This is my version of "dick sitting." The only thing require..
This is my version of "dick sitting." The only thing required is a hard dick. I'll take care of emptying it for you.
2023-09-25 18:48:17 +0000 UTC View Post
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Some dicks feel better in your throat than others. Why? I do..
Some dicks feel better in your throat than others. Why? I don't know. They just do. Size is obviously a factor. The smaller the cock the better the blowjob I can give. Big dicks tend to miss out on so much because of their size. I'm not knocking big dicks, I love the giant fellas, I really do. I just feel bad I can't give them the same attention their smaller counterparts get.
Someone asked me if I hold grudges. I don't know...do I? I don't think so. In fact, I know I don't. I don't hold grudges. I make you irrelevant, and for some people, that's worse. It's easier for me. A lot less work on my end as well. I don't have to think things out.
My neighbor is constantly hitting on me. He is 62 years old. He looks a lot older. More like 72. I blame the smokes and booze in his case. He's heavy on both. But he always tells me 62 is the new 40. I nod my head and smile every time he says it. Anyway, he was complaining about a speeding ticket he got the other day. He's 62. And he was going 62 in a 45-mph zone. The irony is not lost on me. I asked if he reminded the cop that 62 is the new 40 these days. He didn't think that was funny. What really won't be funny is when AARP revokes his good driver discount.
Would you rather talk politics or let me stick my clit in yo..
Would you rather talk politics or let me stick my clit in your mouth and let your tongue do its actual job? Some of you would go for politics. The only thing I know for sure about politics is 100% of all Americans think 50% of all Americans have lost their fucking mind.
Mandy asked me last night if I could keep a secret. I absolutely can keep a secret. It's the people that I tell these secrets to that can't keep their mouths shut. She doesn't like living with her husband is the big secret. Don't tell anyone. It's a secret. Well, maybe not so much. It's kind of obvious. Mandy. What is with Mandy? Mandy isn't gay. She may not even be bisexual. I don't know what Mandy is. I do know she is annoyingly attractive. The problem is I have yet to decide if she is more annoying personality-wise than annoyingly attractive. One could undoubtedly outweigh the other. She tastes good. That's a plus. But she is horrible at repaying the favor. I think she is a dick-only person. And that's okay. I want Bob to fuck her. I want to treat him to her perfect body. She may have agreed to let Bob mix her guts up with his dick last night. But with her, who knows? She wanted me to come to Orlando today. That isn't happening. To much traffic, and 75 miles away. Besides, Tony is sitting on the sidelines with a 23-year-old erection, waiting to be de-erectioned. He stood me up the other day. I should lick his dick for about 10 seconds and then walk away. See how he likes that.
What could be better? A naked muscle MILF with a drooling pu..
What could be better? A naked muscle MILF with a drooling pussy spread out on your bed, ready to do some serious dick damage. I certainly did some serious fucking yesterday. I'm doing pretty good for 56. Holding up well if you ask me. I'm definitely not as fast anymore. They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now they time me with a calendar, but that's okay. I emptied a dick in my pussy, my ass, and I licked Mandy spotlessly clean for 2 hours. Slow and steady wins the race.
My friend is marrying a guy I used to peg while I pulled his balls with a leather strap tied around them. His idea, not mine. Who am I to judge? Every time I see them together, he looks at me funny, like he's begging me not to tell her I gaped his asshole with a 12-inch black dildo while trying to pull his balls off. The deeper I went and the harder I pulled, the faster he would cum. I dumped him because of this. I didn't have a problem with it, but it's all he wanted to do. It's all he talked about. She sent me a wedding invitation that required me to respond. I returned my invitation with "Thanks, but maybe next time." She called and said that wasn't funny. I'm not sure I was trying to be funny. I guess I'll go. I might give them a 12-inch black dildo for a wedding present.
As promised the short but sweet ass creampie!
As promised the short but sweet ass creampie!
2023-09-22 17:09:21 +0000 UTC View PostSo I tried to make a porn. I ended up fucking and kind of ma..
So I tried to make a porn. I ended up fucking and kind of making a porn. It happens. Shit just went wrong from the get-go. I couldn't get the Amazon position right. People don't get that the Amazon position has many variables that must be met for it to work right. I put a little of it in the video. The real problem was I got turned on, and making a porn was getting in the way. So I fucked him the way I wanted to, and this was the end result. I had so many more ideas of things I wanted to do, but my pussy had other thoughts on the matter. I have another video of him pumping cum in my ass after he fucked my butthole balls deep. It was a solid cum for the both of us. I'll put that up in a bit.
The couple I met with yesterday. They are super nice people, super into the swing lifestyle. They do all the vacations and cruises that swingers do. I'm just not into it that much. I like the thrill of the sex, not the interaction, so much afterward. I went to Hedo in Jamaica and found out that experience wasn't for me. I like to go home stuffed full of sperm and hang out by myself. I certainly don't want to go to breakfast with anyone in the morning. But, again. They were super nice people. They know "Mandy," which isn't her real name, but it will have to do for our purposes. She has a reputation around the crowd I was with the other night as clingy. Her husband is very jealous, which makes swinging an odd activity for them both. I asked them if the two of them were using me to play some sex game with me. They both said doubtfully. They told me a story about when she was seeing a couple in Orlando behind her husband's back. Her husband found out about it and called the other couple's wife's employer. When that didn't work, he sent screenshots of the couple he pulled off a swinger hook-up site to people her husband knew. Which none of that matters to me, and I could care less who he informs that I'm licking his wife's cunt clean. In fact, I would hope he would include a picture of his wife so I have bragging rights about how hot she really is. So...I'm going to keep licking his wife's cunt clean because, again, she is that hot. In fact, I will be doing just that tonight.
Got your dick...and no...you can't have it back. It's mine.
Got your dick...and no...you can't have it back. It's mine.
2023-09-22 14:14:20 +0000 UTC View PostFirst things first...Ryan's dick in my ass went smooth. Real..
First things first...Ryan's dick in my ass went smooth. Really smooth. As in, I stretched it out nice and wide before he ever got here. I shouldn't have, but I couldn't help it. I'd been thinking about it a bit too much and jumped the gun and ran a small dildo up my ass, thinking that would tide me over. It didn't. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I had my big fat one tunneling my asshole out into a canyon. Then Ryan showed up. He's not a guy swinging around a big fat dick. He's slinging a nice six, probably closer to seven inches, but on the thinner side. Not pencil thin but not thick like Scott or Bob. I think of Ryan as my number 2. Bob would be number 1 by a considerable margin...pun intended. Anyway, skipping ahead to when he slid his dick in my guts via my asshole, it just slid in. I could feel his balls smacking my pussy. He was that deep. He did an excellent job of breeding my ass, and he had no idea I wasn't feeling "fulfilled." He pumped me from behind for about 15 minutes and then let loose a load of sperm deep in my colon. I thought that was going to make me cum, and it got me just to the edge, but I just missed it. He was able to keep going for a few minutes, but then his dick popped out of my ass, all soft and floppy. I told him I didn't cum, and he asked me why. Guys...never ask that. When a girl says she didn't cum ask her what you can do to make her cum. That is the only acceptable answer. It's not the end of the world, but at least give her the option to tell you what she expects from you before you put your dick away. I told him the truth. I fucked my ass a little too much before he got there. He asked why again. What the fuck Ryan? Who gives a fuck why...just do something dammit. So took command of the situation, and I asked him to fuck my ass with my dildo and, if he didn't mind, maybe lick my pussy while he was doing it. I could tell he was insulted by that. He probably thought his dick wasn't good enough to make me cum. Which at that moment, his inadequate dick assessment was accurate. Not only was it soft and useless, it wasn't big enough. Granted, the size problem was my fault, but that's here nor there. For fucks sake, Ryan, just get me off! And then he did what I asked. I had to ask him to go slower and be a bit more gentle. I also had to nudge him to lick my clit because he seemed to be avoiding it. It's not like the dildo is a real dick. It's a tool. Thats it. Just like his damn tongue. Which is just another damn tool. You got one, so put it to work, Mr. And he did. And fuck if I didn't have an explosive orgasm. It was so good I was exhausted afterward. My ass was stretched so wide it stayed open and drooled what was left of Ryans cum. And my reluctant Ryan had a raging hard-on from successfully doing his manly duties. So, because he was a good boy, I let him fuck my mouth for 10 minutes until he poured a load of sperm down my throat. I didn't even taste his Viagra. Probably because he dumped his big load in my asshole. So, a good date with Ryan. Sorry about the essay on the whole thing. I get going and forget to stop.
2023-09-22 11:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostI like it best when a guy pumps his balls sack empty in my a..
I like it best when a guy pumps his balls sack empty in my asshole. I get asked all the time where I prefer a man to cum. The answer is always my ass. Why? I guess because it's sexy as fuck. It's hardcore. It's over the top, and it shocks people when they see sperm dripping from my asshole. I love all the above. I like people knowing I let guys pump their ball snot into my colon. I love the shocked look on a guy's face the first time he unloads in my asshole, and I tell him to watch it pour out.
Ryan is going to slime my rectum up with sperm today. He doesn't have much of a choice in the matter. Ryan will want to cum down my throat, but his cum isn't tasty. He takes Viagra, and I can taste the Viagra. It has a bitter medicine taste. I always know if a guy takes Viagra if he cums in my mouth. The flavor is undeniable. Viagra works its way into your jizz somehow, someway. I remember the first time another girl told me about it. I didn't believe her. I was dating a guy who used it and hated the taste of his cum, and I explained that to her. She knew what it was immediately. Viagra. She told me to chip off a tiny bit of his pill and taste it. I did. No denying it. The exact match for that bitter medicine taste. I love Viagra. Any guy who needs it should be sucking them down like water. Why wouldn't you? If it works, it works. What do I care? If the result is a hard dick...I'm all for it. Sure, I won't like the taste of your cum, but my asshole could care less about flavor. So what I'm saying is pop those blue pills without a second thought, and for fucks sake...don't hide them from me. If you have a prescription for them, give me a bottle, and I'll hand them out whenever I want to fuck, so there is zero guesswork. And yes, I like to hand them out at least 30 minutes before, if not an hour. I have found it takes a bit for them to work. Well...this conversation took a turn I didn't expect. I'll shut up about Viagra.
How tall am I? Taller than most 💋 6ft 2.5 iches in 3 icnh he..
How tall am I? Taller than most 💋 6ft 2.5 iches in 3 icnh heels
2023-09-21 12:49:57 +0000 UTC View PostFinally, a good busy day today. Ryan's dick will be doing be..
Finally, a good busy day today. Ryan's dick will be doing beautiful things inside of me, and I'm getting together with a couple from last Saturday night. See where all that takes me.
I'm looking forward to seeing Ryans cock today. I like the way it twitches when I rub that little spearhead spot underneath the head of his dick. I can circle the entire rim of the head of his dick, and it just makes him breathe hard. But...when I hit that spot underneath where the head of his cock V's up...his dick goes spastic on me, and he forgets to breathe. I like that. I like that a lot. I tried that on a few dicks the other night but with no success. It seems to be a Ryan thing. One guy got overly anxious Saturday night and asked me to quit playing with his dick and suck it. I can't help it. If you have a dick, it probably seems like second nature to touch it and hold it. I don't have a dick. When I hold one, it's always like it's my first one. When I feel it harden in my hand...that makes me a little crazy. When it's fully hard and starts jerking around, it hits the spot in my soul that makes me unable to let go. I have this undeniable urge to make it happy. And I get it in my head that I know what makes that dick happy more than the guy it's attached to does. Weird, I know. Things could be worse. I am certainly not complaining about my OCD with holding dicks. It has served me well.
Tony finally called me yesterday. It's been a few weeks since he has pumped some cum into me. He has a girlfriend now. I knew it before he even told me. These 20-somethings hook up with a chick, and they just disappear. But apparently, she isn't doing enough to keep his dick happy. He wants to get together today, but I already have too much going on. So I said Friday might work, and he seemed happy with that. Tony relayed a story about a party he went to last weekend and drank too much. He said he passed out and woke up with a dick drawn on his forehead with indelible ink. He was pretty angry someone drew on his head. I said, "How do you know they didn't trace it?" He didn't get it at first, but when he did, he hung up. He called back a few minutes later and apologized. I knew he would. He needs my 56 yr old pussy to drain his balls, so he has to be on his best behavior.
I want to stick Bob's dick inside me, but that isn't happeni..
I want to stick Bob's dick inside me, but that isn't happening. I asked him to do me, but he has family shit going on. That pesky family of his. Gets in the way of my dick time. Bob is more agreeable lately, but that's because I'm involving him in my swinger stuff. He digs that. I don't blame him. It's been a fun past few weeks. Looking forward to more "swinger" stuff in the future.
Swingers are getting politically correct. They want to use the term Lifestyle Couples. Shut up. You're a fucking swinger. Own it. Lifestyle Couple. Sounds like a term for fruity ding dongs. Just saying. Someone asked me how long I was in "the lifestyle" the other day. I said what lifestyle is that? They got all like, "You know...the lifestyle." I said, "No, I don't know, elaborate." They got all hush-hush and said, "You know...the swinger lifestyle." I loudly replied, "Oh, how long have I been a swinger? Why didn't you just ask?" I probably shouldn't have been such a dick about it, but call things what they are and quit beating around the bush.
I have a guy who lives on my street who always walks around with a selfie stick. Today, he had it extended all the way out and up in the air, filming himself. He stopped and said hi when he saw me. I said, "What are you doing, taking a good long look at yourself?" He looked at me funny. He didn't get the punchline. My jokes often fall flat like that.
What's it like having grandchildren? You know when the donkey followed Shrek home and wouldn't stop talking? It's like that.
Guys think they corner the market by thinking about doing dirty stuff to women. Just as many women want to do even dirtier things to dicks with all their holes. Most guys don't want to know what their girlfriends are really thinking because it might not be about them. They might just be right. That's a good thing. At least, it is for me. Just saying.
Several people asked me about the other women at Saturday ni..
Several people asked me about the other women at Saturday night's house party. They were the usual mix you would get at a swingers club. I would have to be politically incorrect to group them all up, but there were 4 or 5 I would have wanted to taste from the inside. Most of the women were there for the girl-on-girl action. I would also guess most of them wouldn't have been there if they weren't trying to make their husbands happy. I was approached for being the third in a threesome all night long by couples. I turned them down because I wasn't interested in that. There was too much willing and able dick hanging on guys I found attractive all evening long. Couples typically require me to take one for the team to get to the person I want. I rarely find both people attractive in couples. So, while all the women were busy dancing with each other, I was busy stuffing cocks in my holes. It's a win-win for all of us. I'm not saying everyone wasn't friendly...they were super lovely...in that Stepford Wives kind of way. I was the opposite of what most expected me to be, which worked out for all of us!
Mandy texted me all night long last night. Really can't figure her out. Hopefully, it's not her husband I'm texting with. If it is, she's in on it. I can't tell. Not going to worry about it. Anyway, she wants to come over again today. I said no. Told her I was busy. This is true, but I'm also waiting to see this couple tomorrow, who will hopefully fill me in on the scoop with her. I set up a date with Mandy on Friday, so hopefully, no serious red flags pop up between now and then. I can almost smell her perfect pussy. It's making more than my mouth water.
I met her, I ate her, she came, she ate me, I came. I guess ..
I met her, I ate her, she came, she ate me, I came. I guess you could say we are fuck buddies now. She will never get on camera with me, so that's a check in the "cons" box. In the "Pros" box, she is tight and right and smells divine. When I say smells divine, I am not talking about perfume. Her pussy, I don't know, has this slightly musty, sweaty odor that drives me fucking insane. It makes my mouth water the second I get a whiff of that box. It's not an unclean smell, and it's just a natural something that sets my own pussy off in a torrent of fluids. I cleaned her cunt from top to bottom and inside and out. She made me laugh when she came. I didn't want to, but I couldn't help it. I tongued her clit until she got all locked up and made weird noises. It was funny. I get it, though. I do the same thing. She was a bit embarrassed by it, but I assured her it wasn't anything to be shy about and that I plan to make her do repeat performances as often as she likes. Look, I admit it. She is probably the best-looking woman I have ever been with, and I have been with a few top-notch chicks. It's not a classic beauty, but it's a striking look she has. So...what is she doing with me besides getting her pussy taken care of? I don't know. Her official statement is she is drawn to my "open personality." She says I talk and say things in a way that draws her to me. But there are flags here. First things first, she is financially out of my league in a big way, as in she's very wealthy. She is massively educated, and the people she runs with would consider me the antichrist. She says she has a shitty marriage. Do I believe her? I don't know. I'm not sure she and her husband aren't playing a swinger game with me. Swingers do that kind of stuff. Especially rich swingers. I have seen it before several times. She could just be playing out her husband's fantasy, and I'm the one they picked to make that happen. Anyway, it's all good. They should just cum clean if they are. I'll still be her gay friend when she's around Daytona. Would I pass up a date with Bob for her? Fuck no! I like pussy, but I like Bob's cock at a level beyond my liking for pussy that it's not even a question. I'd share her with Bob, but she said no to other guys when I brought it up. Which, to me, is another flag that this all may be a fantasy game. I have an advantage, though. I am getting together with another couple from the party on Thursday. I told them I was getting with Mandy today, and they gave me that "uh oh" vibe. I asked about it, and they said they would talk to me about it on Thursday. None of this even matters because, all in all, I had a great time with her today. She said she wanted to stay, and I said she could, but she declined. She said she had to get home, or her husband would ask too many questions. I don't know what that's about, nor do I care. I won't get that far into things with her to get that involved. I can't gauge what is really going on, but something is. Hopefully, I'll find out more on Thursday when I get with this other couple. It sure seemed like they had some useful information about her. Kind of a boring story, but other than eating each other out, making out a little bit, fingering each other, and hanging out and talking, that was all we did 😜👅🍑💦
2023-09-19 22:42:39 +0000 UTC View PostI have to take a break, I have a house guest, she's in a bik..
I have to take a break, I have a house guest, she's in a bikini, and if all goes well I will be inside her bikini. Life is good...I don't care what they tell you.
2023-09-19 16:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostNever saw this ass fucking video before. How do I know? I ju..
Never saw this ass fucking video before. How do I know? I just did it 15 minutes ago. Let me know what you think. I can't get past my three guys making me airtight Saturday night. It's all I can think about. What an amazing job they did inside my body. It was so good it makes me hungry thinking about it.
I have to make up a name for my new lesbian fuck buddy. I don't even know if she will be my "lesbian fuck buddy." I hope so, but thats up to her. She has no idea that I write about people I hang around with. It is best to use a fake name to keep the gang happy. I'll call her something easy. Mandy. Why Mandy? It's easy to type. "Mandy" is on the way. She texted me and told me she should be here within an hour. I'm looking forward to it.
I am going back through Saturday night in my head. One thing I forgot about was the guy with a big dick. It wasn't like Bob's dick, but it was big. I don't know who he was with or what his deal was. What I do know is he sat next to me on a couch bottomless. He knew his dick was big. He was showing off. So I asked him if he minded if I touched his dick. He was good to go. It was long and hard, and I rubbed the head with two fingers. And he came. Thirty seconds or less. There was an initial pump of sperm that hit his shirt, and the rest was a big hot pile of ball snot ran that ran down his dick and into his pubes. I like it when guys blow super fast. It makes me feel good. I like knowing he was so turned on by me that he couldn't stop his dick pumping cum for me. I wanted to feel it inside me, pushing my guts around, but I never saw him again after he got up to clean himself up. I think he left. I figured he would regroup and cum back for seconds, but I never saw him again. I was there until the following day, so he must have taken off.
Well, real quick, Mandy has arrived. She looks fantastic, she's in her bikini, and we will float around in my redneck above-ground pool. Her car seems a little out of place. It's a Jaguar, and it's new. It's parked next to my jacked-up Jeeps and Pickup. Quite the contrast. I bet her pussy tastes as expensive as her car does! I'll let you know 👅🍑💦
People were drawn to my clit last Saturday night. They are f..
People were drawn to my clit last Saturday night. They are fascinated by it. I can't even count how many chicks touched it, licked it, and wouldn't let it go Saturday night. That makes me happy. I let more than a few guys explore it as well. I won't tell you any of them made me cum or even got me close to doing so. They didn't. But the mental turn-on added so much fuel to my fire that all I wanted to do was spread my legs, assume the breeding position, and get pumped full of sperm.
I licked a lot of pussy Saturday night. I enjoyed it, but I wasn't in a gay mood. I was in a very much of a hetero mood. Dick was on my brain. There was so much of it I had my pick. So, I somewhat snubbed the kitty-eating party that was going on. I think lots of swingers are drawn to the wives being bisexual, and they act it out as often as possible. Nothing wrong with that. I have been there and done that. I can be bi with the best of them. I have lived with girls. I almost married one. But a dick always got in the way. I'm drawn to cocks like a bug to light. No point in fighting it. I may very well lick a fine ass pussy today. I hope I do. I could spend hours eating this chick's pussy. But, if Bob calls, she's on her own.
Sometimes guys get curious as to why I like them to cum inside of me. I don't know. I guess one would have to have the female equipment to understand. I have an undeniable urge to be bred. Why should I fight it? My body craves the seed from a man's testicles. Feeling a man empty his balls in my guts is a deep-down ache. Some guys don't like to empty themselves inside of me. I'm not talking about variety or changing things up from the norm. They don't want to spend themselves inside of me. I'm sure some are worried I'll get knocked up, and I wish I could because that turns me right the fuck on. But I can't. I haven't been able to since I was 30. Probably a good thing because I would have a zillion kids by now. I think guys who don't want to pump a load of sticky ball snot in my cunt are worried about being trapped, or it's too intimate. Fuck that. If you aren't willing to drop a load in my box, I don't want to waste my time with you.
Back in the day when I was able to have kids...DNA testing wasn't a thing. That is probably a good thing. Just saying.
I had so much cock in me, on me, around me, it's going to ta..
I had so much cock in me, on me, around me, it's going to take a lot of posts to get it all out!
The glory hole. What a fantastic idea that was. It was a bedroom with a door that went into a bathroom. The door had a hole cut in it looked like a master craftsman installed it. It had a shaped rubber boot, so it recessed at the bottom to make the balls accessible. I have no idea where one would get such a device, but I need to find out. They change the glory hole door out with the original one when they have these parties. That is a brilliant idea. The guys can walk into the bathroom from the second door to the hallway, so you never see them. Everyone else hangs out in the bedroom and watches. I sucked a tiny little cock empty and sent it back through the hole. I helped suck a decent-sized black cock, with another girl and cleaned its sperm off her face when it emptied. I bent over and fucked another dick until it pumped sperm into me, and the girl I cleaned the cum off her face cleaned my sloppy cum pussy with her tongue to cheers and applause. I jerked off another uncircumcised dick. I was so fascinated with popping the head in and out by rubbing it that before I could suck it, it shot cum all over my tits. I would have loved to eat it, but it was like water and just ran down and disappeared. So the remaining was toweled off. Every time a girl made a guy pop, we all cheered. The best part is that it wasn't just me making dicks happy. It was pretty much everyone. It's fun to have company when you are making cocks cum. Honestly, does it get any better than that? Who needs booze or drugs when you can do this all night long? Quick note: Bob immediately stuck his dick through, and I knew who it was. Just the size alone and the shape and bend of his dick was a dead giveaway. I refrained from shoving it in my body. I let several other girls all take a shot at it. One tried to suck it but couldn't get the head in her mouth. Another put in her pussy and fucked herself until she came. She didn't finish him. I thought that was a bit rude, but that's just me. The third girl tried to fuck herself with his dick, but she just couldn't get it right, so she gave up because she got a bit self-conscious about it. So poor Bob had to slip his dick back out without getting to cum. It's okay. He probably knocked up three different wives while he was there. I wouldn't be surprised if there aren't a few Bob babies running around in 9 months. Bob was a definite hit. He will probably ruin more than a few marriages in the months to cum. Good for him!
The best fuck of the night was my airtight session. I'd say ..
The best fuck of the night was my airtight session. I'd say that around 15 people watched three guys go deep in me simultaneously. A dick in my ass, a dick in my pussy, a dick in my throat, all bottomed out balls deep. I knew the people were watching and wanted them to, so I gave them a show. The only thing about having a crowd is I made a dufus out of myself by cumming so hard that I lost control of my mind and body while they watched. I couldn't help it. It was a perfect cum. Look, nobody had a giant dick. I bet the biggest one was 5 or 6 inches. But that worked to my advantage. The guy in my ass was small enough to slam his dick home without problems. The guy in my throat was small enough to swallow it whole. The guy in my pussy tied it together to make the perfect storm in my airtight exhibition.
It started with talk. We were hanging around the kitchen table talking about things when someone joked about going "airtight." I admitted I always enjoyed it if it was done right. They continued the conversation, and I finally asked them if they wanted to try it. It was that simple. The first guy to bring it up backed out, but another guy just listening said, "I'm in." And shortly after that, his dick was in my asshole. We went to the master bedroom, which was pretty damn big. The hosts of this party are pretty well off, and their mini-mansion reflects it. At first, it was just the four of us and a few others watching. I lined them up, kneeled, and sucked them all hard. Three guys lined up is the perfect number. You can service them all at the same time. One in your mouth and the other two in your hands. I picked the guy I wanted to pump my ass because he was skinny. Guys with bellies are harder to lay on top of in reverse cowgirl. So in front of everyone, I popped out my butt plug and replaced it with the head of his dick. I noticed the crowd had started to grow to about 6 or so bystanders. I worked his cock into my guts slowly until I buried it in my ass completely and could slam it comfortably. Then I pointed to the second guy and had him crawl on top of me, missionary, and I guided his dick into my pussy. I asked him if he could feel the dick in my asshole with his dick. He said yes. I asked him if he liked feeling the dick in my asshole with his dick, and he asked me not to talk about that. Bummer. But I didn't want to ruin the mood, so I let him off the hook. I got into a good rhythm with those two, and they started pumping me in sync. It was good. I thought about skipping the third dick to concentrate on the two cocks making soup out of my insides. But the crowd was now a packed house, so I had to go airtight. I wanted to go airtight. Having all those people watch me being a complete fuck whore drove me on. An audience is like a giant energy shot to me. It just makes me go, and it makes me cum that much harder. So I waved the third guy over, tilted my head over the edge of the bed, and let him throat fuck me. For a solid two or three minutes, it was a perfect rhythm. I could feel the hardness of their erections in my colon, my pussy, and my throat all at the same time. It was amazing. We fucked like a well-oiled machine as if we had done it a thousand times. The guy in my throat came first. He pulled out to cum, but I told him to pump his jizz into my stomach. He put his cock back in my throat and went at it for another minute or so and then bottomed out in my mouth and dropped a load of sperm down my gullet. The crowd cheered after he pulled out. The two pumping my holes kept at it. They went for another minute before the guy in my pussy announced he would cum. He didn't pull out, but he stopped and looked at me. I said, "Put it inside of me." He pumped me a bit more and then squirted a load of cum in my cunt. The only problem was when he pulled out, his cum soaked the cock and balls in my asshole. Everyone got quiet. A few people laughed. Something had to be done to break the awkward tension, so I slipped his dick out of my asshole, got on my hands and knees, and told him to pump a baby into my asshole. He did just that, and the remaining cum dripping from my pussy fell on the bed instead of him. He went at my ass until he stiffened up and pumped a load into my guts. I was right there, ready to cum, but he pulled out. The good thing was Scott was in the room, and I told him to fuck my cummy asshole. He didn't hesitate, dropped his pants, and slipped his hard cock in my sperm-lubed butthole. He didn't give a crap about the people watching or what they thought. It took about thirty seconds, and I busted a cum so hard that I had to look like a complete idiot. I couldn't help myself. All those people watching, the perfect airtight I had going, Scott pumping my cummy butthole in front of everyone...it sent me over the edge. I didn't let Scott cum. I got mine, and I didn't want to ruin it by getting pumped for 10 minutes waiting for him to cum. I knew he would get his later, and he did. So that was my public airtight expedition. Sorry, it was a book, but as long as it is, I left out a zillion details to keep it this short. This was my best cum of the night. I want to make sure to get across the intensity of my orgasm. It may have been my all-time most powerful cum ever. I'm still thinking about it.
If you didn't want him to pump his balls into your wife, you..
If you didn't want him to pump his balls into your wife, you shouldn't have told him to go bare in her. I'm just saying...it seems like the logical conclusion. I'll explain in a second. I took yesterday off because I didn't get home until 8 in the morning yesterday. We had a fantastic time. I ate 3 pussies, sucked 5 dicks, and fucked 4 guys. Several repeatedly. All in one night! Hows is that for a numbers stat? I'll start by explaining the Swinger party drama after Scott pumped a load of jizz into another man's wife. He didn't even want to "play" with us, but I wanted to see him fuck someone. So I was the one who talked him into putting his dick into her in the first place. When Scott said he didn't bring a condom, the lady's husband said Scott should go bare. His wife, on the bed, legs spread and begging to be inseminated, and she was all for it. Scott obliged, and he pumped her until she looked like Satan himself possessed her. When he announced he was going to cum...she wrapped her legs around him and pulled him in deep, and he emptied his balls into her while her husband watched Scott breed her. It was a joint effort on Scott's and the wife's part. Nobody said pull out or don't cum in her. I was there for the entire fuck session. Nothing was said while I licked Scott's sperm out of her pussy after Scott slipped his cock out of her. When I finished, there wasn't a drop of ball snot in her. I licked her deep. Plus, she was washing Scott's cum out with her cum while I cleaned her. Her husband fucked me hard and fast from behind while I had my tongue in his wife. He did an excellent job of pumping me. I had a good orgasm when I felt his cum spraying my insides. Everything was good, but something set her husband off. He waited an hour after we all finished fucking before approaching me, not Scott, and said, "It wasn't cool your husband came in, my wife." I reminded him it was his idea to go bare. He said that wasn't permission to cum inside her. I said he should have been more clear, and I reminded him that I was still leaking sperm that came from his balls. I also reminded him that I never told him he could cum inside me, nor did he ask. He just did it. He said he could tell that I wanted him to. It was at that moment I knew I was dealing with an idiot. An idiot with a hot-ass wife but an idiot all the same. It doesn't matter because the best part is I have his wife's number, and he doesn't know that. I will do my best to convert her into a cheating cum dumpster of epic proportions. We texted back and forth all day yesterday. She is coming to Daytona tomorrow, and her husband has no clue she is doing so, so it should be fun! Truthfully, the best part is I'm hoping we become serious friends. I could use a like-minded chick for a friend with whom I can share all my twisted ideas.
2023-09-18 11:59:34 +0000 UTC View PostSo I'm fucking around and edging myself. Why? So if and when..
So I'm fucking around and edging myself. Why? So if and when I get myself stuffed full of fat, spongy cock, I'll go off like a nuke. I used the smaller dildo as well. In case I get some strange small cock...I want to be able to feel him. I feel like tonight is going to be a good night. I sure hope so. A let down would be real bummer right about now. But positive thoughts bring rock hard cocks so I'm thinking positive right now.
I am leaving for Orlando at 6 tonight. We are picking up Bob right at I-95 so I'll be in the back seat with him for at least an hour. I hope I can keep myself from stuffing his dick in my guts. It's going to take a lot not to. We can breed the whole ride home later tonight. See if we can hold off until then. Anyway, I will let you know how things go late tonight or in the morning! Catch you then! I'll try to throw some stuff in as we go. Not sure how that will go over, but I'll see what I can do.
I have a friend who cheated on her husband last week with a ..
I have a friend who cheated on her husband last week with a guy who she says has a huge dick. She didn't know he had a big one, and she just "lucked out," as she put it. I don't know what she considers "huge," but I'll take her word for it. She has only known this guy for a few weeks. He's the new guy where she works at the hospital. She is considering quitting her job because she says she is falling in love with him. She thinks she needs distance. I asked, when he punched his cock in her guts did she feel like she was high or intoxicated. She thought about it and said yes, that her husband even asked her if she had been drinking when she got home. I asked her if she swallowed her husband's cum. She said no, never. I asked her if she would eat her new fuck buddy's sperm. She said yes. Classic case of being fucked stupid. She's not in love with him. She's in love with his cock. She will do anything for it to please it. She fell in love with his dick the second it stretched her insides out. When the head of his cock touched places inside her that her husband never had...her vagina was instantly addicted to his cock. She needs to remember you have to separate the dick from the man. They are two entirely different beings. Wait until she feels his sperm splashing around deep in her guts...she's going to be so cock stupid I doubt she will be able to talk correctly for an hour. I am so jealous of her. I want to find this guy and immediately fall in love with "him." "Him" is the code word for his dick. So that you know. I love falling in love with cock. It's a confusing but fantastic feeling. Having a second Bob in my life would make me complete. I can't think of anything better than walking around cock stupid daily.
Home gym. Questions come in waves. Why do I have a home gym? The running consensus is so guys won't stare at me when I work out. Not even a consideration; honestly, I would hope they would. Just being upfront about it. I like being watched. I always have. I never wore really hot shit to the gym. Not because I didn't want to be seen but because hot sexy shit, for the most part, is hard to work out in the gym when it cums to weight lifting. I do go bottomless in my home gym most of the time, and if they would let me do that in a commercial gym...I would.
Do you seriously want to watch another man use my cunt, bree..
Do you seriously want to watch another man use my cunt, breed me as if he owns me, and give me back to you stretched, pumped full of his cum, and possibly knocked up? I mean, how much of a boy-pussy do you really have to want to do that? Okay, settle down. I'm not asking you. I'm just telling you things I say to make my cuck cum on command.
Vince: Sorry I said those things to you. I didn't mean them.
Me: Not concerned.
Vince: I know you went out with Chris tonight
Me: So?
Vince: Was that to get back at me?
Me: No
Vince: Did you guys have fun tonight?
Me: Yes.
Vince: What are you doing right now? Can I come over?
Me: Not a good idea. I'm on the toilet right now, farting out his cum.
Vince: Hahaha
Vince: Are you serious?
Vince: Please answer me
Vince: I'm calling you
What was all that about, you ask? It's a word-for-word text message thread from an old boyfriend. I'd say 5, maybe 6 years ago, I was dating a guy named Vince. He got super upset about how I dressed when he wasn't around. When I refused to change my wardrobe habits, he called me a "whore" in 30 different ways and said he never wanted to see me again. I was okay with that. So I called his friend Chris and went out with him and a bunch of other people that very evening. At the night's end, Chris fucked me and dumped a load in my ass in his car. Word got back to Vince, we went out, and the above conversation happened. I did answer his call. I did admit to having my colon stretched and lubed by Chris. I told him that's what "ho's" do. I never heard from him again. Chris disappeared for about 6 months before I heard from him again. He felt bad he fucked his friend's girl...as if I was the property of Vince at the time. I wasn't interested in him the second he said that, so we never spoke again. Once again, have no idea why I thought I would share that with you. It just popped up in my mind. I enjoyed that revenge ass-pie. Now, for some unexplained reason, I want to do it again. The problem is I'm just not mad at anyone. I suppose I could pretend.
I drove around with my tits out half the time tonight. Not o..
I drove around with my tits out half the time tonight. Not on purpose. Well, maybe on purpose, just a little bit. I had on a very loose tank top with no bra. The wind pushed the girls right out in the open. I consider that a wardrobe malfunction and no penalty is required. I am very sure I made some folks super happy tonight. Just saying.
I will always answer questions. You don't have to ask to ask a question. You aren't going to offend me. I was a reasonably high-level sex worker for over 20 years. I'm out of the game now for several years. But I wear that part of my life like a badge of honor. So, asking me about it is not an insult in any way. My only regret is I should have started in the 1980's.
Several people are angry because I won't talk dirty to them. It's not that I won't. I will. I do it all the time. But when I do, it's about things that turn me on. Everyone wants very specific subject matter to be focused on. Here is the crucial part of my last statement, so pay attention. The whole "wants to focus on the specific subject matter"...that includes me as well. I have particular things that turn me on. Things I think about daily. When I look at porn, I immediately incorporate my specific arousal triggers into the plot. That's why I watch compilation videos almost exclusively. I pretend the girl getting a load of sperm in her ass is me fucking some stud behind my husband/boyfriend's back and then going home and asking them to eat my ass. If you saw the search on my phone, it would read "MILF anal creampie compilation." Followed by "I belong to my bull, not you cuckold captions." I like captions. I can read the caption, mentally alter it with my likes and stare at the photo and rub my clit to orgasm. So, when you bring up scenarios where I'm a school person and didn't do my homework, now I have to blow the teacher...that doesn't do it for me. I'm not saying that it isn't over-the-top hot for a ton of people. I know that it is. Just not me. And I won't fake it. I spent 20-plus years being told what to pretend. No more of that. Now you get me being me. There are a zillion girls who you can pay to say whatever you want to hear. I'm not one of them. I'll talk about all things MILF, no doubt. I'll talk wardrobe...I like to dress up. I'll talk fit and muscle stuff. I'll definitely talk cuckold, mental domination, and infidelity...personal faves of mine. I am happy to talk about my posts. And if you cum up with something that piques my interest...I'll get into it with you. I'm not lecturing. I'm just explaining why I don't fully engage in some of these conversations or give an answer that isn't full-on porn. If you want that, you better be asking me about licking jizz out of my box. Just saying.
I got folded in half, my knees by my ears, pumped open by a ..
I got folded in half, my knees by my ears, pumped open by a massive cock, and overflowing with the cum it left inside me. No, I didn't. I made that all up. I wish I did, though. What is that they say..."Current Mood." It has been a dick drought the last few days. It happens. Today is the first day I really wish I could feel a cock splitting the middle in my insides. That's what it feels like when you get a long ass cock in your pussy. Like someone put a divider in your guts. Don't get me wrong, it's a fantastic feeling. I'm just trying to provide a little context here. I would love it if I were experiencing that sensation as we speak. But I'm not. You have these things in life. The little breaks just make the next fuck all that much better.
I have another "house party" I am going to on Saturday. Looking forward to that. I have been assured it is more in my accustomed style. As in xxx, fill my holes and make me airtight. I have to figure out what I'm going to wear. I am not holding back on this one. I'm going all out. I don't care what anyone thinks. If you tell me it's a "swinger party," then it damn well better be a knock out drag out cum flying event. I'm just saying. If it turns out to be anything but...well...I don't know what I will do, but I won't be happy. I want to dance topless, then naked, then fuck in front of everyone. I might be sharing a little too much here. I'll stop.
Fucking around and flexing...thought I would share 😉
Fucking around and flexing...thought I would share 😉
2023-09-13 14:53:16 +0000 UTC View PostKind of slow day so I emptied Scott's balls for him. I do th..
Kind of slow day so I emptied Scott's balls for him. I do that now and then. In fact, I might do it again in just a few minutes. I'll let you know.
2023-09-12 19:17:49 +0000 UTC View PostI look forward to the day when I can tell Bob I found someon..
I look forward to the day when I can tell Bob I found someone better than him. It's not looking good for me on that front, which, in some ways, is good. The sex is that amazing. I am at the age, though, where I would like to experience something more intense. However, I wonder if I would survive that because I barely survive the orgasms Bob is pumping out of me. Just thinking out loud. Bob is going to be hard to get rid of. He has taken to fucking with Scott's head, and that pushes my button in all the right ways. Not sure I could ever give that up.
I had some weird shit going on with my head. So I went to the doctor. I had an ear infection, a sinus infection, and something else. All at once. Who does that? Apparently, I do. I'm fine. Wait...I'm fucking up here, missing a good opportunity. No, I'm not okay. Tip me all of your money, or I will never survive this! Wait...I need an operation so send me even more money. Did I tell you my dog caught what I have and now needs surgery, too? One of them probably does, so tip me even more money. I'll be waiting.
I answer my DM's as fast as possible, but I'm not sitting around the desktop 24/7, and the odds of having my phone on me are about zero. There are no personal responses to be made on a fucking phone tap pad. So, if I don't respond and the system shows me on, it's because I didn't close the window and walked away. I don't ignore anyone.
Why don't I use a phone? First, I leave it on the charger more than I carry it. I'm not a huge phone person. I have the latest, greatest phone...but it collects dust on my shelf. Second, it feels so impersonal, so I will only answer on it if I have to. Sure, a phone is handy at times. But I know my area, so no GPS is required, and I'm never in that big of a hurry to Google things. I will if I need to, but that is rare. Truthfully, phone call-wise, I don't have that many people to talk to.
The ride home was the best part of the night. Scott drove, a..
The ride home was the best part of the night. Scott drove, and Bob pumped my asshole with his cock. I came so hard minutes into it I accidentally told him I loved him. I'm not sure how Scott feels about that. Scott hasn't said anything, but I think it's because it's awkward for him. It's cum love, though. At the time, it probably sounded like I meant it. I'm pretty sure I said, "I love you so much," while he was slipping the massive head of his cock into my colon. I'm okay with that. At that moment, I did love him. At this moment, he's reverted to being an asshole with a magic cock. You have these things in life. I can't help myself. How could I? His cock was slipping into my rectum, lubed from sperm that Scott's balls pumped in me an hour before. Plus, he was fingering my cunt at the same time. That's an explosive combination for me. To make things even more volatile, Bob was shit-talking Scott while he had his dick inside me, widening my hole to fit his dick. I'm sure the whole ride home was tough for Scott. Being talked down to by a guy who has your wife's colon impaled on the end of his dick is one thing. But having him pump her so properly that she tells him she loves him in front of you without any shame has got to sting. To make it more harsh, Bob said things like, "No wonder she can't cum with you. Your dick is so small I can't even tell you fucked her ass" Bob would pull his dick out of my ass and spread my cheeks and look into my gaped black hole of an asshole and say, "You should see what I did to your wife's asshole so you always know what it looks like after I fuck her." The harshest was, "You know why she tells me she loves me? Because I can make her cum like I did, and you can't." Then Bob asked Scott if it was hard knowing he could take me from him anytime he wanted to. He asked him if that kept him up at night. Scott refused to answer. All that was way too much for me, and I orgasmed again, but this time so hard that I think it mentally impaired me for probably half an hour. Anything he did was heaven. And he did some things. Then he went to town on my ass with his dick and dumped his sperm in my asshole. But he wasn't done with me or Scott yet. He kept fingering it and slipping his jizzy slimy finger into my mouth, and I loved it. Then, in one final insult, he dipped his finger inside my ass, put it under Scott's nose, and asked him if he could smell his dick on it. He tried to put it in his mouth, but Scott turned away. I wish he would have licked the cum off of Bob's finger, that would have been amazingly hot, but I get it. I'm sure it's tough to be another man's sissy bitch, especially in front of your wife. Even if he knows it turns me on. What I didn't know because I was in the back with Bob's finger in my cummy asshole is Scott pumped a load into his pants. I saw it when he got out of the car after we dropped Bob off at his car. He had grey pants on. It was impossible to hide the large wet spot. I made him cum clean about exactly when he came. He said he was hard the entire ride, but when Bob asked him if taking me from him whenever he wanted, he couldn't stop it from happening. I asked him if it was a good cum. He said it was the best sex he ever had. I was like, wow. Nobody even touched him. What a fucking cuck! The best ever! We have to do this again. Like immediately!
2023-09-11 21:53:04 +0000 UTC View PostI leaked about a coffee cup full of sperm on a couch Saturda..
I leaked about a coffee cup full of sperm on a couch Saturday night. Two guys pumped cum in me one after another. It was a swinger party disguised as a "Hotwife" party. It didn't go very well, as these things tend to do. To much drama and pettiness to make it worth it. There were about 20 people at what I used to call "House Parties" back in the day. I have been to these parties where they were so big they ended up being "Hotel Parties" with entire floors and conference rooms rented out. Those were fun. Saturday night...not so much. In my mind, the perfect "House Party" is where I end up with a hot chick, a hot guy, and we fuck until we can't fuck anymore. I ended up with Bob, Scott, and a couple of husbands who may or may not have had permission to put their dick inside me. My guess is permission was not granted. This party was a very tame event. My guess would be I was the only chick who got some strange dick inside her at this so-called "Hotwife Party."
The house was large, so it wasn't overly crowded. It was a slow night. So slow that by the time 10 p.m. hit, I was ready to go home. But Bob was prepared to fuck, and Scott was up for it as well. So we went into another family room, and I started blowing the both of them. That drew a few people to watch. Then, another guy asked if he could join, and I said yes. After he put his dick in my mouth, a second guy asked, and I switched to blowing him. Neither of those two could get a hard dick. Scott and Bob were hard like steel. Scott was quite a bit larger than both of them, and Bob made them all look tiny. We fucked. Scott and Bob fucked. The other two just got blowjobs and soft-dick handjobs. I would have fucked them both, but their dicks were way too mushy and soft to push into anything, much less my pussy or ass. So we ended up in a sandwich with Bob under me in my cunt and Scott on top in my ass, and they pumped me until they both came. Scott first. After he pulled out of my ass, we rolled over so Scott's sperm wouldn't get all over Bob, and he fucked me missionary until he pumped jizz into me. He pulled out, and I leaked Bob's cum all over their fabric sofa, so good luck with that. Not to mention the nut leaking out of my ass from Scott's ass fucking. The other two guys just faded away with their soft dicks. I didn't see either one for the rest of the night. It got awkward afterward because the other so-called "Hotwives" didn't seem to approve of my behavior. None of them would even look at me, much less talk to me. It was a swinger party, for fucks sake. It's what you do at a swinger party. Maybe they didn't know that. Now they do. Plus, and this is a pro tip, never leave fabric seating uncovered at a swinger party. You can't put bleach on fabric. Now they know that as well.
I have been to hundreds of swinger parties in my time. They were and still can be a ton of fun. This was the first swinger party I attended where nobody got topless. Until I got naked in preparation for going airtight...everyone remained fully clothed. What a bummer party that was. All posers, fakes, wannabees. They were all so worried about appearances and telling me about content shoots they attended that they forgot why they were there. I didn't come to look at your wardrobe. I could give a fuck about that. Let's get those tits out, dicks out, and get things rolling, dammit! The best part of the night was the ride there and the ride home. I'll tell you about it later.
