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I feel 100 percent. Need a dick in me, but that’s probably n..

I feel 100 percent. Need a dick in me, but that’s probably not going to happen today. Everyone is busy. I did rub one out this morning. But that isn’t going to cut it. I need something fat and long inside of me, trying to split me in two. You know what is funny? I have noticed when I’m horny, I sit wide-kneed. Legs spread like a dude. Go figure. Chalk that one up to Mother Nature. I know you guys don’t understand the need to have a cock inside of oneself, and I don’t expect you to. I mean, I get why you want to put your dick in me, but I have no idea what that urge to do so feels like. For me, when I have the urge to feel a dick in my holes, it’s like a gnawing in my belly. I need to feel a fleshy, stiff rod moving things around inside of me. It’s quite the urge. To the point I sometimes make bad choices to scratch that itch. The payoff of dealing with it is pretty good, though. If I have to wait to have sex…when I do…watch out. It’s going to be explosive. That’s where I’m right now. Hopefully, tomorrow will be the day I fulfill that urge. Fingers crossed.

I remember a joke from a while back that goes, ā€œEgyptian kids had no idea that one day their daddy would become a ā€œmummy.ā€ Talk about predicting the future. And no…I refuse to pretend biology doesn’t exist just so nobody’s feelings get hurt. As much as I would love to have a nine-inch sperm-chucking cock planted just above my clit…it isn’t going to happen. No matter how much I want everyone to believe it. The best I can do is keep pumping my clit full of Testosterone and hope it gets as big as humanly possible.

Whoever put the ā€œSā€ in ā€œFast-Foodā€ is a marketing genius. Some of you will have to really think about that one for it to make any sense.

What is the hardest part of riding a Scooter? Explaining to your parents that you are gay. Just kidding. Kind of.

How stupid do you have to be? All these women running around saying they want a guy who is ā€œsensitive, attentive, caring, good-looking and fit and can never find one. Why? Because all of those guys already have boyfriends. Plus, who wants a guy who cries more than I do? And I don’t cry all that much. I get the good-looking and fit part, but sometimes, that requirement is more of a hassle than it’s worth. Guys like that spend more time and money on getting themselves ready and on ā€œPersonal Products,ā€ which is just another term for makeup for men. I’m fucking ready to head out the door in 10 minutes or less. I want a guy who is willing to comb his hair in the truck and wash his hands when we get where we are going.

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Guys, trying to post some stuff but there is something going on that is causing and error so I'll try again in a bit.

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Here's a few clit pics for you, hopefully you like them and ..

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Just a quick check in, on my way to Orlando šŸ˜‰

Just a quick check in, on my way to Orlando šŸ˜‰

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Man, I turned down a visit with Rob’s dick because I wasn’t ..

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Man, I turned down a visit with Rob’s dick because I wasn’t sure if I was going to be good to fuck due to my cold and flu status. I wish I hadn’t. I’m good to go, and I know I’m back and ready to roll because my clit is in a constant state of chubby. It needs to feel the head of his dick pushing inside me. I texted him, but I haven’t heard back. I got my fingers crossed. If there was ever a time I could use his massive penis rooting around in my guts, it’s now.

When random guys tell me they have a big dick, and it happens more than you would think, I like to tell them, ā€œMine is bigger.ā€ It throws them off their game. A guy once replied to me that he wore size 14 shoes, and you know what they say about guys with big feet? I said, ā€œThey wear bigger socks?ā€ Instant game over, and player status was removed.

Professional victims abound these days. They feel entitled to say whatever they want and expect no pushback. I don’t know why they think that way. I was called unhealthy by a stranger who was an obvious visiting early bird for Bike Week because I was ā€œToo skinny.ā€ It isn’t natural to be thin like I am, especially with boobs my size. I was going to have back problems.ā€ I mean, thanks for the unsolicited medical advice and all of that but what the fuck? So, when I replied to this lady while glancing at her belly while she sat on a barstool, that it wasn’t healthy to be as wide as you are tall, she replied it was her natural healthy weight. Being heavy runs in her family. To which I replied, ā€œYou’re not heavy because it runs in the family; you're heavy because nobody runs in your family.ā€ And it went downhill from there. I should really learn to shut up.

Look, I know. It’s not nice to say things about people's weight. But that goes in both directions. I could have been the bigger person and just smiled at her. The thing is, I never met her before, and for some reason, the privilege she must feel to comment on my physical appearance in a lecturing kind of way just made me want to poke her in the eye. So, I did. Which kind of ruined both of our dinners. I’d be lying if I didn’t say ā€œWorth it!ā€

How do you get your man to do things? Let him put his dick in you. It’s that’s simple. Need the lawn mowed? Easy one. Mow the lawn, and you can slip it in me. Works for just about everything. Just saying. Pretty much a win-win for both parties. I never understood why chicks just cut the sex off. If there is one phrase that makes me nauseous the second, I hear it, it’s ā€œHe should love me for who I am, sex or no sex!ā€ Fuck I hate when they say that. It’s doubling down on stupid. Why would he love you for the sexless person you have become? Wait though…shouldn’t you love them for being the sexual person he is? Yes…you should. So shut up and stick his dick in one of your holes for fucks sake. If you give it a smidgen of effort, you might even learn to like it. If you really don’t want to fuck in any capacity, then start budgeting him a once-a-week happy-ending massage. It’s just like paying someone else to mow your lawn. The grass gets cut and everyone is happy in the end.

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Here we go. Feeling pretty go today. That’s a plus. Don’t th..

Here we go. Feeling pretty go today. That’s a plus. Don’t think I’ll fuck today, just to be sure, but I’m not saying I won’t jerk a guy off. I have an itch to rub a dick empty today. I can almost feel the stiffness of it in my hand as we speak. I can get Ryan over here today, and I can get Tony today. Tony is going to want to slip it in me. As much as I want to, I’m superstitious about these kinds of things. I feel like if I get a great fuck in, it’s going to prolong my recovery from this stupid cold. That doesn’t mean I can’t empty a set of testicles for someone, though. I know. What do I get out of jerking a guy off? Well, sometimes, a girl just wants to feel a cock in her hands. It doesn’t have to be in me, and I don’t have to cum. I just like holding it, rubbing it, making it cum. Dicks are addictive because they are so fascinating. I watch a lot of videos where all the guys do is masturbate and cum. The solo cum compilations are my favorite. This is a bit of an overshare, but I watch the cum shots, and I decide whether or not I would drink their sperm. If it’s just a loose, watery spit, most likely no. If it’s long ropes of jizz, yes. I can almost taste the jizz, and it makes my mouth water along with my pussy. Even if it's runny but a lot of it, I nod my head yes…I would eat that sperm. The thing is, most of the guys I’m watching are most likely gay and wouldn’t let me near their dicks. That doesn’t mean I can’t watch them jerk off, though.

I have decided against letting the guy who fucked me in the parking lot fuck me again. After Facetiming with him, I have found that, in my opinion, he has really let himself go. My first impression after seeing him on camera was that this wasn’t the same guy I had pumping cum in my pussy bent over the step rail of a truck. The last time I saw him, he was in his early 20s, had a high fade haircut, and was fit and trim. Last night, he was sporting a scraggly long untrimmed beard. His hair was the same but looked greasy, and if I had to guess, he put on 50 lbs. So much so that I went and looked at the few pictures I have of him and thought to myself, ā€œWow, that’s a drastic change in a few short years.ā€ Here's a pure Brooke Tyler opinion based on no fact whatsoever, but I think I may be correct. Life is too easy for a lot of people. They have whatever they want, and it all comes so easily. It takes away the drive, the motivation, the ambition. They end up like this guy. A mess. His days of knocking down pussy like a king, I fear, are over. Too much input, not enough output. Had he kept himself in good general appearance, I could probably let the weight gain slide, but it’s that sloppy, dirty, homeless appearance that’s dried my pussy right up. So, no parking lot fucking for him. Hopefully, I will find someone else to breed me standing up in a parking lot.

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That time I got fucked and properly bred in the parking lot ..

That time I got fucked and properly bred in the parking lot while his 3 friends watched. Does anyone remember that? I just heard from him. He's going to be in town for Bike Week next week. I think I should let him spray cum in my guts again...what do you think? Go for round 2? I should be all good to go by then anyway!

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Cop pulls me over, I suck the cum out his balls, I don’t get a ticket. It’s a win-win. He gets his ball emptied, and I get a belly full of blue sperm. I wish. I always had that fantasy of sucking the sperm out of a cop's balls via the head of his cock. I mean, I have sucked cum from a cop's dick before, but he wasn’t on duty at the time. I really would do it if the situation presented itself. Not to get out of the ticket, that’s an added bonus, but for the thrill of a cop slipping his dick in my throat and pumping himself empty during a traffic stop. Sadly, the situation has never presented itself. I don’t speed all that much, and it’s been like 15 or 20 years since I have been pulled over.

Rob wants to cum over and let me edge him. He’s a dumbass. He’ll get the crud as well. So, I watched him edge himself via Facetime. Now I’m a bit hornier than I was. I had to kick my husband out of the house. I don’t like him being around when I’m talking with Rob. He was okay with it. He went to Home Depot, and I watched Rob stroke his amazingly perfect cock for me. ā€œBeatsā€ nothing at all!

I am missing my swingers house party tonight. That sucks. I can’t go, I still have a cold. I must be getting better, though, because I keep thinking about rubbing one out. I got a case of the hornies. I was looking forward to it. It’s one of the few places I know I can eat some top-level pussy and get dick at the same time. Only one thing I don’t like. A lot of these folks have lots of money, and they try to impress me with it. Shh. Don’t talk. I could care less how much or how little you may have. I’m not here to discuss finances, nor will I be swayed into being your ā€œcouples play toyā€ because I get to stay in your house with white marble floors. I’m here to eat pussy, suck dick, get bred. But let us be honest. I like these house parties because of the wealthy clientele. The trophy wives are fun to lick from top to bottom. Some of the guys aren’t so bad, either. But after the cum has been deposited and the pussies have been licked, I need to get out of there lest I lose my mind listening to them. I still see a wealthy chick from a house party I went to last year. She’s crazy. I haven’t tasted her pussy in a month or two, but she was going to be there tonight. She lies to me about her marriage and all that other crap. I don’t care. She and her husband are playing a sex fantasy out, and it involves me believing she is going to leave her husband for me. Which I’m totally fine with. I wish they’d let me in on the rules so I can also play. But they aren’t going to do that. So, I’ll keep licking her clit until she floods my mouth with pussy jizz, and they can keep going on with whatever it is they are going on with. She sucks at eating pussy. I don’t even bother with it anymore. I just like eating her. That’s it. Wait. I like licking and tonguing her ass as well. She has an asshole I can’t resist slipping my tongue in. I like to stretch it with my fingers so my tongue will slip in further and easier. She certainly doesn’t seem to mind my licking her bum, so I’ll keep at it as long as she lets me.

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ā€œIs it easy to live with yourself when you cheat on every ma..

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ā€œIs it easy to live with yourself when you cheat on every man you have ever been with? Do you even remember the first time you cheated on someone?ā€ I think this is supposed to be an insult. I’m not quite sure. At the least, it’s questioning my moral character. I can understand that. It doesn't hit that way with me, but I get it. It’s disconcerting to guys that their woman will want and fall in love with another’s man cock. But, yes, I remember the first time I cheated on a guy. It was so long ago I couldn’t even get a driver's license, but I remember it like it was yesterday. However, I think more to the point: do I remember the first time I accepted another man's sperm in my body while I was married? Oh yes, I do. Larry was the first guy to pump jizz into me while I was married to another man. I worked with Larry. We flirted, and we flirted, and then he fucked me in the conference room of the office we worked at while my husband was out of state on business. I can remember standing in the doorway, making out. I can almost feel his fingers inside of me after he slipped them in my pants. I often picture myself on my knees with his skinny little cock in my mouth. I remember his cock vividly. Not because it was amazing but because I was surprised at how thin it was. Somewhat short as well. Pencil dick would be the term I would use now. I had mentally pictured him with a big, fat, long, scary dick. It was anything but. That never matters, though. Only in porn does something like that matter in a situation like this. I was worked up. When a girl is worked up, a dick is a dick, and they all end up doing the same job equally well at times like this. And I was completely in fuck machine mode, so to say I was ā€œworked upā€ would be an understatement. I think back, and the thought that his dick would have been the perfect cock to slip in my ass makes me believe I missed a good opportunity to have opened myself up to the world of ass fucking with him. But that wasn’t my thing back then. So, what happened was we made out, he fingered me, I stroked him, I blew him, he bent me over a chair and fucked me from behind until I came, and then he pulled out, announced he was going to cum, and I put his dick back in my mouth and ate the sperm that was fresh out of his testicles. He looked at his dick and said something about me leaving lipstick on his dick in reference to his fiancĆ© seeing it and finding out. So, I cleaned his dick for him, which got hard again, and I sucked a second load out of his cock, leaving more lipstick. I left him to deal with that. That was my first married cheating experience, and it was a fantastic one.

However, I told my husband what I did when he returned from his trip. We were sitting in our beat-up old hot tub, and I said, ā€œI cheated on you.ā€ He was pretty calm and asked for the who, when, and why of the whole thing. I told him everything. My excuse was I just wanted to fuck. He was okay at first, but a day later, he kicked me out for a few days. Then we worked it out. I ended up quitting my job where I worked so I wouldn’t be around Larry anymore. The thing was, I thought I was in love with Larry. I wasn’t. I was just horny, and though my husband was just as good a fuck as Larry, if not better, the sex with Larry was amazing because he wasn’t my husband. A lot of you won’t understand that. I didn’t understand that at the time. Again, I confused sexual obsession with love. So, I started leaving notes on Larry’s car to call me. He did, and we fucked. We fucked a lot. He must have pumped 20 loads of cum in my guts in a month. The sex was so good I couldn’t stop. Skinny little dick aside, it was amazing sex. Until I went home after Larry left a lump of cum in my pussy and hopped in the shower. My husband walked into the bedroom and saw my clothes on the floor, and my panties were on top of the bed. They were still wet with Larry’s sperm. That is how I got caught. Things went south after that. I was left with a choice, and I chose Larry. Sadly, Larry chose his fiancĆ©, and I went back to my husband, who wasn’t really having any of it. What is the moral of the story? If you are going to cheat, don’t leave your cum filled panties on the bed.

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I remember when a guy tried to talk me into letting him run ..

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I remember when a guy tried to talk me into letting him run my OFs account. He had this brilliant idea of filming me filming myself. As in, I would be staring at a phone on a stand while he films me videoing myself staring at my phone on a stand…except I wouldn’t really be videoing myself because we would use the footage from his ā€œgoodā€ camera. It would just look like I’m videoing myself. You get how dumb this sounds, right? What exactly is the point, and who am I actually fooling? Why wouldn’t I just video myself with my phone instead of having you video myself pretending to video myself in front of the phone? He said it’s what guys want to see. Too fucking bad. I’m not doing it. I just saw someone doing it. She looked good. I’m still not doing it.

Yes, probably more than half of the accounts on OFs are managed by third parties. They answer the messages, create the posts, do all that happy stuff, and typically get half of the earnings, sometimes more, sometimes less. I don’t like it, but I get it. These chicks are too busy to be messing around with us lowly porn degens. I like running my own account. I got lots of pics and videos. I got an amazing cum dump yesterday. I’m still thinking about it. I kind of want to drink it. Too bad he lives in Finland. It was a good one. A sight to see, for sure. Be better if it slid down my throat into my belly. And no…cum isn’t delicious. It’s just sexy as fuck. I don’t know how to explain it. Eating a man's sperm turns into somewhat of an obsession when I’m worked up. Not for the taste, but because the thought of drinking jizz that was created in a man's testicles and caused those very same testicles to cramp up and empty themselves in my mouth…makes me want to drink it. In a very obsessive way.

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I found myself wandering around the house this morning, saying out loud, ā€œWho wants to fuck?ā€ I am all alone. I haven’t a clue who I’m asking this question to. Got to be the testosterone. I’m really digging it. Was iffy on it but now…I like! Clit still has a chubby, It’s not hard as a rock but it’s a semi.

Pick up line failure. ā€œI’m not going to try and sleep with you because I like you.ā€ I laughed. It was at that moment he knew he fucked up. The first thing that popped into my mind was he expects me to be honored that he likes me for no other reason than I am being graced by his presence. I actually might have fucked him…up until he said that. True story. I fucked someone else that night. Because that someone else brought more to the table than he did. He not only liked me, but he was also willing to stick his dick in my guts as well.

Do I fuck guys one time and forget them? Not by design but it has happened. Usually, they are bad fucks. Those guys are easy to forget. I don’t regret them; I just don’t want to waste time with them. Sometimes my pussy will get the better of me and I’ll have a fantastic fuck with a stranger who lives 1000 miles away and never to be heard from again. It’s hard to remember their faces and names as well. No fault of their own, just an hour or so of fucking doesn’t sink in the memory too well.

I’m the wrong person to ask if you are looking for someone to agree with you unconditionally. If you ask me something, I’ll tell you what I think. I don’t care if by doing so I’m not the cool, hip, up to date with times, person. I don’t care if my answer doesn’t fit in with what is considered appropriate. I really don’t. I’d rather do and say what I believe than fit in with the hipsters. So, last night, a guy I did not know was sitting beside me was trying to pick up a fat chick, tapped me on the shoulder, and asked me to confirm the statement, ā€œGuys love chicks with curves.ā€ Bad move. I won’t be put on the spot like that for anyone. So, I shifted the spotlight; I said, ā€œDefine curves.ā€ I’m sure he could have figured out a good answer if he had been quick enough. He wasn’t, and he stumbled on his reply, and that’s all it took. No chubby pussy for him.

What's my heritage? I’m not sure. I don’t even know what answer is expected from that question. My grandparents came from Hamburg, Germany. Is that the answer you were looking for? What, why, or where, before that… I don’t have a clue. In the same question, someone said it seemed as if I was Italian. I would guess no on that, but I could be wrong. The Captain Obvious thing to say here is that my recent family tree would probably be considered European of some sort. I never put any real thought, nor have I had any interest in where I or anyone else descended from. I’m certainly not going to pay for some DNA ancestry test. It would be kind of cool if I was from the ā€œNorth šŸ† Pole.ā€

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Here are some pics for Matt. Now to the blow-by-blow. Ryan was fun today. He couldn’t fuck me, but still, it was fun. His dick would not get hard. I mean, it stayed floppy and worthless. Completely unusable. It happens. Certainly not the first time a guy He was devastated. I was disappointed. The dummy had tears in his eyes he was so upset. When he started getting angry about it that’s when I decided to call it a day. Look, I don’t have a dick. I wish I did, but I don’t. I understand the fact that guys have more things that need to happen for sex to occur, and it doesn’t always go as planned. But when you get mad to the point of kicking things…I’m out. Nine times out of ten, I can make something happen in these situations, but not when you get unreasonable. So, I got dressed and headed for the door. He became super apologetic, and I appreciate that. We all have our moments. So, I sat with him briefly, and we talked it out. He was upset that I postponed our fuck date so I could fuck Rob instead of him. He said it made him feel like I didn’t care about him. And he’s right, I really don’t. I didn’t say that, but let's throw the cards on the table. Ryan is fun to look at, it’s fun to put his dick inside of me, and I enjoy our sex together, but that’s about it. I know he left his wife for me, screwed up his life, and all that other stuff. That’s on him, and I never asked him nor inferred that he should do any of that. So, I guess when I canceled his dick in favor of Robs…that hurt his feelings in a hard way. But wait…is that really it? It gets somewhat twisted because when I started asking him if it upset him that I was bored and just bent over and didn’t move the last time he pumped me, he got a bit hesitant. But his dick looked like it was now a semi. I asked him if it bothered him that I liked Rob's cock better than his. He was saying no, but now his dick was properly hard. For fucks sake, guys. Just say what turns you on. Of all people, I’m not the one to judge anyone's kink. I don’t even know what Ryan’s kink really is. He never made it clear. What I do know is that I stroked his cock and asked him how it felt to have his dick in an asshole that was just stretched vastly wider than his dick would ever be able to do. When I asked him how it felt to use Rob's sperm as lube, he shot himself in the chest with his cum. That’s all the satisfaction I needed. So, I left him in his crappy little apartment/motel room, cleaning his jizz off himself. I know I didn’t get fucked, I still need to, and I’ll see what I can do about that, but I’m very satisfied with today's turn of events. I like that he’s giving into some kinks. I like that it’s hard for him to admit that he has a deviant streak. He has elevated himself in my book. He earned himself some extra credit, so to speak. Good for him. Now, either Tony is going to show up, or Scott is going to be pumping my biggest, fattest dildo in my hole when he gets home. There will be some cock in my holes, be it real or plastic, one way or another tonight. Ryan has given me such delicious things to think about. I’m anxious to see how strong of an orgasm I’m about to have!

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Real quick, I can't answer messages right now; when I do, I get an error, so I will try again later when I get back home!

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Ryan will be sucking my clit dick today like it's a cock. It..

Ryan will be sucking my clit dick today like it's a cock. It's big enough, it's fat enough, and it's hard like rock, and if he does it right, I'll gush girl jizz in his mouth. Hope he's hungry. This is the outfit he will see when I drop my pants.

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Okie dokie, what's going on? I don’t know. I think, not sure..

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Okie dokie, what's going on? I don’t know. I think, not sure, that I have some time scheduled with Ryan again today. I could use a good fuck, so hopefully, that pans out. Would prefer it to be Rob, but I’ll take whatever hard cock cums my way. That’s mean to say that…but it’s true. Everyone has a preference for pretty much everything. My preference when it cums to getting my insides sprayed down with jizz is Rob. Plus, Rob leaves me pretty much ruined for two or three days afterward, and I like that. See what happens today.

The Testosterone is kicking in hard. I want to fuck so bad it’s keeping me up at night. I had to rub one out at 3 am. I’m not complaining. My clit is throbbing, and it’s hard all the time. It’s got to be getting bigger, or at least it’s ready to start getting bigger. Weird share. The Test is making want a dick so bad I can taste it…and I know what dick tastes like. Will someone just hurry up and invent a magic potion that will turn my clit into a fully functional six-inch dick. Please and thank you. And no…I don’t want to be a rainbow flag waving let's transition maniac. I get it. It’s a fantasy…it’s not going to happen. I just want my clit to turn into a dick. I have zero desire to be a dude but an actual chick with an actual 6-inch clit dick…. I could go for that.

My ā€œyou don’t want to be my cuckā€ rant wasn’t meant to discourage anyone from aspiring to be a cuck. It was just a public service announcement that the thought of it for most guys is more appealing than the actual application of it. It takes a mentally strong man to be able to live that lifestyle.

I have been invited to another ā€œSwingers House Partyā€ this weekend. I’m going. I’m trying to get Rob to take me, but he hasn’t answered me. Otherwise, I’ll have to ask Ryan, then Tony, and if neither of those two can do it, then Scott. I hope not Scott. He gets along with everyone everywhere he goes. It’s annoying. I go to these parties to breed, not socialize. His job is to entertain me, not everyone else.

Got some feedback on my TikTok phone zombie rant as well. Apparently, TikTok is a useful tool. I disagree. Looking up how to replace the piston in your car is a useful tool. Watching giant boats get launched a thousand times is an addiction. You can’t fool another addict. Defending the addiction is addict playbook 101. I defend my addiction by saying sex is healthy, and it is. Until you start impacting other people's lives…which I do all the time. It’s part of my addiction. I admit it. I don’t want to quit, and I don’t think I could even if I wanted to at this point in my life. I don’t see the need to. I inform all my future possible long-term partners of the ride they are about to get on. They make their own choice, and it’s on them to hop off if it gets to be too much. The good news is that I won’t be overdosing on orgasms, and I get some cardio in while I’m at it. The bad news is…I have zero concerns about fucking my best friend's husband if he turns me on. The good news is that if I do fuck your husband…it’s not because I want to hold hands and go on picnics with him. I just wanted a dick in my guts, and his dick happened to be the closest available one. Wow. This is oversharing at its worst. Oh well, I call it like I see it.

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Lots of guys want to be my cuck. Wrong. No, you don’t. You l..

Lots of guys want to be my cuck. Wrong. No, you don’t. You like the thought of it. I don’t dabble in it. I live it. I live it because I love it. It’s one of the great joys in my life. I will never give it up. My love for this lifestyle is not so much for guys who ā€œthinkā€ they want to be a cuck. When it comes down to it, and I don't cum home because I'm spending a few days with another man…you will probably rethink your choice of becoming a cuck. When I don’t fuck you anymore…you start to rethink your choice. When I won’t even let you see me naked if you won’t eat your own sperm while I watch and laugh at you as you do it because it’s so pathetic. When I tell you I am more attracted to, more in love with another man, and I want to belong exclusively to him…that’s the real deal killer for most guys. There is always a chance another man may take me away forever. You have to live with that. Because, for me, if you want to be a cuck, then you are going to be a cuck. There will be no fantasy games, no safe words, no restrictions, no ā€œwe can just do it for a weekend now and then.ā€ You don’t get to watch anything unless I want you to, and that, at best, would be few and far between, if ever. That’s for part-timers and insecure husbands, neither of which I have patience for. You sit at home. You wait. Maybe I’ll cum home. Maybe I won’t. I won’t call, I won’t text. If I come home, I may or may not tell you where I was or who I was with. Depends on how I feel. If I want you to eat the warm, living sperm that was pumped out of another man's testicles into my holes, you will eat it or leave. A part of him will always now be a part of you. You will endure me fucking your friends, your adversaries, and I will tell them how I have you eat their sperm after they pump it into me. I won’t even be attracted to them, but I’ll do it so it reduces you in front of them to a whining little jizz eating troll they will laugh at. All of which will wildly turn me on and fuel me to keep on going even harder. But, if after all that, you still want to be a cuck…then you might actually have a future in it. From what I can tell, it's an amazing future for true cucks. Otherwise, you just want to be the guy that turns my head and gives me another cock to rub in the face of my cuck. Probably a safer bet for those who like to dabble.

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This was a while ago, but someone asked to see me running.....

This was a while ago, but someone asked to see me running...it's kind of me running.

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So., I let Ryan use my widened-out ass tunnel to masturbate ..

So., I let Ryan use my widened-out ass tunnel to masturbate his cock in. I find that sexy as fuck that I just bent over and gave him a mercy fuck with my ass, all while yawning and telling him to pick up the pace; I had things to do. The look on his face when I left was priceless. Bewildered would be a good description. I tried to rub one out on the way home thinking about it, but the traffic fucked that up. When I get home, Scott is there, and he’s the perfect masturbation material at about any given moment. I told him I had a few things to tell him. Details, that is. He loves the details. He knew I was getting fucked, but he had no idea who and how. I told him if he licked my ass while I used my vibrator, I would tell him about my ā€œdates.ā€ He questioned the word ā€œdatesā€ as in plural. I confirmed I had 2 dates. He agreed immediately. So, while I recounted my entire day, Scott had his tongue in my asshole up to his chin. It slipped right in. Why wouldn’t it? It was widened out twice, and two loads of sperm were pumped in for further lubrication. As soon as I got to the part about giving Ryan a mercy fuck, I came. It was good. Scott kept his tongue in my asshole, and I rode it until I got the post-orgasm shake. So, I finished the story with Scott stroking his cock, and when I told him how Ryan’s cum plopped on the floor, likely mixed with Rob's…he started to cum in his hand, but I stopped him and told him he could cum on my mound if he would lick it clean when he was done. He came on my mound and then snacked on his own ball snot while I watched him with a disgusted smirk on my face. It must be so humiliating for him, especially when he looks up at me, and his own jizz is dripping from his chin. But, for me, that’s masturbation material for later.

I’m going to bitch. So, leave now or it’s possible I may insult you. I got stuck today while some phone zombies were too busy with their phones to do their fucking jobs. One even put her hand up to me to hold on while she was texting and laughing at the same time.

I’m tired of people dancing around on social media. It’s the same fucking thing…over and over…and then over again. It reminds me of the Aerosmith Song with the lyrics, ā€œIt’s the same old story, it’s the same old song and dance.ā€ I’m also annoyed that people think this is a skill in the sense that it’s worth anything useful. It was fun to see the first billion times. Now…it’s just getting painfully stupid. I know…sucking cock isn’t a skill that’s useful either. And it’s not, and I never claimed it was. But I’d sure rather watch someone, someone being a hot ass chick and dude, emptying their testicles into a chick's mouth than another annoying epileptic twerking session. Plus, when these girls are doing their little dance routine, they have this cringy ā€œLook at me! Look at me! I’m special!ā€ thing going on. When a chick gives a blowjob…the ā€œlook at meā€ thing takes on a whole new meaning, and it’s anything but cringy. I’m going to tell you this, and billions of people will hate and disagree. Porn is so much better for you than Tik Tok, or IG, or whatever it is you use for your social media fix. I don’t even consider porn social media. I consider it a tool and a luxury item used for no other purpose than to facilitate an orgasm. The only thing porn will do to you is make your dick hard, pussy wet, and give you some help to achieve a rock and roll orgasm. TikTok and the like are designed to turn the minds of people into thoughtless mush. And it has succeeded. They would rather give up their freedom than lose TikTok, IG, or whatever. They would rather watch videos of people at their worst than have sex. Those mushy-minded people will never recover, and it’s only worsening. You see them all the time. They have no shame. They sit around with weird headphones and eyes glued to their phones as an endless stream of mindless, no-thought-required entertainment seems to be flashing before their eyes. They wouldn’t even know you were there unless you kicked them in the head. They don’t want to work. They don’t want to be outside. They want to stare at their screen. Nothing else matters to these phone zombies. Some of the older ones are now having kids, and the parents are providing even the toddlers with screens to stare at. They use the phones as tools to keep the kids quiet…and it works but at a horrible price. Am I overreacting? I truly don’t know, but it doesn’t feel like I am.

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So, I stood Ryan up because Rob is a vastly superior fuck th..

So, I stood Ryan up because Rob is a vastly superior fuck than Ryan, or anyone else that I know for that matter. Basically, if I open my legs for you and your dick’s inside of me and Rob calls…out you go, and I’m off to see Rob. It’s really that simple. Don’t blame me. Blame Mother Nature and human instinct. Ryan knows this. I don’t see why he gets bent out of shape about it, but he does. It didn’t upset him enough to stop him from asking me to cum see him after I was done. I did go and see him. Not for the reasons he wanted, though. Ryan wants me to be all into him. He doesn’t want me to use his dick for any other reason than pleasure myself thinking how wonderful it is to have his cock inside of me. Sadly, for him, it doesn’t work that way though. Ryan has a medium-sized dick. It’s a nice dick, it’s made me cum countless times. I hope it’s a dick that will continue to provide me with gallons of cum for years to cum. But it’s in no way comparable to Rob’s dick. The size alone of Rob’s dick makes comparing the two a one-sided affair. But that’s not all bad because I was dying to know what Ryan’s dick would feel like in my massively gaped asshole that still had Rob's sperm in it.

Look let’s make a long story short. Rob can be an asshole, Ryan knows that, so he pressed me on why I put up with him and why I didn’t just make him my exclusive boy toy. I beat around the answer because I didn’t really want to hurt his feelings, but he pressed me. Never press me. I’ll say what I’m thinking. But Ryan did. So, I told him. I told him Rob was younger, physically had a better body, was better looking, and Rob’s dick made his dick look like a clit dick. That hit home. He asked me to leave. I get it. It's not something most guys want to hear. But…when you are hanging out with me, and you press me as to why I prefer fucking someone else…it’s highly possible you will hear things that may not make you super happy. I didn’t want to argue with Ryan, so I got up to leave and he backtracked and asked me to stay. That always annoys me. Make up your mind and stick to the decision. Still, I had this annoying urge to feel his dick in my well-used butt. So, I told him I had limited time, so if he wanted to fuck, we had to do it now. So, I dropped my jeans, left my top on, bent over the kitchen stool, and told him to stick his dick in my ass. He went to get lube, but I told him I didn’t need any…and I didn’t. It was still slippery from Rob's jizz. Ryan slipped his dick in my ass. Normally, it would take about five minutes to get it all in, but not today. No more than 10 seconds, and he was balls deep. I stayed bent over while Ryan pumped my ass, and I purposely used my face and body language to convey I was bored and that his dick was providing me with no pleasure. I even yawned. I did this same thing with Scott a few days ago, but it had no effect on him. Ryan was visibly frustrated. I would turn around and stare at him as if to say, ā€œHurry up,ā€ and at one point, he stopped pumping and asked me what I was doing. I told him he was getting a mercy fuck, but he needed to hurry it up. I thought he might quit but he didn’t. He kept pumping and then made a couple of final stabs with his dick that normally would have woken me right up but not today. I could hardly feel anything his dick was doing. Then he pulled his dick out, and I heard a plop and looked under us, and there was a big puddle of jizz on his floor. Most of it was his; the rest, I’m sure, was Rob’s. The funny part is my ass holds cum like it’s gold. It never gives it up. I do terrible anal cream pies because my ass eats sperm and never spits it out. Not today, though. It spit it right out on the floor. I wiped myself with a paper towel, pulled my pants up, patted Ryan on the head, and went on my way.

Just so you know…I masturbated all the way home, thinking mostly about what I had just done to Ryan. I kind of forgot about Rob and his dick. It was all Ryan and how small his dick felt and how frustrated I made him. I almost came but not quite. I would have cum, but traffic and the lights got in the way of that. So, I made Scott my next target to fix that problem. I don’t know if that is worth a story or not. I’ll think about it!

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I got dicked yesterday, twice, and I held the balls of a 3rd..

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I got dicked yesterday, twice, and I held the balls of a 3rd man’s dick. I’d call it a threesome, but it was all 1 by 1 as the day went on. It’s kind of cool knowing I touched the dicks of 3 different men. 2 of them left their sperm inside of me, and 1 poured his balls empty on me. Again, it makes me warm and fuzzy knowing I can and did make 3 men cum in one day. I will admit it was a bit odd how it came about, but all in all, it worked out.

So, I’m on my way to get with Ryan when Rob texts and says he can put his dick in me for an hour or so if I can get to his office in 30 minutes. I was there in 10 minutes. His dick was balls deep inside of my belly 5 minutes after that. I was turned into a cum-tard 2 minutes later. I came so hard that I was physically exhausted. So much so that I just laid like a rag-doll on his desk while Rob pumped his cock into me in any way he wanted for the next 10 minutes. I didn’t care. The orgasm I had was so strong it turned me into a brainless cock socket. I could feel his dick rooting around inside of me, pushing my insides around, and then I heard him sigh and I could feel the warmth of his sperm flooding my guts. I try not to fall in love with this guy, but it’s so hard not to when he fucks my holes the way he does. I’m just going to say it. I have fucked thousands of dicks over the last 20 years. Nobody, I mean nobody, has consistently fucked me as good as Rob does.

Anyway, I laid there while his jizz leaked out of me onto his desk, still trying to get my head back from the orgasm, when Rob got a bit testy about my pussy dripping his cum on his desk. What I should have said is, ā€œYou chose the when and where you emptied your testicles into me, so you clean it up.ā€ What I actually said was, ā€œDo you want me to lick it up?ā€ And he did. So, I slurped his nut up while he watched. In the end, it was a good move. I didn’t really want to suck his jizz up off his desk, but when I did, his dick got hard again. Silver linings. He wanted me to give him a hand job and edge him, and I agreed, but he had to fuck my asshole first. He actually didn’t want to. He wanted to be edged. I held strong and a few minutes later he was balls deep in my dirt box, making me feel like I was going to split into 2. It was uncomfortable. Stick 9 fat inches of hard dick in your asshole…you’ll know what I mean. But it gets better. Then it gets really good. And it got to that really good point when I thought he was going to pull out and let me finish him with an edge session. But that didn’t happen. He kept pumping until I had a 2nd orgasm which shoved more leftover jizz from his previous cum dump out of my pussy onto his office carpet. It was a wonderful orgasm. Nothing on the level of my first 1 but still good. Then it was Rob’s turn. He got super still, and I felt that familiar hardening of the cock, then the little pumps and spams, and then that warm liquid feeling deep in my colon as his dick poured his 2nd load of cum into my body. He left his dick inside my ass for quite some time. Then he grabbed some paper towels and some cleaning spray and cleaned up the mess. Gave me a kiss and sent me down the hall with an asshole so stretched I’m sure I’ll crap my pants for a few days. So worth it though! My thoughts of falling in love with Rob kind of fade out a few minutes after I’m away from him. I kind of wish they wouldn’t…but they do.

Anyway, this is going to take way too long to tell you about my next dick inside of me. That would be Ryan. I’ll finish up with him a bit later today…in case you are interested.

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Well, I was going to start on the pipes, but now Ryan says h..

Well, I was going to start on the pipes, but now Ryan says his pipe is available for use…and I can’t say no to his pipe sliding into my pipe. So, the pipe installation will have to wait until Ryan is finished installing his pipe, preferably in my asshole. I need to cum from a good ass fucking. So that I can go back and rub my dirty hole filled with Ryan’s jizz in Scott’s face and let him know that a real man with a real dick pumped my rump…properly. I need payback for losing my little dare with Scott. Hopefully, Ryan will leave a gallon of thick, slimy payback in my butt. Man, don’t I wish guys could actually pump a gallon of nut into my holes? It would be messy, but fuck, how amazingly hot would that be! I don’t know. That would probably creep a lot of folks out, but I have this cum fetish thing. The more, the better. If I could swim in it, I would. Anyway, short on time. Got a date with Ryans dick, so catch up with you later!

Side note: I shot the above video with my Sony because my cell phone was shooting such crappy pics and videos. All bright and weirded out. I was just about to reset my Samsung Flip 5 phone because the camera went to shit on me, but oddly enough, someone said check and make sure the filters weren't turned on. Sure enough...they were. Something called Mangneta was on. What a dumb idea filters are. That's why I love my Sony. You just take the picture, and it is what it is. No BS crap about adding this filter or fixing that problem. You get what you look like, which is how photographs and videos were always intended to be. Photo and video filters change so much that you can't even recognize the person in real life. I'm going to try not to use my cell phone if I don't have to. I am really disliking "software/AI photos-videos." Now more so than ever. I have to bite my tongue when my friends use them because I just want to scream at them to stop the insanity.

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Good morning, getting ready to lay some pipe today 😁 Do you ..

Good morning, getting ready to lay some pipe today 😁 Do you have a hard pipe for me to lay?😜

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Oh man, nothing new tonight. Got stood up for a fuck date. I..

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Oh man, nothing new tonight. Got stood up for a fuck date. I mean, it’s a legit reason, but that doesn’t make my clit any happier about the whole thing. So, I will end up watching TV, answering messages on here, and most likely rubbing one out. I could fuck Scott, but the dirty bastard tricked me into ass fucking him the other night, so nothing for him. He’s still happy about that. He runs around the house whistling and crap like that. I even told him I didn’t get a damn thing out of it. He said he didn’t think I would, but he did. So, I told him Ryan has probably fucked my ass 100 times in the last year…to his 1…, and he’s made me cum every time. He thought about it and went on whistling around the house. That’s the problem with cucks. You throw them a bone, and they think they won the lottery. Next week though…I’ll cum up with something to put him right back into Mr Obedient Cuck mode. He’ll see!

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Hey there, just wanted to show you all the progress of my ba..

Hey there, just wanted to show you all the progress of my bathroom and of course my boobs, I know you can't live without themšŸ˜‚šŸ˜œ
Anyway, hope you're enjoying your day and catch you later šŸ’‹

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Good morning everyone, just wanted to send you all a pic of ..

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Good morning everyone, just wanted to send you all a pic of my clit before I get started on my remodeling. I will be around later today for another update but just hoping this will help start your weekend out with a hard on like mine šŸ˜œšŸ† Catch you all later šŸ’‹

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As you can see, the clit growing process is cumming along ni..

As you can see, the clit growing process is cumming along nicely. I'm really having a good time with this. I'm glad I'm doing it!

So, what's new? Sexually, I sucked Tony off, that was fun. I did it in his car while he was driving, which is something I always like doing. I kind of screwed up. I didn’t pick up on the fact that he had started cumming, and I pulled my mouth off the head of his dick. His jizz got on the center console and the floor. I wasn’t going to eat that. Full of sand and grit and who knows what else. So, I left it up to him to figure out how best to clean it. The price one pays for getting a blowjob in the car. I did suck his dick soft for him, so at least there was no post cum drip. I’ve told you before, but one of my favorite parts is sucking a cock soft after it ejaculates. You can get that semi-warm lump of sperm that is left in a guy's dick, but it takes a bit. It’s like it lets go of the cum when it starts getting soft. The best part is that he doesn’t have to walk around with a cummy wet stain in his pants.

Want to hear something weird? If not, I wouldn’t read any further. I went out to eat last night with Scott. I was wiped out as I poured the concrete floor in my bathroom, and that was an experience as far as busting one's ass goes. But it’s done. Anyway, Scott keeps asking me if he can fuck me in the ass, if not in the ass, just a regular old fuck. I keep telling him no. He gets to jerk off, eat his cum as a reward, and I do let him see me naked…which I don’t have to. Yet he keeps asking me. So, while we were at dinner, I said, ā€œIf you jerk off under the table and eat your cum, I’ll let you fuck my ass.ā€ I ended up getting my ass fucked last night. He pulled it out under the table, went at it for a few minutes, stopped when people walked by and then lifted his hand and showed me a puddle of sperm…and ate it. He must have really wanted to fuck my ass because he didn’t even hesitate when I told him the deal. So, we went home; I told him he had 3 minutes, bent over the table, and endured about 2 minutes of his dick poking around in my colon before he sprayed it down with his jizz. I told him to savor that moment because it wouldn’t happen often or if it ever will. I feel like he tricked me. I didn’t think he would do it. I don’t like losing sexual games with Scott. He’s my cuck, and I want him to stay that way. I’m thinking of banning him from seeing me naked anymore. It’s petty revenge, but I think it would make me feel better about the whole thing.

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I did get some dick in me today. I drained his dick three ti..

I did get some dick in me today. I drained his dick three times. I wonder if that makes a guy's balls, or maybe even his dick hurt like it’s been used too much? He seemed okay when he left, so maybe not. He did a nice job. His cock gave me some super good orgasms, so no complaints. I got home an hour ago, but I was still horny, so I spent the last hour with a massive dildo stretching my cunt out and a 5-inch dildo buried in the rubber suction cup in my asshole. I didn’t think I was going to cum because I got so close, only just to miss going over the edge. Several times that happened. The last time I pulled the 12-inch cock out of my hole, it had some jizz on it from my earlier fuck, and that fired me right back up. I worked it back in, and boom; I came so hard the dildo in my ass shot out. So, I guess what I’m saying is I feel good. I wouldn’t say satisfied. Appeased might be a better word. My clit is still a hard swollen mess, and I love it. It feels like it has a shaft. Like a cock does, and when it’s hard like this, it feels like I have a mini dick between my fingers. It’s fatter but not longer. I’m going for both width and length, so I guess I just keep pumping it. See how things pan out. The guy who fucked me today made a comment that I was huge in the clit department. The biggest he’s ever seen me. He doesn’t know I’m working on getting it bigger, so that felt good to hear. I was hesitant to start this clit enlargement adventure, but now I’m super happy I did. Nothing but good so far!

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Here we go. I took my Test shot the other day, and now I’m s..

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Here we go. I took my Test shot the other day, and now I’m so horny I look at fire hydrants and think, ā€œGee, that looks fun.ā€ It’s crazy. I usually am frisky on a somewhat daily basis, but this is insane. All I want to do is continually stuff dick inside me. I knew this was a thing from experience but damn, it seems even more intense now that I’m older. I can feel it in my clit, which is perpetually fat and swollen, and every little move I make causes my pants to rub on it, and it feels like someone is doing a wonderful job of licking my clit. Which then causes my pussy to leak so much so that I have a permanent wet spot. I caught myself looking at guys working on the road on A1A and thinking to myself, ā€œYeah, I’d fuck the dick right off of that one.ā€ Then my mouth literally started to water. Go figure. Here’s the thing, I would slip his dick inside of me if the opportunity presented itself. That’s the real difference. The test kicks my clit into overdrive, and I can see myself doing things I normally wouldn’t do. Like what, you ask? I was so worked up for dick yesterday that I went to a shop that helped me raise both my Jeeps and my truck just to see if some of the mechanics would show some interest. I was so horny that this sounded like a solid plan. It wasn’t, but it was still fun. They didn’t show any interest. They were all busy, and the only guy I got to see was the owner, who is a nice guy, but we won’t be fucking. He was confused as to why I was there and didn’t really have an answer for him. My pussy took over, and before I could think it out, I ended up at the shop. It ended up being awkward, and, in the end, no dick was to be had. I am all good with this side effect. In fact, I’m rather enjoying the pussy being revved up into overdrive. Seeing men as nothing more than an object to be used is fun. The only thing I care about is if their dick gets hard long enough for me to use it properly. I almost, and it was close, fucked Scott last night. I still want to fuck him right now, but I have spent so much time and effort turning him into my cuck husband I don’t want to ruin it. The good news is I am getting fucked today. It’s not a maybe, it’s definite. I already have plans, and I’m leaving in about an hour. This guy's dick is about to find out if it can withstand a severe thrashing. He better be ready for 3 or more rounds, or I’ll have no further use for him.

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What’s new? I don’t know. People have asked how Scott reacte..

What’s new? I don’t know. People have asked how Scott reacted to me letting a rando dick dump sperm in me. I guess he took it well. I had him lick me before I told him, so he consumed jizz remnants from another man's testicles whether he wanted to or not. I wonder if that’s weird for him. Probably is. I know he gags when I make him eat his own cum. He’s probably always wondering when I ask him to clean me out with his tongue if he is going to be eating what is left of another man's cum. I know it was unbelievably hard for him to eat Connors's load, who was basically the king of cum dumps. I think the hardest part for him was watching an 18-year-old satisfy me in ways he can’t. To make it even more extreme, I had him to eat Connors cum while Connor watched. He barely got through it. It was such a big load of cum. Thick and sticky like it always was. I didn’t think he would do it, so I used the threat of leaving him, and I meant it. I need a husband who plays the same game I do, and he knew that before we got married. To his credit, he did it. He even licked Connors's sperm off the bedspread when I told him to. All the while, Connor, who is half the size, half the weight, laughed at him and said very demeaning, insulting but oh-so-sexy things to him. Connor really got into the power trip. I think having to eat the jizz of another many while he watched and was made fun of by him was to much for him. He stormed out, went home to his house, and I didn’t hear from him for 2 days. That was okay. Connor fucked me stupid for those two days. Who needs a husband when you have a guy who can pump gallons of cum into your holes. I do miss Connor so very much. I never thought I could catch feelings for someone his age, but I did with him. His grandparents, who he lived with across the street, still hate me. They glare at me every time I see them. That’s okay. Connor bred me on their bed when they weren’t home, and I squirted Connors's jizz all over their bed and floor when I came. I wonder if they ever knew they were sleeping on their grandson's jizz that I pushed out of my holes. Doesn’t matter. I know and it makes me warm and fuzzy thinking about it.

Here's a weird story. Once when I was married in the 90’s, my then-husband found out I was fucking a co-worker. He called me a whore in front of the neighbors and some family. Really embarrassed me. So, I had my co-worker get together with me at our house a few days later when my husband was at work. I fucked him on our marriage bed. I sucked his dick on my husband’s desk, and when he was ready to cum, I jerked him off into one of my husband's work boots. I thought he would wear them the next day. He didn’t. In fact, it went a week, and they started to smell. Finally, the next week, he wore them. He walked around with a boot full of stinky dried sperm straight from the testicles of the guy I was cheating on him with. I was in my 20s. I was still doing dumb 20-something stuff. It seemed like a good idea at the time. It kind of still does. Another fun fact. My ex-husband from so long ago is a subscriber on here. Has been for years now. He never knew any of this until now. Sorry honey...but now you know. Another fun fact. My second ex-husband is also a subscriber here. I guess I am the gift that keeps on giving. I wonder if my mentioning that makes them a bit nervous? I bet it does.

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