Alright, where are we at here? I'm about to go out to a Christmas party...again. There are a lot of those going on right now. And I'm about to dress inappropriately...again. Mostly to tick off a person who calls herself a friend but only when I'm around. Then she's gossip girl number one. Let you know how that goes. Hopefully, there will be some good-looking people that I don't know. I am a big fan of the strange dick. But, if it's the right dick attached to the right guy, I'll take known dick if it's offered. Again, I'll let you know how it pans out.
I met with the guy from Tinder. He was okay but a bit of a prude for someone on Tinder. I would have banged him, but then he started talking. He asked if I was seeing other guys, and of course, I said yes. I don't know if he thinks he's all that or is just on fry short of a happy meal, but he started telling me what's what. I guess nobody told him I have my own what's what. I don't need his. He began to say, "You have two choices..." and I cut him off right there. I said, "If I have two choices, and you take one of them away, then you have zero choices." That jammed up the gears in his head because he said my math was wrong. Then he says, "2 minus 1 equals 1, not zero." I should have explained to him it wasn't a math equation, but him letting me know I only had 2 choices as if he was making the rules that governed my behavior kind of screamed time to walk away from this one. So I unmatched him right at the table, threw a $20 down, and left. Good move, if I might say so myself. Two choices, my ass.
I don't know why parents feel the need to traumatize their kids by taking them to creepy Santas in the stores. They scream bloody murder the whole time. I mean, come on. He is a creepy-looking fucker. It's a no wonder they all don't end up "Clausrophobic." I know. Shut up, Brooke. I couldn't help it with that one. But it is Christmas time, and according to everyone's wish list...they think this porn gig pays pretty damn well. Jokes on them. It's a $5 Below kind of Christmas. I like giving shit to people, but I'm not buying anyone anything that can't be replaced for $10 or less. I'm not a grinch or anything but if they don't like me because I won't buy them a $900 gift...then consider me the Grinch.
Fuck. I'm 56. Still making the heads turn, though. I'm good with that. Someone asked today what I do to keep myself up. No drugs, little to no booze, no smokes of any kind, exercise, and most importantly, shrug shit off. Honestly, the greatest thing I do in life is laugh at it when it's carpet-bombing me with bullshit. And sex. Lots and lots of sex. I bet the body releases some fountain of youth shit every time you orgasm. I'd almost bank on it. So keep it "cumming" folks. I know I have and no regrets here.
Connor got his jizz all over my new carpet. So I made this video in his honor. I warn you. It's 8 minutes long of me rubbing a dick off. It's just how long it took for his balls to empty. Anyway, I made this video because I was thinking about Connor. He came over last night after he saw Scott leave. He asked me if I would give him a handjob. He does that now and then. He seems to have a thing for handy's. I don't mind. I like to give hand jobs. Blow jobs are still my go-to preference, but Connor is fixated on me jerking him off. He stares intently at what my hands are doing to his cock. He likes me to pull down on the base of his cock, so the head has complete contact with my other hand. I like how he takes deep breaths and tenses up when I change something up. Then he settles back into what I'm doing. I also like looking at him thinking his 18 yr old girlfriend can't compete with me. That's why he keeps coming over more frequently lately. This is why I like giving blowjobs and handjobs. When I'm holding a cock, and I can feel its spongy outer layer covering a stiff shaft, thinking about sticking it inside of myself, I get to run these things through my mind. The best part is even though I want it inside of me, I know it isn't going to happen. That drives me on even harder. I know I will get off after he leaves, and in a big way. So when Connor asks to get a handjob from me, it makes me happy. Last night he only lasted about 3 or 4 minutes, though. Usually, I get to pleasure myself by pleasuring his dick for 15 or 20 minutes. With his dick in my hands, I asked him if his girlfriend did this for him. He said no. So I started doing the two-fister twister and said, "what about this? Does she do this?" Then I stuck my tongue in his cum hole while I barely edged the head of his dick with my hand, and without warning, he popped off. It was a ton. Rope after rope. I tried to catch it in my mouth and got about half of it, but then I swallowed wrong and coughed it right back up my nose. So the remaining jizz hit the new carpet I just got at Lowes. I should have thought about where I was rubbing his cock. But, you get all sexed up in the head, and you make tactical errors. So now I have to clean my carpet. I have a carpet machine, but I just hate doing it. Anyway, that was my Friday night. How was yours?
I'm going Christmas shopping in a fucked up outfit that ought to get me some attention. I'm fucked in the head like that. I like people looking at me. Especially husbands...when they are with their wives. Yes, like I said earlier...I am aware I could use some counseling sessions. It lights the fire in the crotch, so I roll with it. It's not that I want to take them from their wives. I just want to sample them and send them back. Husbands should cum with a receipt for returns.
Here's an oxymoron... I have reached a point with this Tik Tok stuff that I now feel it is an addictive mess designed to mold people into tard knockers. But I still like to watch the girls dance. But even that's fading pretty quickly. I am like that close to deleting Tik Tok. The brainless dribbling lip-syncing that is somehow and inexplicably equated with talent has officially nauseated me. Then the dancing. Sure, some of the girls are sexy as fuck, but doing the same exact dance as 130 million other people all doing the same dance to the exact same music...they have a word for people like that, and it's drones. Mindless drones. What goes through whatever little minds they have left? "Oh, oh, oh, look at that dance...everyone is doing it...I have to do it!" I see something someone did, and I think it's cool I think to myself, "Dammit, that's badass. Why didn't I think of it!" And then I leave it alone. It's not mine. I can think for myself. I'll find something. Just give me some time. The day you catch me lip-syncing some moronic audio clip that they think is clever, well, that day won't happen. I'll think of my own shit, and instead of lip-syncing, I'll actually say it. What really creeps me out about Tik Tok? Everyone is trying to be catchy and different by copying everyone else on Tik Tok trying to be catchy and different. It's like watching an Orson Wells Sci-Fi play out in real-time. But I give Tik Tok credit...they figured out how to get hot girls to dance in Bikinis for free. I'd have dumped it a long time ago if it wasn't for them. I don't know how much longer I can hold on, though. I feel like Tik Tok for me is reaching its expiration date. Like Facebook did. I got rid of that a while ago, and I don't even think about much less miss it.
I admit I watch my own videos and masturbate to them. I run fantasies through my head and add in a bunch of stuff. Today I thought about Bob fucking my ass after Connor fucked my cunt and then take both holes home nice and sloppy and make Scott look at them while I rubbed one out in front of him. Too much information?
I was talking to you, and I didn't even know I had jizz leaking out of me! That might be embarrassing to some, but for me, it's like a boss move, especially when you don't know you're doing that boss move! This post is a novel so be warned before you scroll down.
So here's a video you might like. It came about because Connor came over yesterday and told me how well things were going with his girlfriend and his job, all while his dick was pumping enough cum into my guts to make soup out of them. I love this kid. I bet we look super weird when we fuck. He looks so fresh. Like a spring chicken. I like to stick my ass in the air for him to fuck. It's like I'm offering myself to him. He's so much younger than I am, and I'm sticking my ass up in the air trying to get him to breed me like a bitch in heat. It must be a primal thing, but who cares? It's a huge mental turn-on for me, and he is of age, so it's all good. His grandparents must hate me. They are a little older than me but not that much, and I'm letting their grandson, basically begging him, to fill all my holes with his cum. And they know it. They watched us drive off to the restaurant together yesterday. Gave us the stink eye. We sat at the bar, and I wondered if the bartender thought he was my son. I wish she knew I was sitting on her barstool, dripping his jizz out of me. She won't know because though my jeans had a good wet spot, the stool was dry when I left.
So Connor left for work. The whole thing turned me on, so I called Scott to see what he was up to, and he ended up coming over. I like fucking with him. He's my boyfriend, I'm supposed to be nicer, but I can't help it. I told him what I did while I rubbed his dick through his pants. It always works. His dick gets hard, and he will do anything I want. What I wanted was to film, and his dick agreed for him. You can see the rest in the video. It's exactly as it went down.
I just want to say this because I feel so good about this video. It's as real as reality porn will ever get. How so? This video wasn't planned. There was no time to get together. No discussion on what positions and themes would sell best. Cameras weren't set up, no paperwork, no back-and-forth emails and DM's, no scripts, no awkward let's get this done vibe with husbands and boyfriends wandering around. All the above, otherwise known as "Collaboration/Content Creation. I got horny after Connor fucked me, and I videoed it. I recorded it exactly how I wanted to get fucked or how I wanted to fuck with Scott's dick. There was no prompting, cutting, or editing other than making it a reasonable size to upload. We even made a second video. Put it on a stand and fucked for an hour and a half. I went to look at the footage this morning, and for fucks sake, the battery died like 3 minutes in. You will have these things when you get dick on your brain. Common sense kind of goes out the window. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I had making it. Hint, if you don't like what I'm saying, turn the volume down. I don't say things that I think will turn you on. I do selfishly say things that turn me on, and it's not for everyone.
Coffee and clits...breakfast of cha...wait...no...breafast of dudes with morning wood 😉💦🍆
Getting things started. I have a pretty good video cumming up for you in just about an hour or so, so watch for it!
The posts are late today. Sorry about that. I have a good excuse. I got laid twice. Two different dicks. One got sloppy seconds because Connor was pumping inside me first, and he always floods my guts with sticky jizz. I got video. It will be up tomorrow. I'd put it up today, but it's 5k and like 6 gigs, and I can't post something that big. I will have to edit it down to size. It's a good video, though. Real are real can be. In the meantime, enjoy these pics!
I did get to suck Bob's testicles empty today. I had to go to his office to do it, but whatever it takes. We didn't fuck. He didn't want to. He let me suck his cock, though, so I'm not complaining. He didn't want to make noise while I was in his office. He never unbuttoned his dress pants. He had me take his cock out through his zipper, so I never even saw his balls. I tasted what was in them but never saw them. I tried to undo his belt to pull his pants down, but he stopped me. Told me to just suck his cock and not worry about that. So I did. I started fingering myself and was trying to take my tits out, but he stopped me from doing both. He told me to use two hands and not touch myself. It doesn't sound all that fun for me, kind of a one-way ride, so to speak, but it was an amazing one-way ride. It was so hard not to touch myself when I could feel the head of his cock touching the back of my throat. I know most of you have no idea what I'm talking about but feeling a man's hard cock in my mouth is an unbelievable high. I feel in control when I have a dick in my mouth. It may not seem that way, but I'm running the show when I have your dick between my lips. I can make you do things, make you groan, make you twitch, make your face do funny things. I can make you cum, or I can deny your cum. It's all up to me. But when Bob lets me taste his dick, I'm grateful. It's almost an honor to put his cock down my throat. It's no wonder why I'll lick the jizz that dripped out of my ass off his floor. His dick is just that strong. It is such a shame he got married. He used to do the most degenerate things to me, and I loved every second of it. Today was no different. He used my mouth in such a way that made it feel like I was nothing more than holes to pleasure his dick. When he talks to me, it's orders. He tells me what I will do to please him, and he knows I'll do it. As I said, it feels like an honor to be his sperm dump. When he was ready to cum he told me to keep just the tip in and not let my lips leave the head of cock until he told me I could. His dick twitched and spasmed, and then I felt his warm jizz swishing around in my mouth. I drank his sperm as it pumped in. It felt like a good load, but I wouldn't know. I swallowed it as it dumped into my mouth. He had me suck the tip of his dick for another five minutes. His colossal dick went completely soft a minute or so after he came, but he had me suck it even after that to ensure he didn't have any after-drip. He doesn't wear underwear, so he was worried about leaving a drip stain in his gray pants. Then he said, "Good to see you again, I have things to do, I'll get a hold of you sometime," and sent me on my way. I masturbated on the way home. I had to pull into The Potter Barn parking lot because I was so horny I wasn't thinking straight. So I made a mess out of my Jeep seat in the parking lot. Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going to rub one out again after writing this!
So what's with the clit pump? "Brooke...isn't your clit big enough?" Never my friend. It's never big enough. The bigger it gets, the more significant the O's get, and I am an O chaser, to say the least. I guess I know how drug addicts feel. I'm always chasing the next big cum. So I pump it up to keep it nice and fat and long. When it's like that, it rubs in my pants/shorts, and it's like having a vibrator going on all day long. It's not enough to cum, but it's enough to fog my mind and get me to do goofy things to get a dick inside of me. Which is my intention today. Bob said he would call me if he could fit me in, which most likely will be in his office. I hope so! I could use fuck me stupid kind of day, and Bob fucks me into a complete imbecile every time. He's kind of a dick, but he has a magic dick, so I put up with him. He told his friends, who then told my friends about the time he had me eat his sperm that dripped out of me off the floor. It was true, so there was no point in denying it. I don't doubt I would do it again. He gets me so fucked in my head from cumming I'll do pretty much anything. At that point, anything that makes him happy makes me happy. But then, half a day later, I have my wits about me again, and I'm thinking, did I really lick the jizz that plopped out of my ass and onto his tile floor? Yes, yes, I did, while fingering myself at that. No point in lying. I have rubbed more than a few cums out replaying that in my mind. Not the act of licking his nut off the floor but the fact I licked his cum off the floor because his dick transformed me from a woman into a mindless cum ingesting receptacle. And I liked it. I liked it way more than I should have. Still do. So let us keep our fingers crossed Bob finds the time to make me his cum sponge today.
Few pics of the tits, clit, and flexing the muscles to get the posts started today, got plenty more, so I'll keep this one short till I drop a novel on you on the next post!
Muscles, tits, and clits...what more could you ask for? If it was me and I had a dick...I'd be thinking, how about doing something about this piece of iron for a start? Anyway, this isn't what I wanted to post today. Things went haywire, as life sometimes does, and spent half my day in the vet's office with Rudy. He blew out his knee, and won't put any weight on it. So he will need surgery. Now, since I'm in porn it is customary for me to ask for 3.2 million dollars to pay for this world tragedy. So let's not waste time here. Pull a 2nd mortgage on your house, sell your car, cash in your stocks and send me everything you have. Just kidding. I save for emergencies like this, plus I pay for pet insurance. But do feel free to send me 3.2 million dollars if you have it laying around. I'll buy you a Grape Slurpee to show my appreciation.
I was going to get fucked today. Rudy shot that one right out of the water. Looks like I'll be riding a breeding stick tomorrow though so hopefully that pans out. It better dammit.
I always did want to fuck Santa...or his elves...probably the elves more. You know, the whole kink factor thing. Anyway, just a little video to get things started today 😉💦🍆
I wanted to put these xxx Santa pics up. They are from last year, but I never posted them. The reason was the phone camera was on like super smooth mode and I couldn't figure out how to turn it off. I don't like that superplastic look it gives me. But shit happens so I figure let's toss em out there. So ignore the super smoothy face...I assure you my wrinkles are safe and sound and doing just fine 😉 I thought I looked good with a dick in me, though. Let me know what you think!
I got mechanically laid this morning. Then a few hours later, I got real dick laid. I wish it would have been real dick laid from the start, but that isn't going to change, so I'll take it. It was good. He nailed me from behind, and boom, he sent me right down the cum trail. I like it. Puts me in a good mood.
Christmas shopping. I hate doing it, yet it has to be done. So I'm on it. Hence this goofy little video.
There is this thing called The Tremor. It's a serious vibrating cum factory of a machine. I want it. It's expensive, though, like almost $900. So, if I could get 90 of you to tip me $10, I would ride that thing 24/7. Or feel free to send me the winning lotto numbers. A pound of gold. I'd say Krypto, but I know a lot of you are still having a hard time sitting on your ass after that fucking that dude gave you. Anyway, I have to have it. My twat demands it. I rode a Sybian once, and I soaked the fucking thing. I would have gotten a Sybian if it wasn't for the fact the seat is like some kind of leather-type stuff that you could only wipe off but by then, it had already soaked up all the jizz and such. It had an odor then, and I bet it's foul by now. The Tremor is rubber-type stuff, and it was pointed out to me that it's dishwasher safe. How would you like to open the dishwasher door and find that?
On the subject of videos. I have a follower who often lets me know how many things he hates about me. He's been around for a long time, so maybe he just gets cranky now and then. Today he has informed me that I talk, and talk, and talk, and say really dumb shit. Of course, most of that was misspelled, so it appears we may both be dumbshits in our own special way. Even better, he hates my "male voice." It's a significant turn-off for him. I found the solution for both of us. Turn the volume off on your device. Just turn it off. It will be like I'm silent, and you can pretend it would be a high-pitched, super feminine voice if I did talk. Anyway, he probably won't be a subscriber much longer after this, and I hate to see him go, but who needs that kind of crap in their day? Nobody.
I had my insides rearranged by a massive cock yesterday. I mean fucking huge. I'm still hollowed out from it this morning. I have that stretched feeling in my guts. The one that feels like the only cock I'm going to feel inside me again is the dick that did this to me, or one even bigger. The good news is that even though it doesn't feel like it, probably by tomorrow, I'll be right back to normal, and even a three-inch dick will do. Unless, of course, that colossal cock destroys my cunt again today...then that three-inch dick might as well pack it up and go home...I won't even know it's there. I might feel a slight poke now and then. That's it. Call me next week. My guts should have all slipped back into place by then. So who is the owner of this giant penis? I am. It's a dildo, and I attached it to my fuck machine. Nobody came through yesterday, so I pulled Mr. Wonderful out of the drawer, stuck him the suction cup pad of my fuck machine, and Mr. Wonderful proceeded to make my pussy into a canyon. Look, if I can't get the guys to do it, I'll do it myself. I did just that, and I gave myself exactly what I needed. A massive cum. I feel much better.
I know you guys think I can just get a dick in me anytime I want. Technically, I suppose I could but finding some cracked-out rando doesn't seem appealing. I do enjoy getting spontaneously bred by some guy or guys I met 15 minutes ago, but it has to be the right setting for that. I don't know how to explain that, but I think you get what I'm saying about the "right setting." Sex is always way better with a cock you know. One I have spent time with. Learning what it likes, what makes it twitch, what makes the balls pump jizz. Plus, these days, guys don't seem to be into sex as much as I am. They used to be. If I called, shortly after that, there was a dick pumping baby goo into one of my holes. Nowadays, there is always something else to do. They have this to do, that to do, or would I like to go here with them, watch that with them? No. No, I don't. I want your dick in me. Then do whatever your little heart desires after that. Am I a bit frustrated? Of course, I am! I don't think I'm alone, though. I keep hearing tons of chicks complaining about how their guy or they can't find guys who actually want to fuck on the regular. I feel their pain. I'm not a moron. I know the guys I fuck all have lives. Most of them have wives or girlfriends. I can't expect them to drop and or ruin everything because I want to feel their dick pump a baby in me. But I don't think it's too much to ask for at least one of them to find an hour now and then to feed me their dick. I think maybe I'm too eager. They sense that and use my pussy only when it suits them. I need to find a way to say no to their dick, but right now, I can't. Seriously, I can't. It is almost impossible for me to turn down a good fuck. I'll drop everything to get laid. I'm like a drug addict getting their fix except switch the drugs for dick. Where am I going with this? I don't know. I'm just wacked out about having to wait so long to get laid. What would be the perfect amount of sex for me? I don't know. Right now, I would say every day. If I were getting it every day, I would probably say every other day. Getting myself bent over and bred once a week or every other week isn't going to cut it, though.
Besides the fact my pussy hasn't been pumped, I feel pretty good this morning. Up and at em and all that other crap. One of the greatest things in life about not being a drinker...the next day isn't entirely fucked by a hangover. I have already sent out 5 texts this morning with pics, hoping to land a cock in my guts before the day ends. Kind of like fishing for dicks. See how that pans out. I'm putting the "come and get it" photos up. See what you think. So tell me, if I sent you these pics, would you drop what you're doing and pump a baby in me?
I got the most beautiful chick to open her legs for me last night. Stunning. She smelled so deliciously musty that my mouth is still watering. I'm huge on taste and smell, and she was hitting 10s across the board. Just when I thought I had her where I wanted her, she stopped me. She wasn't comfortable going any further. She was doing this for her husband and didn't feel good about being with another woman. She said it felt uncomfortable. Sure. I get it. I'm not mad at all. I'm glad she stopped me. I don't want anyone to do anything they don't like or aren't sure about. I just don't like being used as a part of an experiment. Add to the fact of 30-second man the night before, and my pussy is getting a bit disgruntled. Plus, I haven't been to a swingers hotel event in ages, and my first shot back and run into a couple trying to find out if she's gay or not. Newsflash...she isn't. I don't know. Maybe she is or can be in front of her husband. He seemed to be the one running the show. He wanted to watch, but I'm not into guys watching when I'm with a chick. I like her all to myself. I will definitely borrow your wife, and when I'm done, I'll send her back all wet and sloppy for you. I made it clear it was me and her and no one else, or we could just be chat buddies. They decided on me and her. I bet if he were in the room, she would have put on quite a show. Probably would have been the gayest chick on the planet. But he wasn't in the room, and I knew something was up. She was all handsy on the dance floor, but alone, she wouldn't even touch my boobs, much less anything else. Just so you know, she asked me to go to a room with them, not the other way around. They were the aggressors in all of this. I just made a single stipulation that it was ladies only. They agreed. So anyway, we parted ways in a cringy, awkward kind of thing.
I passed up a single dude at the event. He went with another couple. I was very happy with the hot chick I thought I lucked out scoring with. I went with Scott. He was waiting at a table with a few people. We hung out for a bit. Nothing was going to happen with anyone else, so we left. I masturbated in the car while he drove me home. Talk about a rough weekend for getting laid. At least so far, it has been.
A little boob flex, a little clit flex, some bicep flexing. Why? Why not?
It's getting impossible to follow chicks on Twitter. All they do is RT posts from other chicks I have no desire to follow or see. One pic of themselves and 100 RTs of other chicks all trying to get me to join their OFs, which will then be a massive disappointment. I know this because I have been fooled into it before. Yes, just like you, I get all hot and bothered and whip out the CC. And I'm okay with that if it's good stuff and I don't have to keep paying for every little thing. I'm not doing that. Hence the reason I don't do that here. If I had to make everything I do a PPV event, then that wouldn't be fun in the least. I get happy when something good happens in my life. I get to put it on here for all to see and or read. Not sure how many people read this crap I spit out, but that's here nor there. I'm going to keep doing it regardless. Anyway, I'm way off base now. Hot Twitter chicks...quit Retweeting a million posts a day! It's all just a stupid thing they do to get followers. Get them the real way. Post yourself up and see who comes along.
I tried to get laid last night. He came in my hand before we got started. Always the biggest talkers. I should have known. It usually isn't a problem, but he was done. End of the conversation, so to speak. I think I had my hand on his cock for at most thirty seconds. He even wiped his jizz drippy dick and put it back in his pants, and thanked me. I used his jacket to wipe the cum off my hand. He gave me a funny look. What? It's his jizz. He could have held off until I had an available hole to put it in. Oddly enough, this guy was 50. Usually, I don't expect the older guys to nut so fast. They typically have to wait for the Viagra to kick in, so I get extra attention from them while we wait. It's a win-win for sure. Off track but on that note. Guys...take your Viagra, TriMix, or whatever it is you need. Do it in front of me. It lets me know you care. Guys get so...I don't know... secretive about it. Why? It's not like I don't know anyway. Anyway, my older dude nutted 20 to 30 seconds into his dick being in my hand. It wasn't a total loss, if I'm being honest. I didn't really expect to have his cock inside of me. It would have been a bonus if it made it there, but I wasn't counting on it. I was expecting to suck a dick. Looking forward to it, actually. We went to his car, and that was my expectation. Plus, he's married, and the thought of sucking a married man's sperm down had me all fired up. I see his wife all the time when I drive by their house. Every time I saw her, I would have thought, "I had your husband's cock in my throat." It's a good mental visual, at least it is for me. Add in the fact I was going to let him gag me with cock in a parking lot not too far from both of our houses...even better. But that all fell apart when his nut ended up all over my hand while I took his dick out of his pants. Such is life, I guess. Well, at least I know what his dick looks like now. I've often wondered. He's a decent-looking man. Lives a street over from me. I always wave to him when I go by in my Jeep. That might be a bit awkward now. That's a good thing, though. I like the awkward sexual tension. Guys get it when I get them to do something or they do something on their own that they think is embarrassing. I doubt I'll touch his penis again. He's too old to train, and even if I did, he seemed in a rush to get home to his wife, so that would be an issue. Also, he never attempted to finger me, touch my tits, or anything. He was happy with his instant orgasm. I mean, for fucks sake, show my cunt some love. Touch it, rub it, do something. So that was my night. How was yours?
Real quick. Some cool stuff did come out of last night. I texted back and forth with my new Tinder guy, so that looks like it's going to happen. And though I left with Scott last night, I arrived home alone. Scott picked up on the sexual vibe last night, quietly told me I was going to fuck that guy, bowed out, and went home. I mean, can a guy actually get any nicer than that? That's why I love him.
A little follow-up on the photos with a video...enjoy 😜 Haven't a clue why I said get the guys to "sniff" me...but oddly enough, I would love to have guys sniff me and follow me around like a deranged Japanese porn video.
I was thinking I am at an unfair advantage as far as potential fuck buddies being that I don't work in an office environment anymore. Yeah, I know. Shut up, Brooke...nobody cares. But I'm right. I don't have a steady stream of customers or a pool of employees to choose from. These other chicks do. Plus, you get to know them, so even initial thumbs down people end up being thumbs up then dick up, as up inside me. It kind of makes me want to get a job. If I had to choose, it would be at a larger place, so I had more options. I have worked in medium-sized companies, and I have been fired for sucking a guys dick in the warehouse. So worth it, getting fired, that is. I think about that all the time. Usually, when I'm rubbing one out, but still, I think about it often. If they knew about all the other things I did there with the employees, I would have been fired about 20 times. There was a guy there named Dennis. He was a black dude with a stereotypical big dick, and he said and did the right things to make me wet. The first time I fucked him was at his house. But after that, I would sneak his dick out when no one was around and make out with it for a minute or two. I never got him or myself off at work, though. I gave him some nude pictures of myself, and the dummy left them out where someone found them, and he ended up quitting. I didn't care. That just brought me more attention from the guys, which is something I crave and still do to this day. Then there was Larry. I fell in love with Larry. I was married, and as confusing as it was, that just turned me on even more. Larry and I left his testicle DNA all over the office, I can promise you that! I got to quit on this novel I'm writing. 1: I'm turning myself on, and I have an appointment to keep. 2: I have an appointment to keep, and I don't want to have an erect chick dick clit and a dripping box. That could be awkward. I'll get back to you on this.
I was cruising porn on Twitter and found a video of me sucking a cock. Then I started looking at some pics that were sent to me via text, and one thing led to another, and here I am. Rubbing one out. Again. But if you think about it... what's wrong with that? Fuck, who cares? Rubbing one out as often as possible is my motto. I mean, don't do it in a furniture store or Walmart. Well, I guess you could do it in the bathroom but try to be quiet.
Good morning. Here are a few pics to get the morning kicked off. Let me know what you think!
Connor came over this morning with morning wood. At 7:15 in the morning, he slipped his dick down my throat. I didn't even have my coffee yet. I didn't turn his dick down. It's been a while, and I've been in kind of a slump dick-wise. Plus, I miss Connor. He used to dash across the street and so eagerly whip his dick out for me, almost begging me to do something new to it. I watched him go from gagging at the sight of his sperm dripping out of my asshole to taking pictures of it so he could rub one out, looking at them later. This morning he grabbed a towel and wiped his jizz off my ass cheeks for me. He really has "cum" along sexually. He wanted to breed me, but I'm saving my pussy for a new guy so I let him fuck my ass. I didn't get off. It was good to have his cock deep in my guts but it was too early. My head wasn't fired up so therefore my sex drive wasn't warmed up yet. But it felt nice having his stiff cock pushing things around inside of me. He must have left one of his trademark jizz floods in my ass because I'm leaking jizz steadily and it's like there's no end to it. I felt his cum this morning when he came. I could feel its heat. His dick twitched so hard that it now makes me wonder when the last time he got laid was. I should ask him. I know he and his girlfriend were fucking, at least that's what he told me. So I am kind of curious as to why he has been sniffing around my pussy so much lately. Not that I mind, just inquiring minds want to know. I would like to see more of Connor. Sexually that is. I guess I wouldn't mind hanging out with him more. He's fun. I could pass an hour or two with him without his dick being inside of me. Maybe he's hit that point in his relationship with his girlfriend where the sex tapers off. That sucks. It happens to me as well. You fuck every day for a month or two and then it's "I got things to do." It's funny though, they get all upset when they find out I had "other things to do" as well. The other things being somebody else's cock.
Anyway, I'm going to enjoy my freshly jizz greased ass and get some things done. Catch up with you in a bit.
Well, here's a nice little video of me doing things to a dick. There's a story behind this video. Some of you may not like it. Others may be all about it. I did this video because I wanted to. It turns me on. Some say it's a bit harsh, but if you noticed, his dick certainly didn't think so. If you don't like me talking to him about me with other guys I guess you could just mute the audio. The cum shot though...he snuck that in on me. I thought I was edging him and going nice and slow but he tricked me on that one! I wanted to keep going. I had plenty more to say. His dick had other plans, though! Honestly, I really enjoyed making this video. I rubbed one out afterward. I was going to film that, but I got a little too into it and let my pussy take over, and boom, before I knew it, I was squashing my clit with a vibrator.
Connors coming over at 7. I already rubbed one out, so at the moment, my sex drive is in low gear. Hopefully, by 7 it will be fired back up. Maybe it's just me but after I get off, my sex drive lowers dramatically for a few hours. I'm talking about the big cum, not the three or four smaller ones. After that big one...buy me some wings with cajun fries and I'm happy. Then magically a few hours later...watch out...I'll put a hurting on you.
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So Connor stopped by and I answered the door wearing this...as in nothing. I offered my holes to him but he denied me his cock. He was already late for work. He did take the time to shoot this video for me and he got the hint. The hint being that I want him to pump his cum in my ass. Hopefully he follows through tonight! I will keep you posted 👍😜
