Just some pleasant pics of my huge clit. I thought they came..
Just some pleasant pics of my huge clit. I thought they came out well. Let me know what you think.
2023-10-27 23:43:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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Went on my date today. Talked him into taking his dick out, ..
Went on my date today. Talked him into taking his dick out, and all was going well until it didn't. It sure started well. The cute little fella was hard as a little rock, but then it went completely soft and stayed that way. He blamed it on bp medication. Sure...if you say so. It was nerves. He was so worried I was going to crack jokes about his little dick, which is something I didn't do but wanted to so badly, that he just couldn't keep it up. He did cum. I was doing the two-finger stroke on his tiny little soft willy, and sperm just poured out. I've seen guys do that before. Cum with soft dicks. It's not super common but not unheard of. At least he got off. I didn't. He actually started getting snippy with me about it. And..as if the gods of sex were listening, Bob texted. So I got him dressed and rushed him out. He was yapping away about something, but I wasn't paying attention. As soon as he got crappy about his dick being soft, I lost complete and total interest in him. He asked me if I had someone else coming over, and I said yes. No point in lying about it. His dick certainly wasn't going to get it done, so why not move in the tried and true dick immediately. I heard him say, "Once a whore, always a whore." I just nodded my head in agreement, kissed him on the cheek, and said, "Good seeing you, hope life works out for you. Bye." and closed the door. He knocked on the door, and I let the dogs in from the back room, and he left immediately. I had to put them back there because they didn't like him. Which is weird...they like everyone I introduce to them. Except him. He must be a super secret creep or something. They say dogs can sniff that right out. Oh well. These three pics are from Bob absolutely resizing my holes. He fucked my ass and my pussy. He finished in the pussy, though. Just all-around great fucking sex. So good I want to do it again right now. I mean that. Right fucking now. Dammit, it makes me squirm in my chair thinking about the O's I had with Bob today. Forgot all about dipshit until I sat down here tonight to tell you about it. Anyway, I got more for you in just a bit. I think they came out pretty good but you decide.
2023-10-27 23:29:23 +0000 UTC View PostIf my life flashed before my eyes, I hope all I would see ar..
If my life flashed before my eyes, I hope all I would see are dicks and balls. Just saying.
I was talking with Paul this morning. He is so gay now. How does that happen? He used to be such a man. Can't a guy be gay without changing his tone and voice inflection? I have no patience for a man who can't act like a man...even if he's gay. I already have a pussy...I don't need another one. Unless it's got tits and a tight body to go along with it, I could use another one of those. Just saying.
Daytona Beach has angry crackheads. They wander around high and want to fight everyone. They are so angry they even attack the street signs. Put the crack pipe down and step away from the light pole you're punching there, Crackie Chan, before you hurt yourself. It's as if huffing orange spray paint wasn't bad enough. These folks are flopping around the streets, headbutting buildings. Maybe insane asylums weren't such a bad idea after all. But...you have to admire their work ethic. Even in their delusional state, they still find a way to get enough money to get that next fix every damn day.
I have a date today with an ex-boyfriend. I dumped him. He w..
I have a date today with an ex-boyfriend. I dumped him. He was good-looking 10 years ago. He seems to be that way now. The problem is he has a tiny dick. Like 3, possibly 4 inches hard, but that's not the issue. It's impossibly thin. Like finger thin. I can't even feel him in my asshole. But still, I can work with that if he would work with me. I need him to be into little dick humiliation. I could really get into some of that in a hard way. The thought of having a guy with such a ridiculously small cock and the mental humiliation and abuse I could put him through would be delicious. The thing is, I tried this with him a decade ago. He couldn't get hard. He took Viagra, and it didn't work. He couldn't face the truth that he not only had a short dick, but it was a stubby pencil dick. Almost like a cartoon. Again...I don't care about that, but I need some help here. Who cares if you have a tiny dick? Let's use what we have and have some fun. It's sex. I'm going to make you cum, so enjoy it. I want to cum as well, and if I need the mental aspect because your dick won't do it alone...then work with me here. I will flick it with my finger like a bug because it's so tiny. Sure, I will give it a two-finger handjob and laugh at it. Without a doubt, I'll ask you if it's in yet. But...and this is a big but...I'm going to be soaking wet and ready to cum while I'm doing it. So get your little dick together, leave your ego at the door, and let's see if your tiny little dick can shoot a big boy-sized load of cum in me. I will let you know how that turns out.
You are too old. I hear that a lot. Like, I'm supposed to stop wanting to fuck because I'm in my 50's. Look, I don't mind getting older...it's my body that is taking it poorly. Except my pussy. My pussy has kicked into turbo mode. It's unbelievable how much it wants to be used like a Fleshlight daily. That's the best part of getting older. I mean, I was horny my whole life but now...I'm horny on blast mode.
Storm Trooper tits...they never get old. I wore this costume..
Storm Trooper tits...they never get old. I wore this costume for the first time 12 years ago. It's a little worse for wear and cumming apart at the seams, but I managed to tape it back together and get it on. So here you go. Just a few. I'm limited in what I can do in it.
Last two days. I watched someone's kid. Enough said.
I am feeling like I need to cheat on Scott today. I need to find someone he doesn't know about. Slip his dick inside of me, jerk his dick off with my pussy, and carry his sperm around in my guts for the day. I won't tell Scott. I'll just sit with him, feeling another man's cum swimming in my belly. When I feel the other man's sperm sliding out of me into my shorts, I'll tell Scott that I love him. Only I'll know that I opened my legs for this man, let him into my body, let him breed me. Then I'll go home and pretend it was just another day. And now...I need to rub one out. I don't know why that scenario turns me on, but it does in a big way. I need to make that happen. Any volunteers?
Look. I get it. But what is that saying? Life is hard...buy a helmet. For fucks sake, not everything goes with a hitch. I have indeed fucked up more shit than anyone could possibly fix. Crap happens. People say stupid stuff. Money runs out. Pets shit on the floor, and none of life's messes clean themselves up. Here's a bucket...the mops over there.
I have found that most of my cohorts who post porn online are in love with something 6 inches long and two inches wide. You know...dollar bills. If only they were 8 inches long and 3 inches wide, and if used wisely, you can turn yourself into cum dump with them...I'd be right there with them. I would spend those 8 inches without hesitation.
Tits, tits, and more tits. Look, I do some weird shit. Not j..
Tits, tits, and more tits. Look, I do some weird shit. Not just with dicks. I sit around the house and practice things that most sane people wouldn't even think about. Why? Because I like to do weird shit. So here you go. I present weird tit dancing for your viewing pleasure. I need to get some dick and quick.
Side note. I finally got around to fixing bt34gg.com, and the new password is
bthalloween23!
Copy and paste that in the password, no username required, and you are in. I put a new video in there, and I'll try to upload new videos several times a week. For those who don't know, these are the videos I can't put here because of the changes in the new release requirements a year ago.
Here are some pics I took when I used to do it all myself. C..
Here are some pics I took when I used to do it all myself. Camera timers, Bluetooth triggers, tripods, all the crap. To much work. It took all the fun out of it. Now I look forward to taking pics. Pose, shoot, upload, see how they do. The better they do, and I'm not going to lie here, the hornier I get. I get wet when I know dicks get hard looking at me. Why wouldn't I? I have always been into being watched. I'll never forget the time I was fucking some guy way back when I was in school, and his friend watched, horrified. I swallowed his cum for the sole purpose of letting his friend see me do it. I thought the watcher was going to pass out. I, on the other hand, almost passed out from cumming, and the only thing I was doing was fingering myself while he watched. My point? Being observed is a lifelong pleasure of mine.
2023-10-25 13:22:25 +0000 UTC View PostThere is a video that goes with that last set of pics. And h..
There is a video that goes with that last set of pics. And here that video is. Let me know what you think. It's old, like 8 years ago. I don't think it's actively up anywhere, though, but I could be wrong.
Mandy. What's up with her? Well...who knows? She's painfully attractive in the oddest ways. She also might be a serial killer. So if I end up on the side of the road in a Hefty Bag...you know what happened. I'm just kidding. I'm just saying I wouldn't leave her alone with my dogs. That's how these things start. But again, she is so beautiful, which seems to make everything else that comes with her all good. I am still pinching myself every time I lick that perfect pussy of hers just to make sure I'm not dreaming. But, as someone asked earlier. Her pussy eating skills are hovering around the subpar level. Her fingering skills are not much better. The $100 nails/claws she has done every week don't help. It's okay. She's getting more fun to hang around with, and the truth is eating her clean is all I want to do. I do get off. I use my vibrator, and she uses a dildo and occasionally licks my clit. It gets the job done. I think she would ask to move in with me if she wasn't loaded. But...there is no way she will slum it with me. I don't have a maid.
Look, I take no pleasure in reporting this. Well, maybe a little bit. The people down the street who said I was running a whore house disguised as a porn studio have both been carted away today by the cops. She punched him, and he was so high on something that he swung at the cops. Cue the NFL highlight music as Brooke Tyler moves in for the moral win. It's funny. I never pictured this for them. They seemed so, I don't know, high up on the "Im superior" food chain. From now on, their new nickname shall be "The Convicts."
Do you want to know why I don't get in trouble like my hypocritical neighbors? I've thunk this here predicament out, said in a heavy southern drawl. Because I like to fuck. I don't fuck for a paycheck, and no drugs or trickery is required. I'm probably the one trying to get in your pants to begin with. I'm getting off track. Let's get back to the moral high ground here. Would I suck a guy's cock to pay the rent? If he was a hot hunk of man meat...you bet your ass I would. Because I like to fuck. But I don't rent, and I don't get myself into those types of situations. When I would do something questionable, I thought it through to avoid getting in trouble with Johnny Law. And it worked. Why? Because I was sober. As a closing thought...sucking a hot hunk of man meat cock for rent does sound tempting. I need to check into this fuck the landlord situation. I'm just saying.
The proper office attire is always a key to suckcess. I know..
The proper office attire is always a key to suckcess. I know that's spelled wrong. Someone will call me out on it! Anyway...no point in BSing you. I am kid sitting today, and I can't make new stuff, so you get old stuff. I know..cut me a break, though. The odds of you seeing content that isn't 10 minutes old or less is pretty slim. Today is one of those slim days! Besides, I thought these looked pretty good. I'm going to look and see if I still have this dress!
2023-10-24 19:34:16 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what would be good today? A good fuck. That woul..
Do you know what would be good today? A good fuck. That would be good. I don't think I'm going to get it. But I'm going to try. I can almost picture the perfect dick sliding in me. It's making me wet and slimy in the pussy, thinking about it. But I have to find this dick, and it's a Tuesday. Not a popular day for finding dick. But never say never. The day is early yet.
Brooke, you have great power over men and know how to use it! I hear that from time to time. The only thing I know about having great power is the enormous fucking electric bill I get from using it. Thats it. Power over men. Men give you power. You don't have to ask for it, take it, or even want it. They want you to have it. Actually, it's their dick that wants you to have it, and the dick gets what the dick wants. I know this dilemma well. I am the same with Bob's dick. It literally owns me. As long as it makes me cum the way it does...I belong to Bob's cock. And I'm very okay with that.
Where is Bob? He's still trying to see if anything bad is heading his way from being spotted with me by people he works with. He's texted me. He said next week. I hope so. The worst-case scenario is he gets caught, becomes a slobbering apologetic wimp, and agrees to counseling. I'll never see him again. Best case, if he gets caught, the wife dumps him, and I get to spend more time with his magical penis. Come on, worst case...momma needs her guts mixed up on the regular!
I am feeling super MILFy this morning. I don't know why, but..
I am feeling super MILFy this morning. I don't know why, but I have been thinking about bending over for an 18 yr old and letting him use my ass as a playground for his dick. It's not what you think. There is something that is hitting home in being "taken," and I do mean "taken" and fucked stupid by an 18 yr old. He would be so good that I have to obey his every wish. I know. Weird...and the odds of finding such a unicorn of an 18 yr old almost zero, but that's probably why they call it a fantasy. But just the thought of being told to lift my dress, bend over, and feel his cock widen my asshole with no ability to refuse him makes me slimy wet down below. Again, I know the odds are stacked way against this happening. Even if I did find a stud of an 18 yr old the second the head of his dick touched my asshole, his balls would empty. I'd be a spermy mess before we even started. But truthfully, even that sounds good. Again, I don't know why, it just does. So I thought I would dress accordingly in the MILFy, I want to fuck your mom kind of way today. I have a lot of running around today, so this outfit will see some solid action today. See how it goes over out in town.
Scott is still processing this past weekend. He said he had cum to a conclusion. I said a conclusion is the part you get to when you get tired of thinking, but go on. He said he would get back to me.
Everyone wants me to boycott some company for one reason or another. I don't have the time. Plus, I'm already boycotting any company selling products I can't afford. Just saying.
So I went looking for dick in my Jeep. I didn't score any co..
So I went looking for dick in my Jeep. I didn't score any cock. It happens. I even went to Publix to prowl around. You would be surprised as to who you can find in a grocery store. But Publix was a dud for sure today. So it has become officially no dick Sunday. I hoped to cap off Biketoberfest with one more dick added to the roster. No luck. So you get these pics to look at instead of my pussy dripping jizz. Sorry about that.
I could have fucked Scott, but he ticked me off when he went home yesterday. He thought I was out of this guy's league. Batting down, so to speak. The only one batting down yesterday was Scott. This guy's dick was so much bigger than his that it made Scott's dick look like a baby carrot. Who cares if he didn't work out? Who cares if he isn't a Bradd Pitt lookalike? He has an enormous penis, and when a girl wants to be resized...that's all that counts. The one thing I am envious of guys is they don't have to have the whole package. Just that one huge package will turn all the other shortcomings into wins. A good dick will hide a beer belly instantly. I'm just saying. So, in the end, my buddy from yesterday got to pump a load of ball slime in my stomach, and Scott got to pump nothing but his hand on the toilet by his lonesome. So, who really won this race? Not Scott.
I did go out with Mandy the other night. She looked amazing. She tasted amazing. She even cracked a few jokes. Maybe she's coming around from all this "cumming" she's been doing. It felt more normal hanging around with her. That's a good thing. Sometimes I can't believe I'm eating pussy that belongs to such a stunning woman. I wouldn't mind continuing with that. Funny thing how someone's looks can melt you. I know she melts my cunt the second I see her. I can see the way the guys look at her as well. I'm a bit envious. I wish I had stunning looks the way she does. I would run the damn world!...said with an evil villain laugh. Doesn't matter...I'm eating her pussy, so that's a check in the win column for me. I have asked her if she is fucking anyone else, and I have clarified that I'm okay with that, but she says no. I wonder, though. Why would she drive all the way from Orlando sometimes weekly to get her box munched out? She could indeed find some hot ass in Orlando, and I know she's married, so she must be getting dick from her husband. She says no....but I'm not convinced. It sounds like I care...I don't. I think it would be awesome to share breeding details with her. I would love to go on a week-long vacation with her and chase some dick with her. I don't think she will go for it.
So, I'm heading out early the Jeep to see what I can find bu..
So, I'm heading out early the Jeep to see what I can find but just a quick update for you. I'll get you more when I get home!
2023-10-22 21:55:42 +0000 UTC View PostI ate some cum last night. Scott asked me not to, but there ..
I ate some cum last night. Scott asked me not to, but there was a big dick involved, and I couldn't help myself. He wasn't a stud, he wasn't fit. If ever there was an average-looking Joe with a severe case of the Dad bods...it was him. But he had a big fucking dick. How did I know? He showed me pictures of it, and I couldn't get it out of my head, so I gave him head. His friends watched. Scott was embarrassed and decided to go home. I wasn't embarrassed one bit. I wanted to see his dick. I just told him to go home if he didn't like it. And he did. Look, it was a sealed deal. As soon as he showed me the picture, I had to touch it. He said 12 inches, but I'm going to go with 10. It was one of the more enormous dicks I have held in my lifetime, and that's saying something.
So, how did this cum about? Typing it out makes it seem complicated, but it really wasn't. I ran into this guy and his friends at the The Station. They approached me and asked me if I was "Brooke." I confirmed, and they talked with me for a bit. They bragged about their one friend having a massive dick made for porn, and they convinced him to show me a photo of it on his phone. And...once I saw it, I was all in. Sure, he was chubby. He wasn't hot, and none of that mattered because but fuck if his dick wasn't the bomb. I asked if I could see it up close and personal... to make sure he wasn't showing me someone else's dick. I knew he wasn't, but it seemed a good way to convince him. He was parked across the street from the Boothill in the dirt lot, and we wandered over there. We opened his door front and back, and his friends blocked the view from the side. He pulled his shorts down, sat on his truck seat, and boom, there it was. It was soft, but still, it was bigger than most of your dicks at full hard. I grabbed, stroked, and sucked it, and it got super long, fat, and heavy. It didn't even stand up when it was hard because it was so heavy it just hung low. His balls were off-putting, but the dick was unbelievably sexy as fuck. It was too big to suck, so I stroked it for a few minutes, and he asked me to stop because he was going to cum. So I put the head in my mouth as far as possible and sucked those long hangy testicles empty. I played the porn game and showed his friends the sperm he fed me before swallowing it. Everyone got super quiet for a few seconds. Then I got the applause and hoots and hollering. Scott was gone, so I hung out with them for the rest of the evening. It was fun.
Yes, I would have put his dick inside me as I would have liked to let his dick rearrange my insides as it pleased, but he didn't take the invite. He is from Titusville, which isn't far away, so I punched my number in his phone and haven't heard a word. Is he married? He said no, but I think maybe he is. Either way, he got what he wanted, and I got what I wanted. Well...I wanted more, but I'll take what I can get. Who knows, maybe he will call. Do I have videos of it? Yes, I do. His buddies videoed the whole thing. Can I put them on here? No. I don't have anything even remotely considered a release. Maybe they will post them somewhere. We can only hope!
Not sure what this post is all about. I just liked the outfi..
Not sure what this post is all about. I just liked the outfit.
2023-10-20 16:44:12 +0000 UTC View PostMandy will be getting her pussy eaten today. I can almost sm..
Mandy will be getting her pussy eaten today. I can almost smell that magical cunt right now. Ay, yay, yay....her scent. I'm addicted to it. She wants to see Biketoberfest. Sure thing. I'll drive her around a bit, then eat her like I'm licking a yogurt bowl clean. Fun fact about Mandy. She still has a fucking waterbed. Who has a waterbed? Can you even buy one anymore, and if so, where? What if you fill it with spring water...does it make it more bouncy? Waterbed...I don't know what to say about that. I remember when everyone had one. You sloshed around like you were on a pool floaty. I'd probably divorce her just for that. I don't think she and her husband sleep together. I'll have to ask her. Waterbed. Wtf?
I want you to keep this in mind. Someone was complaining the escalator broke down at the Airport. It was like the end of the world for her. Yes, she's a bit out of shape. I love her to death, but she is wider than she is tall. She kept on about it, so I finally said, "Escalators never break down...they just turn into stairs." She didn't get it.
Some idiot sent me an inspirational meme that reads, "Dream carefully because dreams come true." Oh yeah? Well then, where's my beautiful penis I keep dreaming I have? Every morning I wake up and look at nothing but pussy. I'm not complaining about that, but I wouldn't mind waking up to a dick attached right above the box. I don't know where I want the balls yet. I'll have to measure. Maybe that's asking for too much. So what about the perfect stud with no mouth and the most amazing 2-foot cock I've been dreaming about? Where's he at? Instead, Ryan knocks on the door and won't quit whining about why he's the perfect man for me. His 6-inch dick works pretty well, so it's not all complaints. So...the whole if you dream it, it shall be thing has been thoroughly debunked as a con game.
Man...people were drinking like a fish last night. Alcohol is the perfect dissolvent. And...for a very low price, you too can own a bottle. Use it to dissolve marriages, careers, families, and just about anything you need it to. Oh, man. I'm getting high and mighty again. I've ruined more marriages with my pussy, including mine than most people have with a bottle of booze. I should probably just take my wandering pussy and just shut up.
Just getting loosey goosey before hitting Main St today 😜👍
Just getting loosey goosey before hitting Main St today 😜👍
2023-10-19 14:17:08 +0000 UTC View PostDid you ever rub one out and have your hand fall asleep? I d..
Did you ever rub one out and have your hand fall asleep? I did. It's like the ultimate rejection right there. Just saying.
I had porn on my phone, and a friend who lives on my street saw it. She got all red in the face. She said she never watches porn. I said, "You're a liar." She kept denying it, and I kept calling her on it. Finally, she admitted she watched IR porn. Then she asked me why I was smiling when looking at the porn on my phone. I said because I know I could handle a dick better than the chick in the porn. She asked me how I knew. I explained the chick in the porn is there for a paycheck. I'm there because I like the dick. That made her blush even more.
I watched a hot, ridiculously hot chick on the news talk about how world leaders need to "Think outside the box." After she said that, I could only think about how I'd like to "Think inside her box." Oh, to be gay again with her...if only for 30 minutes...what I would give.
Do you want the sad truth about porn chicks, IG models, all that crap? They treat men like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they generate little interest for them. I'm sure there are some super studly and hung-rich guys somewhere. But there are super studly and hung guys who aren't rich just about everywhere. So why limit the pool of available dick? Not wealthy guys...it's not a demographic I'm willing to give up. If I married some guy for his money and had to be faithful, it would destroy my sex life. For what? A big house? I don't think so. My 1500 square foot block house is plenty big enough, and I don't have to be faithful to keep it. I would never have found Bob or any of the other guys that are currently slipping their dicks into me. You can keep the big house. Plus, the rich guy knows the chick is there for the money, which must be stressful for everyone. Fuck that. I'll keep the available big dick and enjoy my sex life. Look at me acting all high and mighty. Look, I'm not saying I wouldn't slip a billion-dollar dick in my holes if it's worthy...I would. But it wouldn't be for the money because his dick would be the payday. But if he wants to buy me a 200 ft yacht and not get mad when I fuck the crew...that would be good.
Heres boat load of pics for you. Bob came over last night. I..
Heres boat load of pics for you. Bob came over last night. I sucked his dick while he was on the phone with his wife, who came home this morning. He tried to get me to stop, but once I locked lips on the head of his cock, I wasn't going anywhere until it fed me sperm. Which it did. After he hung up. I really wanted him to cum while he was talking to her. Something about having another woman's man empty the contents of his testicles into me while she's talking to him, clueless about where his dick is, makes me drool from the pussy. But he hung up, held my head, fucked my mouth, and pumped his cum into my stomach.
I have tried to count how many times Bob has ejaculated in my guts one way or another over the last 4 days. I can count 9 times. I wish it were more. Is the count important to me? No, not really. It's just sexy as fuck knowing a mid-30s stud uses me for a cum dump. I guess that's supposed to be degrading. I don't know why that is, but I didn't get that memo until it was too late because I love it. I think about it all the time. I like it when he pumps me full and leaves while his sperm is still running out of me. I will shut up about it now because if I keep talking about it, I'll end up fingering myself, and I don't have the time right now.
All at once, multiple people wanted to know if I could do my video calls while in the gym. Yes, yes, I can. Happy to flex and fuck for you 🍆💪🏻
Please, for all that is good....quit asking me to send videos and pics. Just send them...you don't have to ask! I hate explaining this repeatedly for the 1000th time. Of course, I want to see your dick. I want to see everyone's dick. If I was a dude, I want to see your pussy. I'm not. I'm a chick. So dicks are my thing. All those ding dongs that get bent out of shape over a dick pic are either dudes pretending to be chicks or chicks that don't like sex. Why do I say this? Because if they really were into sex the way they proclaim to be...then just like me, they would be looking at dicks 24/7. I follow like 30 accounts on X/Twitter that have nothing but dick pics. Why? So I can see the dicks. Why do I want to see them? Because I want them to be inside me, touching things my fingers won't reach. It's really that simple. Plus, dick videos, especially cum shots, get me going. I use them like sexual energy shots. I'm not kidding about that. So send your damn videos and pics and quit asking, dammit!
Let's kick this morning off with some serious tits, some pre..
Let's kick this morning off with some serious tits, some pretty good clit, and definitely some muscle. If you had your dick here...it would be in a serious hurt...just saying.
2023-10-18 11:24:06 +0000 UTC View PostIn February, I'll be 57. Today I drained a cock that has onl..
In February, I'll be 57. Today I drained a cock that has only been on this earth for 23 years. This penis didn't exist when I was thirty-four. Twenty-three years later, it was pumping sperm into my guts via my asshole. The owner of that cock basically passed out when he came in my guts. He fucked my ass while I lay on my side. I stared at him the entire time. His expressions ranged from shock to confusion. When I reached under and massaged his balls, he looked bewildered and forgot to breathe. He didn't breathe the entire time that his balls desperately tried to get every drop of cum pushed into me. Then he collapsed on top of me and jerked around like he was having a seizure. I tried not to laugh, but I couldn't help it. Then he didn't move. I was getting worried, but he sat up suddenly, looking like he didn't know where he was. Then he looked down and saw his sperm drooling out of my ass and pooling up on my thigh, and the dummy gagged. I said, "What? You did it. It's your cum, Tony." He had to compose himself, and then he started apologizing. No need. I remember when I would see things for the first time, like anal sex, and my stomach would turn. Then...I'd think about it, watch it again, then think about it some more...and before I knew it, I was sticking vibrators in my ass to find out what this was all about. This was Tony's first real anal creampie, and apparently, it was really, I mean really, good. Like I said, he damn near passed out. So he gets a pass on the drooling ass sperm gagging. Some of you would give your right arm to lick me clean. He'll catch up shortly.
Tony made my day. I took a dumb kid and fucked him stupid. He will remember this draining for the rest of his life. He won't find anyone his age that would make his cock feel what I make it feel. I loved looking at his expressions. I would squeeze his cock with my asshole to watch him suck in a deep breath each time I did. I am going to take my time with Tony and teach him right. When he is ready to find that special someone...he will be able to fuck her pussy more than properly. He will know exactly what to do and how to do it. She can send me a thank-you card for my troubles. Being honest. Putting a 23-year-old cock in my ass is wildly exhilarating to me. The mental aspect of letting a 23-year-old breed my ass and give me the cock I need is too good to resist. No, I didn't cum. At least not while he was there. I did 5 minutes after he left, though, and it was stupid good. I just kept picturing his facial expression when he started cumming inside me. It makes me all warm and fuzzy thinking about it.
The ever-popular purple "🍆peter" eater outfit. It definitely..
The ever-popular purple "🍆peter" eater outfit. It definitely eats a hard peter and spits it out soft.
I'll get into both Bob and Ryan a bit later today.
I had a light fixture keep turning on and off, and the bulbs were blowing. So, I ordered another light fixture. I put it in myself. I think it would shock most of you at how incompetent I am as an electrician. Just saying.
I wasn't invited to a party. The reason was that I make other people uncomfortable with the way I dress and the things I say. Let me make this simple. I want to be invited, but I don't want to go. I'm not going to get laid there. There are no single guys, and I would be like one of 2 single girls. Plus, I hit on some of the husbands, so I can see how that makes some women uncomfortable. Especially the older ones who have let life turn them into frumpy balls of cellulite. They know if they lose what they have...they aren't getting another one. I don't want to take their husbands. I just want them to stick their dick in my guts, make me cum, pump some cum into me, and then back to their wives they go. Even so, that isn't much of a possibility, so it would be a boring event to attend. Hence my dilemma of wanting to be invited yet still not wanting to go. Who cares? Life has bigger things to worry about. Like, what time is Bob going to pump like he wants to grow a baby in me. Hopefully soon.
Big tits, huge clit, and muscles to boot. Pretty much the "p..
Big tits, huge clit, and muscles to boot. Pretty much the "package" you have been looking for. Not to toot my own horn, but I think your horn is rising to the occasion. Just saying.
What happened with Bob? He mind fucked himself. I think he thought he was invincible. It might as well have been a punch in the face the second he ran into people he knew with me. You will have these things if you cheat on your spouse long enough. I know. I know how to get caught cheating with the best of them...I'm so good at getting caught I don't even need any help. I can do it just fine all by myself. Bob, well, this is his first extramarital affair scare. Will he get caught? I doubt it. Does he care? Apparently, he does. I don't think it's about her. I think it's about the money and the mess. Do I care? Fuck no. Not one little tiny bit. I hope he does. Then maybe I will get more of his unbelievably beautiful cock.
I mean, I'm not rooting for him to get caught, but at the same time, my pussy is drooling over the thought of him feeding her on the regular. My pussy... she has no shame when it cums to getting what she wants. Anyway. I talked to Bob on the phone the same night he was seen by his co-workers with me. I explained to him it is what it is. It's out of his hands. So he might as well keep pumping his nut into my holes and see what happens. Sticking his dick in me a few more times isn't going to change whatever the outcome is. It's just sex. Fantastic sex, but still just sex. He saw the light. He ended up pumping three times yesterday. All in my house because he's terrified of going out anywhere anymore, but my place is best, so it's a win for me. I was going to his office today, but that's over with after his scare. So he's coming by after he gets off work. I haven't let Scott come home for 3 nights now. It should be 4 nights before Bob's wife gets home. I wonder what that's like? Having to stay out of the house for days while your wife begs another man to fill her innards with sperm. It must be nerve-wracking for him. I hope so. I am giving him the good old cuckold anxiety in extreme measures. I'm not even answering his phone calls. I just text him and tell him not to come home. It feels good when I hit send. Makes me horny. I'm a terribly mean wife. I like it.
A little in between, make a post thing here. I was sitting a..
A little in between, make a post thing here. I was sitting around and decided this week is Tits, Clits, and Muscles week. I mean, everyone else gets a week. I figured I should have my own week as well.
2023-10-16 16:05:14 +0000 UTC View PostJust one of those morning. Up and at em so to speak. Watched..
Just one of those morning. Up and at em so to speak. Watched a chick on X riding a dick and this is what I ended up doing in response.
2023-10-16 12:56:38 +0000 UTC View PostIt's busy here in Daytona. I sucked Bob's dick in the Grandv..
It's busy here in Daytona. I sucked Bob's dick in the Grandview strip club last night. We also got asked to leave. Why is hypocritical because they are sucking dick back in the VIP rooms every two minutes. I guess I should have gone back there with him. Who am I kidding? They wouldn't let me take someone back because I don't work there. So, this makes for about the 5th time I have been asked to leave a strip club.
Bob is in trouble. It's not my doing. He wanted to go out to the club. People you never think will be there end up being there. Apparently, some people he works with were there, and there Bob was with me, kneeling under the table with his dick in my mouth. That was his idea. I told him I would love to do it, but it was a bad idea. He didn't care. Now he cares. He thinks his wife will find out. She might, but I think the odds are slim. The people who knew him didn't really know him. They just work at the same place. They certainly don't know his wife, so it's not like they will call her up and tell her they just saw her husband with his cock in some lady's throat. I guess they could tell the story to the people where he works, but if I were Bob, I'd just deny it. Simply say it wasn't me and move on without a care in the world. I doubt they have pictures. Strip clubs are fickle about people taking pictures. But he's worried about that. So much so he just went home last night. We were supposed to hit another club and finish the night off at my place. That obviously didn't happen. He seemed mad at me when he left last night. Like it was all my fault, and that's just stupid. Before arriving at my house, he chose last night's itinerary to take me out. We were there because that's where he wanted to take me. As I said, I warned him about running into people you know. Truthfully, I didn't place that much importance on the warning because I couldn't care less, but still, I did my part. When he kept daring me to suck his dick under the table, I warned him again. Sure, I wanted to suck his dick, and I'm glad I did. It was exciting, and it was fun. His dick was hard, so he can't deny he wasn't having fun himself. But that drew attention, and it caught the eye of several guys who work for the same company Bob does. They are probably cool dudes. They are hanging out at the strip club, so that can't be all that bad. They will probably high-five him and ask to party with him next time. That would be awesome for everyone.
See if Bob shows up today. He was supposed to, but I haven't heard from him. He must be reflecting on his life choices. My money is on he has scared his dick soft. Something I would have never thought possible until last night. The big pussy!
I wanted to show you the resizing Bob put on me. It feels so..
I wanted to show you the resizing Bob put on me. It feels so much more wrecked than it looks. When I say wrecked, I say that in the best of ways. It's incredible to be so "resized." I would love to fuck Ryan and laugh because his dick would seem so small and insignificant. It would destroy him that I would get absolutely no pleasure from his dick because of Bob. Sadly for Ryan, that really fucking turns me on. Scott would jump up and down for joy, the kinky fucker.
2023-10-14 16:09:11 +0000 UTC View PostWith Bob, my dignity isn't important when it cums to bringin..
With Bob, my dignity isn't important when it cums to bringing pleasure to his cock. It's hard to care about dignity when you are slurping up sperm that spilled from your asshole off the bedspread. The thing is, I'd rather be a hole for cocks than worry about my dignity. He pumped my asshole in the missionary position. It was incredible. I could see every expression on his face. Every time he pumped inside me, my pussy made this amazing sloshing sound. There was nothing in it. I was that wet. It was so hot. There is something crazy about having a man's cock inside your colon, where it doesn't belong, and where it's visibly moving your insides around that changes a girl. When the head of his dick hit so deep in my guts that it, all by itself, set off an unbelievable orgasm, you realize you are nothing more than a cum thirsty hole. And that's okay. I don't have to be anything else. Why should I fight it? The way I came with his dick in my ass last night was pure bliss. No drugs required, no alcohol required, just a solid two hours of orgasms. The most intense being the last one with his dick in my ass. Did it hurt? Hell yes, it did. His cock is stupid big. But oddly enough, my pain is his pleasure, and his pleasure becomes my orgasm. Make sense? Probably not, but again, who cares? It works for me. I know my place with Bob. Sucking the sperm out of his testicles with my asshole makes me feel complete. Does that sound bad? Like I'm weak? It probably does, but I think it's my instinct to serve cock. Probably not much I can do about it, nor would I want to. Last night was some of the most prolonged, strongest, most intense orgasms of my life. If being a cum dump living to serve cock achieves that...I'm super happy about it.
He went home around midnight last night. I wish he would have stayed. He is coming back this afternoon. Hopefully, he stays through the night. Maybe his wife will find someone and never come back home. Wishful thinking. I'm not going to lie about this. I am doing everything I can with all of my holes to make him want me more than his wife. I would love to have him all to myself.
My mouth was used like a pussy, I swallowed sperm, and now I..
My mouth was used like a pussy, I swallowed sperm, and now I'm waiting to be fucked into mental oblivion. Look at the size of my clit in these pics. It's massive and it is a true "chick-boner. My cunt is chomping at the bit for dick, and it will get it. Fuck. If you were to lick it with the tip of the head of my clit with your tongue...I would spray you down with girl jizz immediately. It's that fired up.
I visited Bob at work. I took the sperm from his testicles and placed it in my belly just as he asked. He held my face sideways on the edge of his desk, unzipped his pants, pulled out his wonderful penis, and fucked my mouth for five minutes. When he was ready to empty himself, he told me not to spill a drop. I clamped my lips down and drank sperm from the tip of his cock. I sucked his cock until it was soft and put it back in his pants for him, and zipped him back up. Then he told me to leave. So I left. And I left happy as fuck. I love that his only use for me is to drain his dick in my holes. The way he uses my body for the sole reason of pumping cum into me is somehow unbelievably intoxicating. Look at the size of my clit in those photos I just posted. It's hours later, and my clit is raging, massive, and ready to be touched by a dick. And Bob's dick will be feeling it tonight. He's a single man until Wednesday. My pussy, my mouth, my asshole, my entire body, will be available for his cock anytime it so wishes to penetrate me one way or the other. I have told Scott not to come home until Wednesday. I told Ryan to knock it off with the "I love you, I'd do anything for you!" routine and told both of them, "Don't call me, don't text me, don't stop by. I'll let you know if Bob allows you to contact me. Until then, find someone else." It went over pretty well with Scott. He seems happy for me. He really is an extraordinary husband. Ryan, what a little whiny bitch. I don't even consider him a boyfriend. Still, he thinks I should have some kind of loyalty to him. I don't know where that came from. If he wasn't so good-looking and Bob was a little more reliable...I'd dump Ryan fast. I know he left his wife and his kids for me. Now, he's living in a motel. He did all that on his own. When he stuck his dick in my guts, he thought I belonged to him. He was wrong. It was just his turn to stick his dick in me. It's someone else's turn now. His dick took him down a path I clearly warned him not to take. But, when Bob isn't around... and that can be a lot, Ryan is my next best dick. Especially when it cums to breeding my asshole. That is one area where he consistently wins the 1st prize. So, I'll keep him around. But it is getting hard to stomach all the lovey-dovey shit he does. It reminds me of a bad romantic comedy. Just makes me go "ew." He should just keep stretching my colon out and spraying it down with cum and nothing else. The world would be a happier place for both of us.
I have to prepare the house for Bob, so I'll catch up with you later!
If you think the clit is big now...wait until you see after ..
If you think the clit is big now...wait until you see after Bob gets done with it 🍆💦😜
2023-10-13 16:07:06 +0000 UTC View Post
