Posts of "brooketyler" from "onlyfans"

Hope you're having a great day, just popping in to show off ..

Hope you're having a great day, just popping in to show off my muscles and pussy for ya 😜💪 Catch you all later 💋

2023-03-31 16:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post

Bob ruined my ass. I mean ruined it. It's whistling when I w..

Bob ruined my ass. I mean ruined it. It's whistling when I walk. That makes me smile. Fuck, it took forever to get it all in. Like half an hour. But I got it done. No point in quitting when you have it 2/3rds the way home. Holy shit. It wasn't all that. Until I came. That was bananas. Scary, to be honest. Thought I might have a heart attack. It just started happening. There wasn't anything in my pussy, nor was my clit being touched. It was kind of a shock when I realized I was starting down that magical road on the way to cumming. When I went past the point of no return, I knew I was in for a big one. It's like riding a wave, but it suddenly grows to epic proportions without any warning. When that wave crashed...holy fuck. I don't know if I have ever cum that hard. I don't think I have. I don't think it was the longest, but it was indescribably hard. I'm not sure how I feel about it. Would I do it again? Fuck yes. Now that I know it's on the menu...I'd try it again without hesitation. I'll be honest. The ass fucking wasn't great...until it was. But for the most part, it was uncomfortable. He's too big, but I guess big things bring about even bigger rewards when I have an anal orgasm. It was weird. When I knew I was starting to cum...I couldn't get enough of his cock in my rectum. That lasted about 2 minutes out of 30 minutes of ass fucking. But it was an amazing 2 minutes. I guess I should have told you first that he emptied his balls in my colon before I came. I think that's what set me off. I could feel his sperm drooling into my ass. It's like a super warm sensation that spreads out. It certainly lubed up those hard-to-reach spots. He stayed in me like a champ until I was blubbering incoherently on his couch. His dick was still rock hard when he pulled out. He kept putting his finger in my ass because it was stretched open. He said he was playing the game "Operation." I thought was odd, but I do like the fact he left me with an ass that was canyoned out. It's a pleasant thought. Keeps me wet when I think about it. Anyway, I just got home. I got to clean up. I have sperm all over my jeans and ass cheeks. It leaked out on the way home. My butt won't stay closed, so it runs right out. I'll post again in a bit. On a side note. Before I take a shower, I'm just saying here. I would rather hear the vilest hate-filled speech possible than have someone remove that choice for me. I'm smart enough, as are most people, to pick out the ding-dongs and do the worst thing possible to them. Ignore them. I don't need someone telling me what I can or can't hear or say. I have folks trying to tell me that speech has to be censored otherwise, people would make threats and such. Well, of course they will, dummy. But...to me, it seems logical that I would rather see/hear the threat so I can prepare for it than have it instead of having some nutjob jump out of the shadows and yell, "surprise motherfucker!". In other words, by reading and seeing what they post...I can assess who they really are. I don't have to worry about finding out the hard way. You can even play along and argue back if you so choose. "But Brooke! Your feelings might get hurt!" Please. I'm an adult. If I can't handle a few insults here and there, the internet may not be for me. And...I probably shouldn't be allowed to play with things that could possibly restrict my airway if I swallow them. Honestly...grow up, folks. There are people dodging bullets and landmines, and we are worried about getting our little itty bitty feelings hurt. I say go stub your toe. You will forget all about hurt feelings. You might even improve on your swear words game.

2023-03-30 19:13:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Hope you are having a great Humping Day 😉 I felt like taking..

Hope you are having a great Humping Day 😉 I felt like taking selfies on my back patio and making you guys look at them 😁 Feel free to send me your selfies, well of your cocks that is 🍆😜

2023-03-29 22:25:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Going to wear this for Bob tomorrow. Going to his office. He..

Going to wear this for Bob tomorrow. Going to his office. He is going to use me and turn me into his own personal cum sponge. I am going to be very happy to soak up all that cum for him. I'm stretching my ass as we speak. I am determined to feel his sperm spraying my colon like a pressure washer. That's a weird thing to say. It just came to mind. I like it, though. That is the major flaw in having a giant dick. Sinking that bastard balls deep in my ass is more than a challenge. It's a fucking crusade. Plus, it makes me walk funny for a week. I like that, too, though. We need to show some serious compassion for the mentally disabled before they run for president. And I'm not talking about just our current one, though. He is definitely up at the top but certainly not alone up there. I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent. They don't listen or come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home, they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man they love in a cat. Go figure. I am not a fan of cats. I don't hate them, I just don't want one. They are good for a few minutes. Then I'm bored with them. Dogs are my thing. People are angry with me for not playing along with gender identity crap. I don't know why. Sheesh, it's not like I haven't made my position clear enough. I guess they think just because I have done and still do porn that I follow the whole wokeology crap. So let me be clear to those who think they misunderstood what I said. Here we go. If you believe that humans, in the entirety of the animal world, that humans have a gender identity that overrides their biological identity...you are an imbecile and shouldn't be allowed to handle sharp objects. There...is that clear? Am I wrong? Scientifically absolutely not. Fantasy wise? Sure, why not. Does this make me a bad person? No. It just means I'm a serious person. When I was in kindergarten, I wouldn't go out for recess... that's how serious I am. I'm not interested in playing games. I'm too busy living my reality out...in the world of reality. It's better that way. The people cheerleading this one day will be the same ones who have quietly disappeared into the bushes after posting videos of people standing too close during the pandemic.

2023-03-29 21:24:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Wanna see a super fat clit? Here you go! Can you tell I got ..

Wanna see a super fat clit? Here you go! Can you tell I got myself super worked up? It's like my clit is saying, "Hey...you...how are you now...wanna wrestle?"

2023-03-29 18:46:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Connor. Thank you. I'm cleaning your sperm off of my bedspre..

Connor. Thank you. I'm cleaning your sperm off of my bedspread. Worth it. Damn it, boy. You filled my cunt to overflowing this morning. Good for you. Next one, I'm drinking. I really wanted to this morning. But you asked me to squeeze your cock with my pussy, and then you started pumping me full. I couldn't deny you. I'm glad I didn't. Patrick is texting me. So his trip down into emasculation probably isn't done. That's the only interest I have in him. I want to turn him into a sissy. I have already laid the groundwork by making him submit. I know I'm weird. It's fun, though. He can quit anytime he wants. Or he can end up a sissy wearing panties. Funny. It's just him. I don't think I could get anyone else I know, nor would I want to, even if I could. Patrick though...I'm going to cage his dick, shrink it to a nub, dress him up, and turn him loose in a swingers club. Why does this sound so delicious? Probably because I just know...I mean, I just know it...this is what he really wants. Deep, deep down inside. He's looking to me to get him there. Here we go. Let us tick a few folks off today. I'm tired of all the time, effort, and money spent to appease the very few. Most of whom legitimately have a permanent brain fart going on. As you know, I get the opportunity to run into people most folks don't. I met a guy yesterday who thinks he's a girl. It's incredibly obvious he's a guy. He's not fooling anyone. 99.9 percent never will fool anyone. Let's be honest. He looked ridiculous. But I sucked it up and played along. I felt like I had to. If I didn't there would have been a meltdown of epic porportions and all I wanted to do was eat my grilled cheeseburger with cajun fries. However, I had to listen to an entire evening of how persecuted this guy has been over the last year during his transition. Apparently, everyone is plotting against the trans community. The nerve of people not wanting this guy, who stared intently at and basically drooled over my boobs, in the women's bathroom. He informed me of a train that has just been painted in the colors of the rainbow. I mean, I get it. We need to paint trains the rainbow color so the LGBTQ folks know they are permitted to ride on them. Wait...what? They always have been. Even before they put up the skittles themed preschool colors? Go figure. Who knew? Everyone did. Of course, they did. You would have to be a moron of epic proportions to think otherwise. Nobody gave a fuck. They still don't. Want to know why? Because when one gets on a train, the last thing they think about is proclaiming their sexuality. In fact, for most people, they never do feel the need to proclaim anything sexually. This will make people even angrier, but I got you here. If you walk around looking like a ding dong...people are going to stare. Doesn't matter what flag you fly. I do it all the time. I dress super hyper, sexually charged up ready to fuck sometimes. People stare. I know they will stare. I expect them to stare. I would be upset if they didn't. That was the point. Sure, I get some hateful looks and comments. Some people even laugh. Who gives a fuck? I don't. I'm not doing it for them. It's a me thing, and I don't expect a flag or even any acknowledgment. Other than a hard dick or two...I do expect that. I also don't need people to know what my sexuality is. Maybe I like a dick. Maybe I like pussy. It's obvious I like both, but I'm not gay. I'm also not a guy, no matter how much I want a dick. I still wouldn't give up the cunt but fuck if I wouldn't add a dick above it. But you can't. Even if you could...you are still a chick. I could be wrong, but then I would have to join the insane clown posse. Pretend all you want. I don't care. I really don't. If only believing something actually made it true. How do I know believing hard enough will make it true? Every time I buy a lottery ticket, I just know...I mean, I am convinced 110 percent that this ticket is the winning ticket. I end trying to get my money back because it didn't work. That doesn't work either, in case you were wondering. Which, as a post note...I want my red light train. Because sexually...I identify as a red light, and the red light is always on. I expect to see a red train shortly.

2023-03-29 16:56:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Had a busy day but now just relaxing after dinner so I thoug..

Had a busy day but now just relaxing after dinner so I thought I would show you my boobs 😜 Hope you all had a 🌮 or 2 today 😉

2023-03-28 22:37:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Patrick asked me to name all the guys I have ever slept with..

Patrick asked me to name all the guys I have ever slept with. Yeah. Right. I probably should have stopped when I got to him. But I had a few thousand more names to go. He's mad at me anyway. He's a bit short and weighs in around 150. I'm stronger than he is. I held him down on the bed yesterday and didn't let him pull his dick out of me. Then I fucked his dick while he tried to get up until I came. It was a weird cum, but I'd do it again. It makes me chuckle, knowing he tried his best to get up and got completely frustrated, but his dick betrayed him and stayed hard while I turned the tables on him and fucked him like a chick. I hope he cums back. I really enjoyed fucking him like he was the girl. Him, not so much. He didn't even cum. He left with a hard dick. It never went down, and he seemed completely ashamed about it. He should have let me suck it off, jerk it off, fuck it off. Whatever he wanted. But he was on the verge of tears, so I just let him go. He ran out to his car with a hard-on poking out of his shorts. He's 27. I may have destroyed him for life. I bet he ends up impaled on the tip of some alpha male's cock like a proper sissy bitch. Losing a little more of his manhood with every stroke from some bull's dick. Nothing wrong with that. I would be somewhat proud that I primed him to be a sissy and showed him the way. Some dudes are destined for that. Others are destined to make me the cock stupid cum begging whore. We all play our parts. I enjoyed my part immensely. Just saying. Sex without love is a meaningless experience. That is what I was told. Okay. But you have to admit it's at the top of the list when it cums to having fantastic meaningless experiences. Why do people insist on telling me I should be in love with them before I put his dick in my guts? Can they just not understand...sometimes I just want to dick in my guts, along with a large amount of sloppy sperm. The best part about it is sitting on a hand towel on the couch after they leave and feeling the cum just drool out of me...all by my lonesome. I do love sex. I love the massive amounts of mental aspects that can be applied. I do like trying just about everything. I'm still a favorite of being fucked into a completely babbling, incoherent cum junkie. Having a cuckold to abuse is my next favorite. This overpowering thing, I'm just getting into... that's running third right now. But I will settle for just a good old-fashioned fucking to start. A good way to feel new guys out.

2023-03-28 15:01:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Just popping in to see what's up 😉 Hope your enjoying your M..

Just popping in to see what's up 😉 Hope your enjoying your Milf Day, I certainly am 😜 Catch you all later 💋

2023-03-27 19:49:32 +0000 UTC View Post

Thank you for helping me hang my gutters. Now empty your dic..

Thank you for helping me hang my gutters. Now empty your dick in my gutter. That's pretty much how it went this weekend. Patrick pumped me full of cum Saturday. Twice. I got the aftermath of both on video, as you can see. Patrick is a fellow Walmart shopper who came up to me in the pet food aisle and introduced himself. It was a good move. Now he's introducing his dick to my vagina. Patrick is pretty good. He needs some fine-tuning, but he is number 2 when it cums to dick size. Bob has him beat by what looks like an inch to an inch and a half, and Bob is thicker for sure. It's not as attractive as Bob's, but it's a perfect utility dick. His size is right at my limit for anal, so I'm looking forward to that. I can't deepthroat him, but I can get about half of it down. His balls are a bit saggy, but that just makes them easier to hang on to 😜. Normal-size loads of jizz. Nothing to write home about. I have high hopes for Patrick's dick. It's already gotten me off twice. The second time was perfect. It was the kind of cum that left me wiped out. I liked being his cum drain. And he is off to work today at Best Buy. But I can find him whenever I want to. I will be his crazy dick-stalker lady. Fuck, it's good to find new guys. Puts some spring in my step. I always get a bit overzealous when I find a new guy. Sometimes to the point, I scare them off. I tell them I'm looking for a romance-relation type thing. Just a dick inside-me type of thing will be acceptable. But I don't think they believe me. Someone must have told them chicks only use sex to trap them, which is stupid because I'm the one who is financially secure. They should be trying to trap me. I guess I am trying to trap them in a way. The trapping is 99 percent dick trapping. The other one percent is they have to be there while I'm trapping their dick. I'm rambling now. I'll quit. I'm like a linoleum floor. Fuck me good enough, and you can walk all over me for the next 20 years. That sounds really degrading. I like it, though.

2023-03-27 17:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Good morning everyone, just letting you all know that I won'..

Good morning everyone, just letting you all know that I won't be around today, I am finishing up my gutters and then it's family day 😉 Hope you all have a great Sunday and see you all tomorrow 💋

2023-03-26 14:23:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Good afternoon, who wants to join me for some afternoon deli..

Good afternoon, who wants to join me for some afternoon delight? 😜 Hope you all are having a great day 💋

2023-03-25 16:09:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Looking forward to riding around during Jeep Week in this bi..

Looking forward to riding around during Jeep Week in this bikini and sucking some strange dick. Wait...is that a little much? It might be, but that's what I was thinking.

2023-03-24 19:08:22 +0000 UTC View Post

So, would you help me pour concrete if I pour jizz out of yo..

So, would you help me pour concrete if I pour jizz out of your cock when we're done? I hope so. I could use all the help I could get. Actually, it's just an easy way to get dick. Anyway, after all this time, ignoring everyone so I can get shit done, it's reached the final stages and is pretty much down to clean up.

2023-03-24 18:51:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Got my pump on so I can pump up the some cocks tonight 😜💪🍆

2023-03-24 17:13:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Beach days are back and so are the barely there bikinis, Oh,..

Beach days are back and so are the barely there bikinis, Oh, how I love those days 😉I get to go to the beach and perv on the hot Girls in their bikinis and try to find a hot guy, it is Spring Break, wish me luck 😜 Hope you all have an awesome day and catch you all later 💋

2023-03-24 14:07:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Just got a fresh pedicure for all you foot guys 😜How do you ..

Just got a fresh pedicure for all you foot guys 😜How do you like the color? It matches my jeep 😉 Hope you all are having a great day 💋

2023-03-23 19:14:12 +0000 UTC View Post

I tried to fuck a guy I met in Walmart yesterday. I was a bi..

I tried to fuck a guy I met in Walmart yesterday. I was a big fat loser and couldn't get his dick in my guts. He said I was moving to fast. To fast? These guys. They overthink it. It's not like I throw myself at them to trap them under my evil girl lair. They start flirting. I simply cut to the chase and offer to fuck their cock. Quickly with no questions asked. Look...I know it may seem like I'm looking at these guys all dreamy-eyed and infatuated. I'm not. I look at them for the hunk of meat they are. They have a dick. I want the dick. I simply state the obvious. I could care less about emotional feelings and attachments. Stick your dick in me, pump my guts full of baby batter, and I'll pat you on the head and send you on your way. The odds of me calling you or sending stupid texts...zero. Until I'm horny again. Then you might get a text that says, "Want to fuck me?" A simple yes or no will do. Sometimes I flirt with disaster. Then disaster won't stop texting me. It's hard for guys to get a grasp that their cock is all they are good for. Sure, we can be friends. Hang out and do friend things. That doesn't mean we can't fuck. That's the best part about friends. They stick it in you when you need it in you the most and then just go away. Nothing is worse than if they get annoying and emotional about it. And, do keep this in mind, if you are going to flirt and I call you on it then do your best to pump a baby in my guts. Like right away. For fucks sake...don't shy away when I say, "Sounds good, let's fuck." Anyway, I'm cutting this guy a break. If he texts me today, I'm going to try and see if he will let me empty his testicles for him today or this evening. It would be the polite thing to do on his part, that is. I'll let you know. I could use some strange dick right about now. I hate when people want answers at like 6 am. Look...my brain boots up like a 10 yr old PC that has visited way too many porn and gambling websites. It takes a bit and has to go through some spam before I think clearly. Just putting that out there in case some of you are wondering why you get some terrible answers and even worse advice at 5 am. If you squeeze a smurf, what color do they turn? Just a thought. I went to visit Connor at KFC last night. I ordered some food. His coworker asked me if would like thighs or breasts. I said I liked shaved pussy and anal. Apparently, this isn't an appropriate answer at KFC. Connor is still mad. I couldn't help it. If you're going to throw a slow ball at me like that, I'm going to swing big and hit it out of the park. Whatever happened to humor?

2023-03-23 15:43:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Here's a little closeup video for you to entertain yourself ..

Here's a little closeup video for you to entertain yourself during your lunch break 😜 I do love to hear any wank off stories done at your work place, turns me on, so please let me know how it goes 😜 Enjoy!!

2023-03-23 14:57:49 +0000 UTC View Post

I don't know. Taking pics of my clit when it's enormous like..

I don't know. Taking pics of my clit when it's enormous like this is kind of addicting. Hopefully, it's making your dick an addict as well. I can't seem to stop myself from taking them.

2023-03-22 18:38:15 +0000 UTC View Post

I can pump my clit just like I pump my arms...kind of like y..

I can pump my clit just like I pump my arms...kind of like you can pump your dick. The only problem with pumping it...It needs to be deflated, and the preferred method for that requires a pumped-up dick. Though there are other ways...a hard dick is usually my go-to deflation device.

2023-03-22 17:22:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Just popping in to bug you all again and to let you know wha..

Just popping in to bug you all again and to let you know what I am up to and what I desperately need... Any guesses? Anyway hope your day is going well 💋

2023-03-22 15:06:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Here's a couple of pics to get your Hump Day started, please..

Here's a couple of pics to get your Hump Day started, please feel free to wank off to these 😜 Have an awesome day 💋

2023-03-22 13:40:35 +0000 UTC View Post

My friend ask me what I was working out today and I told her..

My friend ask me what I was working out today and I told her it was my clit workout day, she thought that I joking, but was she wrong! And I am making all of you watch. I don't know what it is but the older I get the more I want to play with it, I guess that's why it keeps getting bigger, which I love. As far as I am concerned it can never be too big, don't you agree? 😉 Anyway, hope you enjoy this because I certainly did 😜 Have a great one and catch you all later 💋

2023-03-21 17:31:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Careful...I'll end up fucking you. I'm getting bigger and st..

Careful...I'll end up fucking you. I'm getting bigger and stronger, and my sex drive is outpacing most people's ability to keep up. It's crazy how much and how hard I can fuck. Is it age? I don't know. I think it's the combination of age and working out. Why? Because after I work out, all I can think about is impaling myself on a dick. How does the age thing play in? Well, I have been steadily getting more appetite for cock the older I have gotten. I mean, I had a strong sex drive from very early on. Now it's a bit out of control. I have a habit of touching myself without even knowing it now. I'm okay with that.

2023-03-21 12:58:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Dig, pour concrete, suck a dick, repeat. 😜 I am leaving a co..

Dig, pour concrete, suck a dick, repeat. 😜 I am leaving a concrete legacy in my backyard. I should take more pics of what I have actually done. Some contractor said it couldn't be done bag by bag. It's almost done. In fact, the hard parts are over with. So phooey on youee. Stand back, Bob Villa...hold my beer. I got this. What's the suck-a-dick part? I sucked a few dicks for the help. It's a win-win for me. I like sucking dick. Just like you like eating pussy...it's the same thing for me, just with a dick. I would have sucked their dick anyway. I probably shouldn't tell them that. I scare the 20-somethings. I don't know why. I just do. The thing that they should be scared of is I run faster horny than they do scared. They won't get away. I'm stronger than most of them, so that's even worse for them. The good thing is these guys have dicks that still stand tall and hard even when held down and terrified. It makes me laugh. It's even funnier when they get their confidence underneath them and cum back for round two. I switch it up and drain their balls in seconds. I like doing that. I am not a Gucci whore. I'm a practical whore. I hate paying more than $25 for a pair of shoes. Seems stupid. I have zero desire to live the pumped-up lips, expensive lifestyle. Waste of time. I'd rather put an air horn on my Jeep. You can actually use that. I was sitting at the bar of my favorite local food joint, and some of the guys I was hanging out with were talking about beer. One asked if there was anything better than an icy cold Bud Light. I said yes...a warm Busch. See where I went with that one? That was quick, if I may say so myself. I swear to whatever that some of these fucking morons coming out of college are dumber than a box of rocks. They could sit around counting their own balls all day long and never cum up with the same number twice. What the fuck do you even do with a Human Arts degree? Is that even a thing?

2023-03-20 19:55:20 +0000 UTC View Post

It's time for me to motivate your cock.... Are you ready? Le..

It's time for me to motivate your cock.... Are you ready? Let's go 😜 Hope you have an awesome day and catch up with you all later 💋 Enjoy!

2023-03-20 16:08:41 +0000 UTC View Post

I like being stronger than the guys I fuck. It ends up being..

I like being stronger than the guys I fuck. It ends up being me fucking them. My pussy gets completely swamped when I hold them down and don't let them move. I like seeing the frustration on their face when they try and fail. I like feeling their dick stay rock hard in my guts while I slide my pussy on their dick even though they want it out. It's a betrayal. They get so frustrated they want to quit fucking, but their dick feels otherwise. Tell me that's not awesome. You'd be lying. I know what it's like to be overpowered. I don't mind it. Not sure why these guys would be any different. So what? I'm still doing things to their dicks that nobody else is going to do. I think that's a solid point, so I'll leave it at that. What else is interesting? I tried to hold Scott down. He just stood up and walked away with me still holding on to him. So much for that. Of course, he is 280 lbs. Definitely popped my "Super Woman" strength bubble. I need to stick to the guys more my size. Connor is more my speed. Another idiot followed me home yesterday. It didn't work out for him. He came at the wrong time. I wasn't alone. Now nothing bad happened other than a bruised ego and some grass stains on the seat of his pants. I don't know what gets into some folk's heads. How is this ever in any way a good idea? Mind-boggling. Does this deter me? Not in the least. I'm not the idiot following people home. And please, none of this "I'm so sorry it happened to you!" crap. It's life. I don't need cheerleaders. I hate when girls put shit out so they can get the sympathy cheerleaders. And believe me...there are guys just waiting to soothe their tender little broken souls every time they stub their toe. Oh...sorry, I gagged a little there. Look, I don't need any "emotional support." I'm not that weak. I'm just telling you because I thought it might be something interesting to tell you. No other reason. Just send me pics of your dick, and I'm good. Someone asked me to define "woke" last night. I guess they thought it was some kind of "gotcha" question. I spit it right out. And I guess it's an insult because I do find "Woke" ideology to be a special kind of stupid and my answer somewhat reflects that. It blew her mind. I don't know what's wrong with people. I guess they think everyone is stupid. Then they get offended when someone doesn't react as they expected. It was a whole thing and went on for almost an hour. For some reason, her education credentials were thrown out as if that was definitive proof she was the last word in what was proper thinking. I thought we were exchanging ideas well, but she lost her mind and eventually left after getting loud and screechy. I don't think she will be bouncing her theories off me much anymore. Did I learn anything? I did. Some folks can be programmed.

2023-03-19 17:18:12 +0000 UTC View Post