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Let's play a game! Two truths and a lie. Those who guess the..

Let's play a game!
Two truths and a lie.
Those who guess the lie correctly get a lil treat once this poll expires in a week.

2023-10-02 01:09:13 +0000 UTC View Post

One thing I love to do in every neighbourhood I've ever live..

One thing I love to do in every neighbourhood I've ever lived is go for long walks and forage flowers to put in my bedroom.

2023-10-01 02:55:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey you lot! So I have a funny(ish) story to share with you...

Hey you lot! So I have a funny(ish) story to share with you.
I'm chosing to call it funny, otherwise it might make me cry a bit.

So you might know that I spent a month in Germany recently for work on my way home to Australia. While I was there I felt the desperate urge to watch the White Lotus Season 2 and could not access it on my usual paid subscription sites. So I did something naughty and downloaded the episodes....

On a usual day, I wouldn't download things. First, because I don't know how to do it properly, and secondly, because I feel it's usually just better to pay a few bucks and stream it with a clear conscious. WELL.

It seems the one time I fucked around, karma came back to bite me right away! It turns out Germany is one of those countries that has ridiculously strict copyright laws and tracks down people who download content and not only serves them with both a cease and desist letter but also a nasty nasty nasty big fine.

So basically, I, Eloise, am now a convicted pirate in Germany and I have a damn big fine to pay too.

Before you ask, yes I've checked to see if it's fake (it's not) and there is unfortunately no way I can just disappear on this fine.

And so, in the spirit of team work, I'm gonna see if you darlings would be so kind as to help me pay this sizeable fine in exchange for online sexual favours and inspiration. All tips left under this post will get content in return and I'll make it a good deal for ya too.

If you fancy helping me out, I'll be eternally grateful and love you forever!!!!

Either way, please join me in manifesting this money and have a giggle at the irony that the girl who doesn't know how to download things properly and never does, got caught and is not being made to pay big money by the very same studios who make giant profits and still don't pay the people who write their shows correctly. THE IRONY IS NOT LOST ON ME!

And in case you were wondering. I really recommend watching the show! If you haven't watched it yet, know that your fave OF creator (me) gives it ⭐⭐⭐⭐+1/2 / ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐despite the hassle watching it has caused.

Ps. yes that is the amount of the fine converted into USD 👀😭 AFTER they reduced the fine from €2500 ($2,627.61 USD)

2023-09-28 07:24:33 +0000 UTC View Post

In what environment do you feel most yourself? Beach, river..

In what environment do you feel most yourself?
Beach, rivers, mountains, desert etc.

For me it's 100% in the mountains by a fresh body of water.
I can pretend to be a beach babe all I like, but I know where my body feels most at home.

2023-09-26 07:22:39 +0000 UTC View Post

It's been almost a year since I was at a nude beach and eati..

It's been almost a year since I was at a nude beach and eating tacos with @life.with.lily 🌮🌮🌮 Miss you, babe!!!

Would you hang out with us?

2023-09-25 10:38:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Spring in Australia has me excited for more adventures in na..

Spring in Australia has me excited for more adventures in nature and the chance of some cheeky self shot photos in the wild. Do you lot like when I do that? 💙

2023-09-25 09:31:06 +0000 UTC View Post

It's Bisexuality Awareness Week! I hope y'all are super awar..

It's Bisexuality Awareness Week!
I hope y'all are super aware. I may be *BI*ased - but I think the capacity to love and feel attraction to all genders is hot as fuuuuck. What a time to be alive!

How many bisexual cuties do I have on here? 💙💜

2023-09-21 20:38:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Wow time flies - I started this page almost one year ago! I'..

Wow time flies - I started this page almost one year ago!
I've had a lot of fun playing in this corner of the internet so far - thanks for joining me. 💙
What should I do to celebrate one year of this page?

2023-09-20 23:38:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Tell me honestly, how often do you think about the Roman Emp..

Tell me honestly, how often do you think about the Roman Empire?

2023-09-20 00:22:42 +0000 UTC View Post

do you like my dimples?

2023-09-17 21:56:01 +0000 UTC View Post

I've had such a delicious weekend. I ovulated on Saturday an..

I've had such a delicious weekend. I ovulated on Saturday and so I was at full capacity to be a social butterfly (and a rather cheeky one at that.....) 🦋
My heart is totally full from wholesome picnics, friend catch ups, first dates, naughty encounters, time alone reading in the sun, steamy sauna sessions and fun at the climbing gym. But of course, all this fun has meant I've been a bit offline while I soaked in all the loveliness of the real world.
I've missed you babes! Sending you all kisses.
(Very happy to receive love back heheh)
Elo xxx

2023-09-17 12:41:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Check dm's! 💙

2023-09-16 06:27:14 +0000 UTC View Post

beige on beige on beige

2023-09-12 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

2023-09-11 01:04:41 +0000 UTC View Post

So I downloaded some dating apps this week because ive been ..

So I downloaded some dating apps this week because ive been curious to connect with people but I ended up turning down a few dates to stay in at home and romance myself instead 💙

2023-09-09 22:50:40 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm sharing this photo on my feed today but that is not wher..

I'm sharing this photo on my feed today but that is not where I was today. In reality I was in the sunshine drinking a spicy margarita and reading a book.

2023-09-09 09:43:06 +0000 UTC View Post

nudie rudie

2023-09-06 23:48:10 +0000 UTC View Post

I tried something new for the first time today.....

2023-09-06 12:37:25 +0000 UTC View Post

POV: We're on a picnic together. The weather is mild, the su..

POV: We're on a picnic together. The weather is mild, the sun is shining, the birds are singing and don't you worry darling - I packed snacks. Clothing is..... optional.

2023-09-04 05:35:58 +0000 UTC View Post

I've been digging through my photos and I found these ones I..

I've been digging through my photos and I found these ones I shot last year in Mexico. I think most of you won't have seen these - I took them about a week after I started this page and kind of forgot they existed!

Let me set the scene: I was living in a cabin in the mountains with a fireplace and a view of the valley below. It was so cosy and delicious.

The place was super secluded so I basically basked around naked or in a towel....Let's be real, that's pretty normal for me, but of course that is all reflected in this bundle. There's a lot of nudity, a bit of lewdity, teasing, touching and textures. If you like creative, sensual content, this one is for YOUUUU.

I shared this in DM's the other day - let me know if you like when I post my bundles on my feed too. 💙 💙 💙

2023-08-31 02:58:16 +0000 UTC View Post

🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

2023-08-30 15:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post

I want to follow more OF babes on my page! 💗✨ Comment your f..

I want to follow more OF babes on my page! 💗✨
Comment your favourite creators below so I can check them out.

I like to follow women who are engaging, sensual and creative with their content. To make this a little more fun - whoever tags my fave new page gets a little surprise.

2023-08-29 11:34:02 +0000 UTC View Post