joliettesgarage posts
Your favorite goofy grease monkey.
Your favorite goofy grease monkey.
2024-11-07 21:12:42 +0000 UTC View PostBah it is hot in here... I swear there was even no wind when..
Bah it is hot in here... I swear there was even no wind when I arrived but now the socks somehow starts picking up something.
2024-11-07 20:24:18 +0000 UTC View PostMy awesomest calendar of all times 100$ (12Mpix PDF) self pr..
My awesomest calendar of all times 100$ (12Mpix PDF) self printable. Pre-order includes 1h of behind the scenes 4K video 90+min. Order in DMs.
3 yotas, 4 jags, 2 bonus vehicles.
If you liked that cute little blondie from my EP03 i have on..
If you liked that cute little blondie from my EP03 i have on @jolivip some amazing pics for you...
Here is the episode if you need to warm up a bit this evening...
https://of.tv/v/aH6Vg
Hi bois and girls, the link to my OFTV was updated. My garag..
Hi bois and girls, the link to my OFTV was updated. My garage is in my life more and more important and more fun than photography so the change is also reflecting that. Almost that anniversary 50 episodes!
https://of.tv/c/joliettes-garage
That was a nice volcano hopping experience today with my Pix..
That was a nice volcano hopping experience today with my Pixxie. Join my @jolivip for even nicer pics and some awesome video!
2024-10-23 20:17:15 +0000 UTC View Post
IT'S HERE!Preorder 2025 Calendar with me and 3 Toyotas and 4..
IT'S HERE!
Preorder 2025 Calendar with me and 3 Toyotas and 4 Jaguars + few surprises...
Tip 50$ here or in DMs to receive it before mid November*! Regular 99$.
Pre-order only also includes over 1h of behind the scenes video.
All delivered here on OF.
THANK YOU 💖🥰😍
*) the calendar is delivered as it is shot, including the BTS video. So every week you get at least one month and video. First delivery is this weekend (January + January BTS).
If you do not know what to expect in my calendars, go to @jolivip to check preview of 2024.
Yea big bad machines... That's what makes Joli happy... It w..
Yea big bad machines... That's what makes Joli happy... It was a blast to drive this cat mine truck. We have lot of those here for construction as to fight the volcano nature needs only the best of the best. And even those you see 2-3 broken on the side of every construction site.
2024-08-09 23:26:57 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to my channel! I am real and enthusiastic car mechan..
Welcome to my channel! I am real and enthusiastic car mechanic.
If you want to get to know me better, simply hop in the DMs 🥰
Watch my OFTV as well, over 45 episodes and counting.
https://of.tv/creators/joliettes-island-adventures/
Fluffy Joli from some time ago wants to give you a life less..
Fluffy Joli from some time ago wants to give you a life lesson! And it is also about lemons and lemonade.
Lemon cars are awesome, you know why? Because they are poor man's real estate when it comes to investing. Literally every "influencer's" talks that all you should care about is real estate, can be approximated to cars. With added benefits! Cars have, unlike real estate, zero entry point. You do not need 100k to start flipping cars. You need just internet and few dollars for your first amazing project. And of course sub to my OF for help and distraction 😍
That should answer why I would love junk cars even if I would not be a mechanic. Have a nice weekend and let's spend it together!
Waking up on the boat is always something awesome. I rent th..
Waking up on the boat is always something awesome. I rent the AirBnB boats here any time i get a chance at a good price. And very often i get to sleep on one for few days as a part of my job to diagnose basic problems. Mostly engine related, or with electric or plumbing.
But that is a reminder that I have lots of amazing photosets and you can even request custom photos and videos if you love boats and ocean as much as I do.
Friend of mine needs to fix the starter on one of the engine..
Friend of mine needs to fix the starter on one of the engine so I get to have a nice cruiser boat for some time. Can't leave the port obviously but it docks at best place for awesomest sunsets. If you want a boat related custom OR keep me warm during quite refreshing tropical nights, DM me 😊.
2024-03-28 19:55:04 +0000 UTC View PostGreenlining in a car without power clutch really strains you..
Greenlining in a car without power clutch really strains your feet. But it is soooo much fun... 😍 So once you reach your view point, do not forget for a little relax and massage before going back to boring civilization.
2024-03-25 16:16:10 +0000 UTC View PostChameleons are color matching the environment on purpose. Re..
Chameleons are color matching the environment on purpose. Reason is to be invisible when they are doing stupid things on the hike.
(wikipedia probably)
Huh, my post about crashed jaaag caused such DM storm, thank..
Huh, my post about crashed jaaag caused such DM storm, thank you for being so nice to me. Yes, I have one more jag to race in, but Mia is too nice to be driven daily, I use her only to go to a nearby village in mountains for lunch (70km twisty volcano road). I am using my 4runner as a daily now. But very soon comes awesome episode with Mia, and much more car content! I will tone down my photography episodes as they seem to be less interesting for you.
I have had many visitors whole January, created TONS of awesome photos and videos so will spam in next days. 😍. Wish you awesome weekend!
Hehe, I've got a DM regarding my July 4th post, with the bal..
Hehe, I've got a DM regarding my July 4th post, with the bald eagle (which was not a bald eagle, but let's pretend for american's sake) and yes, it is true! I really worked and lived on bird of pray sanctuary for over two years and this is another friend I've had there. Not only he was very very beautiful, but also waaaay smarter than me. 🤷♀️
2024-01-04 21:52:07 +0000 UTC View PostMy therapist told me, that to have 10 cars is not normal. So..
My therapist told me, that to have 10 cars is not normal. So I bought 11th! 😍
I AM JOKING!!!!!!! I have no therapist.
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Her name is Jane, she is 94 4runner and she will now live with me. 💖 Of course we went for a first date right away, and where to test her better than climbing up a volcano where is super secret, super unreachable NATO radar installation? 🐐
Do I look like a properly raised girl when going to church? ..
Do I look like a properly raised girl when going to church?
Ok it was for work but still counts, right?
For #ThrowbackTuesday I chose a camper girl back in Germany...
For #ThrowbackTuesday I chose a camper girl back in Germany. You see it was always big passion of me and in one of my next OFTV episodes I will show you my new camper I built few months ago (of course gladly tip if you want me to prioritize over other episodes).
Biggest deal is that here I can camp all year long (and actually did for many months when moved here and were repairing my first "free" / adopted house. In Germany camping through the winter was always lot of pain and suffering.
And thank you for reminder, I would forget again. In Paradise is somehow time irrelevant.💕
Friend here asked me if my Black Hog, the BJ40 cured my love..
Friend here asked me if my Black Hog, the BJ40 cured my love for Land Rovers. And to be honest, am not so sure. I sure love the Toyota how incredible survival car it is compared to fragile, always broken Land Rover, but the first love never wears out really I think. I believe there is still a Land Rover in my near future. 🥰
But before, many projects need to be finished!
Greenlining is my favorite hobby #123. Basically take your c..
Greenlining is my favorite hobby #123. Basically take your car and leave the roads and see where you end up.😋
Here few photos back when I was testing cars and writing reviews in Germany. This one was not mine of course. I would never buy such "SUV".
The best butt training in the world is climbing 1000 stairs ..
The best butt training in the world is climbing 1000 stairs every day, which is what I did for over half a year. If you want to see the results, please DM me. It was a lovely and unique 100% slope wine hill in Germany.
This reminds me that we haven't learned a new German word in a while, so here's one: "Lecker," which means "tasty." You can also learn "Leckerlie," which refers to a treat, like those you get on Halloween, but it can also be a small cake or a girl.
Did you knew that before leaving for the paradise life on th..
Did you knew that before leaving for the paradise life on the Islands, I actually lived on a real castle from 1480? Those were very tough but beautiful times. It taught me a lot about my limits and real needs and actually started my minimalistic life journey. It helped me a lot when I was searching for abandoned house here to live in and repair. Though much easier. Here we have no needs for heating, A/C for that matter, or even roof most of the year. Windows can be open all day long if you have them at all.
Well now it is again a bit different story but when I moved here, all I had was a single van filled with all I care and need.
Ever thought about a minimalistic life? Going back to the roots? No rent, no luxury, no expenses? I was living for many years on less than 300€ per month, saving and enjoying life.
Serious talk, let's sit down... 👀 . . . The reason why I app..
Serious talk, let's sit down... 👀
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The reason why I appear in my DMs almost always tipsy is simple. I do not drink or use any drugs, not even coffee, with the exception of good restaurants.
BUT I do not use a spell checker in DMs, and I am not a native English speaker. My English is really not very good.
Aaaand often I only use one hand when typing.
Thank you for listening and forgive. 💖
