Danny dumped a load in what is now his own personal sperm deposit box, known as my asshole, last night. It must have been a pretty good one. His jizz is super chunky and thick. It's sticky. It's still sliding out of my ass this morning. I have to sit on a towel, or it will get on my recliner. That's how sticky it really is. He may need to drink more water, but I'm not complaining. I can smell his jizz. I know that's gross, but it turns me on. It's exciting. It's fun knowing I can't resist getting on all fours and putting my ass up in the air, enticing my tubby little friend and his 4-inch dick to sniff it, and then plow my ass until my pussy drools. I like the way he fingers my cunt when he fucks my ass. I can feel his fingers pushing against his dick when they slide in and out of me. It makes me cum. So good for Danny. I'm going to take a break from him for a while, though. Too much of a good thing kind of situation. Bob wants me to take him out in my Jeep. I want to take Bob out in my Jeep. The contrast between the two is massive. Bob is 6 ft 4, and Danny is maybe 5 ft 5. Bob has a stupid beautiful 9-inch and thick cock. Danny. Four inches at most. Bob might as well be a fitness model. Danny would rather eat a Big Mac than exercise. The weird thing is...I'm not sure which one I would pick for a long-term fuck buddy if I had to choose. Probably Danny. He's not an asshole like the one Bob can tend to be. If it weren't for Bob fucking me into a stupid sperm-starved bimbo, I'd probably have nothing to do with him. But his dick reduces me to a mindless tard, and I like being reduced to a sperm-covered blabbering imbecile. It feels good mentally. Cleanses the soul.
Selma Hayek looks good in a bikini. Good for her. The things I'd do to her snatch with my tongue would be magical. At least they would be for me. Sadly, anything like this would end with the alarm clock going off and me waking up from a very wet dream. Have you noticed how so many chicks in porn start off super hot and then give it a year or two and magically rebrand themselves as "thick." I'm not a fat-phobe or whatever phobe. I just like my chicks on the fit and trim side. Personal preference. Just like some people hate huge fake tits on skinny chicks...I'm not a fan of cellulite on chicks. That doesn't mean I'm knocking on anyone. I could care less what anyone looks like or scales out at. That doesn't change the fact skinny fit chicks are my thing when I want to go gay and tongue out some trim hotty. When it comes to guys...I don't know. I mean, of course, I'm attracted to the super buff, annoyingly attractive guys. But I'm also attracted to guys who aren't perfect. Flawed is a good word. Something that gives them a unique look. Something a lot of people would find unattractive. A busted nose. Banged-up body parts have some weird pull for me. How they carry themselves changes things a ton. If they carry themselves and present themselves the right way...it doesn't matter what they look like. I will have their dick stretching my asshole out by the end of the night. Just ask Danny.
Rain, rain, fuck the rain. It keeps the cum away. It's hard to find new sets of testicles to empty if the owners stay in their hotel rooms. Just saying. So...I'm sitting here watching porn on Twitter. Mostly BJ's with creamy endings. Some girls so hate cum. You can see it in their eyes...the horror when a long hot rope of sperm hits their lips. Then you have the other girls..the few and far between, but they are out there. The ones that have that joyful glee in their eyes for the reward they achieved from all the work they put in with their mouth. Those are my people right there. Good for you, girl. Eat that ball snot like it's candy. It's not the tastiest stuff, but there is something about it that makes it irresistible. That's why I was really down on porn at the end of my mainstream video shooting. Nobody was really into it. It was all about a fast paycheck. I had a really bad reputation for fucking the talent before and after the scene. I couldn't help myself. I was there to fuck, and sometimes, I just didn't want to wait for everyone to arrive and get ready. I had that same bad reputation when I was an employee at various healthcare companies. I fucked the staff. A lot. I think I sucked more dick at work when I was a respiratory therapist than I did in porn. Sucking dick has always been my thing. I would sneak a cock sucking session anytime I could, and in many cases, that was several times a week. What did people think about me then and even now? I don't know how to describe it but in many cases, it wasn't and still isn't good. It upset a lot of my co-workers who were women. Now it upsets people who think they are my friends. Look...I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to put a cock in my mouth because someone I know thinks it's wrong or beneath me. What's wrong with it? Explain it to me. Is it that we aren't dating? Am I not supposed to enjoy feeling the warm snotty slimy feeling of a thick load of sperm sliding down my throat? If so, why not? Who cares whose dick I slip in my mouth? Why is that important to anyone? Unless, of course, they are married, and the wife is wondering that very question. Then she might want to ask herself, "When was the last time I put my husband's dick in my throat?" Been a while, I bet. Because if it were a regular thing, he wouldn't be emptying his testicles down my throat as we speak. I could be wrong...but odds are I'm not. There are downsides to fucking and sucking co-workers. Mostly, you can and often do get fired. I can attest to that. Several times over. The other employee can catch feelings, and that happens a lot. Suck a guy's testicles dry one time and he thinks you are the one and only. Sadly...he isn't my one and only, and that goes horribly wrong when he finds out I'm draining his buddy's balls as well. Been down that road more than a few times as well. No one can ever keep their mouth shut. Me included, but that's because it's hard to suck a cock with closed lips. Once when I was married and on an RV trip with my husband and his 4 co-workers, I sucked two of their dicks in front of the other two while my ding-dong husband drove us to South Carolina. I ended up taking another one's dick in my ass and I fucked the last one stupid the entire trip. My husband, amazingly, never had a clue, and he wouldn't have until someone spilled the beans at his work a week later. What's my point? I don't know. I like to feel a cock in my mouth and really like to cum because when I cum...I cum hard. It's my drug of choice.
Jay held on and blew his sperm in about a minute! It's an all-time record for him. He actually blew his nut in my guts, so I'm walking around carrying his jizz with me. I hope it doesn't bother Danny to feel and smell his friend's cum on his dick because Danny's dick will be the next one inside me. I could use an orgasm. Jay just can't get it done. For such a big tough guy, he is super wimpy soft when it cums to matters of the vagina. I'd say he might be gay, but his dick is like super hard steel during the 30 seconds before he empties his balls. Jay just needs to sit at home and where my panties and shave his legs while I go out and get properly and thoroughly fucked by his chubby little friend Danny. I'm serious. That would turn me on beyond belief. The contrast of having his women being owned by his out-of-shape, tubby, little dicked friend...amazing. I'm really starting to have a crush on Danny's skinny little cock. It's the only thing on him that is skinny. But it's hard like stone, stays hard, makes my pussy sing, and my asshole smile. I think Danny is taking on a whole new outlook on life thanks to his buddy's inept pussy skills. That also turns me on. Role reversal...it's a serious mental erotic turn-on. Does this suck for somebody like Jay? I doubt it because I constantly crave making his cock empty itself in seconds. I crave it right now. This motivates me. Drives me on hard. I would love to have a super soft fuck buddy. I'd move him in with me just to keep him super soft and empty so I could use that as an excuse to fuck other guys. Sure, I would do weird things. Make him smell my cunt after I fucked Danny. Get him to lick my ass after Danny ejaculates inside it. But I'd probably do Jay a couple of times a day. So much so that he'd get tired of cumming. They always do. Then they don't want to lick my asshole clean anymore. They want to see a therapist and discuss how super soft they are. Who needs a therapist when you have me? Probably everyone who spends any time with me. I'm just saying. Anyway, off to stick Dann'y dick in my guts via multiple holes. Hope everyone has a great Monday...mine is a pleasant surprise. Who knew I'd be so lucky to find the perfect 2 guys to keep me stocked up in cum.
Quick post to get things started before I get things started with Jay's dick. Hopefully, it will last more than 30 seconds this time. I'm going to make him eat me first, so I get something in case things go sideways, and he starts pumping when I touch his dick. I am going to be truthful. I kind of hope it does. It makes me happy knowing I can do that to such a good-looking hunk of a man. It also makes the sex with his buddy Danny way better! Weird sex head game, I suppose.
So many new cocks hanging around here in Daytona...I need to put some cock lures out and catch a few. I have some badass outfits, but even I am a bit self-conscious about wearing them. Yes, I know, shocker...but I do get a bit overly aware of myself when my cooter is showing all the time. I need to see if I can get past that. I mean, what do I care if someone doesn't like the way I'm dressed? It's my guess that for every person that doesn't approve of my outfit...there is at least one who does...if not two. Why do I want people to notice me? So I can notice them back and then suck their dick. I mean, that's the point. I don't care who you are. If you dress to be noticed, it's because, and no matter how much any ding dong says otherwise, the ultimate goal is to end up with a dick inside you. Or at least get the ball rolling to a dick in your guts. So, I guess I just need to quit worrying about what other people think or say and just wear some cock hardening outfits while out and about.
I'm getting pretty cozy with Scott. He's easy. I don't have to work with him. No pressure. I don't want to date anyone. Or at least I don't want to go through the work of dating someone to get to the point of being super comfortable around them. That's why I don't do dating apps. To much fucking work to end up disappointed, empty cunted, and back at the drawing board. I just want to find someone and then next week get introduced to his parents as his girlfriend. Then I want to fuck in his parent's bedroom and take a load of sperm up my shitter and drip it out on the carpet on the way out. I already did that at Scott's parent's house. Connors as well. Bob's sister's apartment was cool. We fucked on her dirty clothes and I drooled her brother's sperm out of my pussy in her jeans. Bob got a bit mad about that, but now he makes jokes about it in front of her. It's kind of an awkward dinner conversation. Why do I do those things? I don't know. I get so caught up in the sex I kind of get outside of myself. People say I can get scary involved when I'm fucking. I don't think so, but then again...I'm having a great time. Anyway...I just need a guy that I can cheat on Scott with. As in, really cheat. Like make out, spend weekends with, go on walks and such, and then fuck each other half to death. I'll visit Scott when I need something done or fixed.
Jay pumped another load of jizz down my throat. In ten seconds or less. In front of Danny. Jay is such a good-looking guy with a gorgeous body and dick, but he has zero fuck skills. By the night's end, his buddy Danny who is 5 ft 7, grew to 7 ft tall, and poor Jay shrunk down to 2 ft 6 with the tiny little screechy voice to go with it. Or at least that's how he looked in my eyes. I felt bad for him. He turned into such a toddler right in front of our eyes. I wanted to pat him on the head and tell him to take a nap, so Danny could feed me his cock properly. Danny, who is out of shape for sure, was breathing like he was running a marathon and used his little 4-inch dick to show Jay how a man breeds a woman. As I said, I was hoping Jay would leave, but he just hung around and watched Danny fuck my mouth, my pussy, and my ass getting me off 3 fantastic times. When he was good and ready, he pulled out of my ass and slammed that tiny dick down my throat and filled my stomach with his jizz, joining Jay's and, without a doubt overpowering his wimpy little jizz babies with his superior sperm. Like, I kind of feel bad for Jay, but then again...it's fun to turn such a big, strong, shit-talking guy into a tiny little troll screeching about how he knows how to satisfy a woman. I don't think I have ever seen such an odd meltdown that both made me feel bad for him and also turned me on. I liked knowing Danny, with his tiny little dick and out-of-shape body, absolutely owned my pussy and ass. Owning it in front of Jay...well, like I said, I came 3 times last night.
They are going to be here all week. I want to spend some time alone with Danny. He has my pussy figured out, and I'd like him to fine-tune his skills in my guts a bit more. So much so that I have turned down Bob tonight, and I never turn Bob down. But I did tonight. Because I am more interested in Danny's tiny little dick and the way he uses it than I am in Bob's massive dick, who also knows how to use it. That's saying something about Danny. It really is. Holy shit. I'm wet as fuck thinking about it. I got to get off this subject, or I'll end up fucking Scott before I go out, and I don't want my cunt stretched for Danny.
I sucked the nut out of some random dude's dick in under 30 seconds. Seriously. Under 30 seconds. I was drinking his sperm, fresh from his testicles, before I even got my stride going. I'm not complaining about drinking his jizz, I'm happy about that. It's kind of thick, slimy, and hot and but it's from his testicles, and that is the turn-on. I made them give it up. I can't help myself. I just like it. I would have preferred to enjoy myself a little longer sucking the head of his cock but these things happen. It is, however, not the end of the story. He had a friend. I wasn't planning on doing anything with him, but I was left a bit frustrated, and one thing led to another, and before I knew it, I was sitting on a stool with my ass hanging over and a dick slipping in and out of my colon. In the end, pun intended, if one could get knocked up anally...I would be pumping out an ass baby in 9 months.
Details. Jay and Danny. Where did I find Jay and Danny? You are going to love this. At the bar at the Outback Steakhouse. I don't go there much at all, but I figured why not, and boom...there they were. Jay and Danny are both mid 30's and are here for the upcoming Jeep Week here in Daytona. Skip the boring conversation details and fast forward to going to the Hard Rock Hotel with them. Jay is a real hunk. Super duper in looks and body and not even that much of an asshole for someone so good-looking. Surprisingly, he has a beautiful dick as well. Not the biggest but mouthwateringly beautiful. Sadly, he has no control over it. I knew it was going to pump jizz down my throat the second I put it in my mouth. It started getting fatter and twitching almost immediately. Ten seconds after I put the head in my mouth, it started jerking around. 15 seconds in my mouth he was sucking his breath in, and his dick was hard steel. Twenty seconds and felt the first pump rope out on the back of my tongue...soon followed by 3 or 4 more pumps of jizz. I could have stopped, but I think he would have come anyways. I think the second the tip of his dick touched my lips, his cock was triggered, and there was no turning back. I had some hopes it would harden up, and I kept his dick in my mouth for at least 5 minutes after he came, but it went super soft, like shrunk and shriveled super soft. It was done for the night. He pretended like everything was normal and good to go. But I was there for dick, and though I enjoyed the meal of jizz...I wanted a man inside of me. Danny was that man. I told Jay I wanted Danny to come up to the room though he didn't want him to, he was a good sport and texted Danny to come up. A few minutes later, Danny was there, and I told Jay he was welcome to watch but he declined and left as soon as Danny got there. Danny was a bit taken aback. He was very nervous and very hesitant. Plus he's married. He was out of shape but doesn't look bad but I don't think he knows that. It didn't take long and he was standing in front of me with his pants down and his dick hanging out. It was small. Very small actually and when you see it soft it's almost concerningly small. It's just a nub when it's soft. But it grew to a normal thickness and maybe four inches, maybe a little less. But after a minute or so in my hand, it was hard as hard gets. I asked him if he ever fucked his wife in the ass? He said no. I asked him if he had ever fucked anyone in the ass. He said no, he had only ever had sex with his wife. Lucky day for him because now I had to slip his dick in my colon. There was no way I could help myself. So I pulled my shorts down, sat on the stool at the little kitchen island they had in their suite with my ass hanging over, and Danny slipped his dick in my ass and pumped me like a pro until I came, then pumped me some more until I came again, and then pumped me for another ten minutes until his tiny little dick left my asshole stretched, wide open, and leaking sperm that he deposited after almost 30 minutes of turning my ass into a dick canyon. Danny used his tiny little dick to turn his super studly, super-hunky friend into a tiny little bitch in my eyes. He didn't mean to do it. But the second I saw Jay again, it just felt like he had shrunk into a 2 foot tall whiny little wimp. All his good looks and hot body...gone. Taken by his buddy Danny who left me with an asshole greased with cum and whistling in the wind when I walk. I'm seeing Danny again today. Looking forward to it. See where it goes from there.
I'm pumping up the muscles to attract guys. Specifically to attract guys who have dicks that get pumped up along with my muscles. The kind that will fill my insides up with sperm and be ready to add more to it in 10 minutes or less. I don't need them to be super fit. I don't need them to be stronger than me. I just need them to have a rock-hard dick. You see all these idiots running around on Twitter saying, "I'm into dad bods!" No, they aren't. It's complete bullshit. Nothing but a pitch. Half of them don't even like to fuck...anything...as in ever. Me, I like the pretty boys and the super-duper, super-fit bods. I really do, just like you like looking at skinny-fit chicks. Who doesn't? But guys with super fit bodies are not the norm, and often the ones that do have them are complete douche nozzles. Add to that lots of the pretty boys are awful when it cums to satisfying a vagina. I find that the average Joe is a lot more willing to make sure I'm taken care of. But I scare the average Joe. I'm aggressive to a fault when it comes to getting dick. That makes a lot of guys take a step back. I can't help it. I get overly excited, and sometimes it scares the dick away. I know...you are thinking, "Whatever, Brooke, I'd stick it in you no matter what." You say that now but run into me by chance, and all of a sudden, I'm a bit more than you expected. It's a curse. But here nor there. I am slimming up, ripping up, all in the quest to find dick. Hard dick. The kind that is so hard it moves my insides around. So...keep your fingers crossed, and let's see what I can find.
Real quick. I wonder if I were to wear sexy business outfits if it would attract guys? I don't know. Might be worth a shot. I don't have much in the way of that, but I'm sure I could find some hot stuff.
It was a one-pump wonder cum. He pumped a big load in one single pump. Wonder if that hurts to dump out so much in one shot? Like stretches things out when it does that! Anyway, the video will follow in a few hours, so just a few pics to get things started.
Guys, you make the funniest faces when I have your dick in my mouth. Just saying. You should really see your faces when I have your dick in my mouth, and you're just about to cum. Those are the best. Always it's that shocked/surprised look as if it's never happened before. Sometimes, though, if I swallow your cum, after the whole thing has died down...you get that "eewww" kind of face going on. Never understood that. Shouldn't I be making the "eewww" face? I would, but it's not "eewww" to me. I like the way it feels sliding down my throat. I also like knowing I did something to your cock that made your testicles pump jizz down my throat, and you had no control over that whatsoever. But I did! So the cum is my reward for a job well done. Just saying. 😊
On that note. Is cum tasty? No, it's really not. It's got a weird taste and distinctive smell. The texture is dependent on the guy. I prefer the thicker, more slime-like than the more watery cum. I just do...no real reason. But, no, it's not super tasty, no matter what consistency. I don't like sperm for its taste. It's a mental reward for me which makes it irresistibly good. It's a weird thought process, but it never fails to make me feel starved for sperm. I often look at a guy's testicles and think I'm going to do things to this cock, and it's going to release cum from them. I think about how I'm going to be drinking this guy's live sperm, fresh from his testicles, out of the head of his cock. Just writing that out has me touching myself. So, yeah, jizz is a mental game. One that I like playing.
The rainbow socks. They aren't rainbow socks. I don't do causes. I could give a rat's ass about just about anyone's causes. I support one foundation, and it's the Tunnel 2 Towers. Yep, I do the $11 a month. It isn't much, but it makes me feel good.
I have sand on my desk, and my mouse is moving around all gritty-like. Hazards of living in Florida.
I watched a shoplifter get shoplifted. That was funny. Saw a guy try and steal a chop saw from Home Depot. The store did nothing, but some guy lifted it right out of his cart and walked it back in. Cue fail music.
Hello everyone, hope you all are having a great weekend, just a reminder that I am not around much on Sundays, it's my family day and Me Day😉 Here's a couple of pics to hold you over until tomorrow, now make sure you use them wisely 😜 🍆💦 Have a great day and catch you all later 💋
Just popping in to see what you're all up to this afternoon, I am washing my jeeps getting ready for Jeep Beach next week, should be loads of fun, hopefully many loads 😜 Anyway, have a great evening and catch you all later 💋
Talk about a chick dick...this is one serious chick dick. It means business. Actually, this is out of order. I have a video of me taking a mouthful of sperm, but it wasn't taken on my phone. It was taken on his. I just got the video, but I have to run out and grab something to eat, and then I'll make it small enough to post here. See you in a bit!
I was thinking I would get an ass full of sperm today. Sounds amazing and just what the doctor ordered if you ask me. But...the guy's sperm I wanted to spray my colon down with lied to me. He doesn't live here. He lives in Tampa. He was visiting his parents here in Ormond Beach. I hate that. I still would have fucked him yesterday. Now I have to worry about everything he tells me. Still, he's a good-looking guy, fucks very well for his age, and he is only 3.5 hours away. I'm thinking I'll let his cock slip inside me a few more times just to see how he performs. Won't be today, though. He is supposed to be here again for the weekend, so see how that pans out.
Okay. I went to lunch and ended up getting bent over a car hood and bred like a ho in heat. So, I'm sitting on my porch now, taking some pics and thinking back on the day's events, and I know. Who gets bent over a car? Jeans around my ankles, making stupid faces as I get pumped full of a twenty-something sperm. Apparently, I do. I know, your thinking, in a parking lot where people are watching? No, in a garage because his parents have a cleaning service, and he forgot they were going to be there today. Look...it was a Tinder date. I wasn't going to waste a hard dick and set of balls aching to pump some jizz in my guts. So, I let him slip it in and pump a load of baby snot in my cunt. I won't lie. There were a lot of things going on today that just turned me on. First, he's good-looking. He doesn't talk too much, and his body is decent. Second, he wasn't shy. He had his hand on my thigh the second we started up the sexual banter. It didn't take long before he was rubbing my slit through my jeans. I like that. It feels good. It mentally feels good knowing I'm allowing him to do that in public. Third, he told me had a hard-on and placed my hand on it. I really like that. It makes me want to just submit to it. Once my hand was on it, that was it. All I wanted to do was whatever made him happy. It must be an instinctual thing. I don't know, don't care, I like it. I like feeling that irresistible urge to please a man's penis, even if that man wasn't even born before I finished college. In fact, I love being a slave to a guy's dick that is less than half my age. I don't know what that is either, but it makes my pussy a rainforest. So, when he asked me to go back to his place...I really didn't have a say so in the matter. My cunt had already made up its mind. When we got there the cleaning service minivan was in the driveway. I was going to suggest we go to my place, but he just opened one of the garage doors and pulled in. This kid's parents have money. It was a 5-car garage with some kind of custom floors. The whole thing was spotless and shiny, and there was only one other car in it. It was almost as big as my house. He went inside and came back out a minute or so later and told me he had let them know he was going to clean his car out in the garage. They don't clean the garage, so he said we didn't need to worry. I didn't care. I was cock starved, so any idea was good with me. We made out for a few minutes. He slipped his finger inside my jeans and then inside my pussy and made my knees weak. Then he pulled his pants down and pulled out his super hard cock, which pointed straight up in the air. It was so hard the head was touching his belly...and he was thin. I pulled it back and let it flop against his belly a few times while we made out a little more. Then he pulled away and didn't ask but told me to suck his dick. Good for him. Act like a man. Let me know what you want me to do to your dick. That's getting hard to find anymore, but not with this guy. I'm surprised he didn't snap his fingers and tell me to hurry up. I kind of wish he would have. I was on my knees, making love to the head of his dick, thinking I'm sucking a 25-year-old's dick, making love to the head. He's looking down at me and watching me worship the part of his body that he takes a leak out of, and I can't get enough of it. I almost came just sucking this kid off. So, when he lifted me up and pulled my jeans down around my ankles, and shoved his stiff cock in me. I did cum. And every time he slammed it home, I could feel the head of his dick touching parts inside of me that don't get touched too often. That kept me cumming. His dick brought something out of me. That primal woman thing that needs cock. He's not the first to do it, but it never gets old, and I hope it never stops happening. It makes sex so good. He pumped me for 20 minutes. I bet I came at least 4 times. It was fantastic sex. When he came, he finished in style. He grabbed my hips and thrust balls deep and would pause and do it again...and again...and again. Then he came. He stayed balls deep and sprayed my pussy down deep in me. When he finally pulled out I hear a loud "plop" when his sperm fell out of me in a big glob. He actually pulled my jeans up for me while I was still dripping his nut out of me. He patted me on the ass and said we needed to hurry up. He had to get back to work. I could get used to this kid. I like the way he operates. Get in, dump jizz, get out. Someone brought this kid up right! Anyway, that was my afternoon. Hope yours went well.
So, I put on this outfit, and now my clit is huge. No Connor dick to be had today, so I'm kind of on my own. I think, not sure, I might be able to get Scott to video with me today, so going to give that a whirl. See how his dick recovered from the other day. I beat it up pretty hard in more ways than one. Sometimes I scare myself I get so into it.
Good morning everyone! This day in 2020...well, these are some of the pics I took. Man, I got a zillion of them.
There is a problem with telling you about getting fucked. I get annoyingly turned on. To the point of being anxious. I guess it's not that much of a problem, but the lack of available dicks, as in live, cum chucking cocks...it's a problem. Sure, I can masturbate, but that takes away the mood to post stuff. It's weird. I have to be somewhat turned on to make stuff for you guys. Even pictures. But then I'm wandering around with that irritating buzz in my pussy and my head all day.
Someone told me I need to put more sex into my stories. Why? I tell you what happens. Or do you just want me to be like all the rest? Pose and fake my way through it? In case you didn't know it...anyone, and I mean anyone, who posts shit like "Let's Netflix and fuck." or "I'm so horny, Daddy...I need you to fuck me." is posing. The odds are about zero that that is actually their state of mind. So, no, I'm not going to make up sex stories for you. I'll gladly tell you about the things I actually do to dicks when they cooperate with me.
