +0000 UTC View PostTit fucking story turned into a huge clit story. It happens...
Tit fucking story turned into a huge clit story. It happens. 😜❤️
2022-05-09 16:04:08 +0000 UTC View Post
