Leave a comment with what song you think was playing here! If you guess right, I’ll send a little bonus something to your DMs! Will post the video clip with music tomorrow, so you have until then to answer!
2024-01-03 01:25:07 +0000 UTC View Post
In your DMs waiting for you to wash away 2023 with me like.. Happy New Year, y’all! Thanks so much for another fun, explorative year! 😏 Can’t wait to see what 2024 has in store for us!
2024-01-02 03:42:34 +0000 UTC View PostHoly shit. Sometimes I forget how massive these things are until I see them on video 👀
2023-12-31 02:43:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope your Kristmas was Merry & Bright! I hosted both Christmas Eve and Christmas breakfast for my enormous family! It was so much fun, but my god am I exhausted! I don’t think I sat down for a week to prep/host. 😅 Apologies for not having some scheduled posts up for y’all. My brain could not brain. I have a couple different things coming your way to finish out the year though!! 😍 The rest of this set is up on P4tre0n now if you’re interested!
2023-12-28 00:50:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Spent the day prepping food and treats for Christmas Eve + morning! I love hosting my huge family for the holidays— cooking and baking for people is my love language 😊❤️ I still have tons to make over the next 2 days, but I’m carving out time tomorrow for editing a couple of sets for you too! I can’t wait for you to see them! Getting praise after I send that kind of stuff is also my love language 🥵😏
2023-12-23 06:54:34 +0000 UTC View Post
How did I miss Wednesday?! This week is flying!
2023-12-22 05:03:03 +0000 UTC View Post
ANNOUNCEMENT that I’m super excited about!! This has taken me way longer than I hoped to announce, but I finally did a soft launch of my hand-made soaps at www.sweatynerd.co! I’d love for you to grab some and let me know what you think! I have a special offer just for you! If you use code KRISTEN you will receive 10% off your order + get a Kristen sticker with your order, BUTTTTTT in addition: if you order 2 or more soaps and send me a screenshot of your confirmation through DMs here, I will send you some shower content of me soaping up my bare titties. The more you buy, the more I’ll send! 😍 Please follow our socials @sweatynerdHQ pretty much everywhere! I’m planning to do a grand opening launch right after the first of the new year— I just need to finish my “about us” and all that on the website. To give you a little run down: I’m an extremely natural person in my IRL life. I make, bake, cook a lot of my own food/products and I use herbs for oh… everything. I don’t talk about it a lot because I wasn’t sure it was relevant, but I’ve always been that way. My sewing & need to create is actually how I got my start in cosplay! I’m all about eliminating toxins from my own routines as well as being as eco-friendly as possible. Our soaps are made from high quality, all natural and eco-friendly ingredients to maintain that. I started formulating them for myself and my family because I was so sick of trying to find products that met those expectations. I one-upped that with my years of personal herbal background to be sure I understand and intentionally include essential oils and natural additives to nourish your skin and stimulate your senses in an aromatherapeutic way. I themed the entire line to fit with my gaming background to blend it all into my serotonin boosting brainchild: Sweaty Nerd! If you made it this far, thank you for reading!! I know it’s not my normal sexy caption, but it is a little insight to me. Thank you for supporting my small business dreams both here and maybe there?! 👉🏻👈🏻 TL:DR— HERE ARE MY BOOBS WITH SOAP THAT I MADE MYSELF! GO BUY SOME, PLEASEE! ☺️😘 >>> sweatynerd.co
2023-12-19 03:09:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Little throwback moment because I loved these shots!
2023-12-17 02:26:08 +0000 UTC View Post
A few of my social friendly teasers ☺️
2023-12-12 16:36:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Hope you’re having a good weekend! It has been a busy, but good one for me! ❤️
2023-12-10 00:25:11 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Tiddy Tuesday! Check your DMs if you have auto resub on 😘 The rest of this set is coming your way very soon 😏
2023-12-06 03:14:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a quick, little teaser while I get this holiday look shot! 🥰
2023-12-04 18:20:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy December, everyone!! It’s officially Kristmas time and I’m so excited! TITS THE SEASON! ❤️💚
2023-12-01 19:40:32 +0000 UTC View PostWent to Mickey’s Very Merry Christmas Party tonight! Apparently my mommy milkers were more distracting than I realized— the amount of people who couldn’t take their eyes off of them was hilarious 🤭🤭 P.S. I wasn’t driving in these videos and I did have my seatbelt on 🫡
2023-12-01 06:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Last couple teasers from this pro set! The rest are up on P4tre0n now! I’d love it if you went there to give them a reallllyyy good look over and let me know what you think 😏 I’ll be in your DMs here with more content from last night in just a little bit + will have the selfie content from the above shoot for you hopefully later this week! ❤️
2023-11-29 16:39:59 +0000 UTC View Post
One finger challenge for the feed— no finger challenge for your DMs 👀
2023-11-29 04:47:18 +0000 UTC View Post
That POV screen grab from the video though… 👀
2023-11-26 03:50:51 +0000 UTC View PostLittle video from my IG/FB stories minus the giant words. So plus the giant boobs, obviously. 🤭
2023-11-25 01:11:06 +0000 UTC View Post
First edit! Thinking about this one for socials for patr3on promo for this month, but maybe blurring the slippage. This set came out so gooooddd! I’m so happy!! After delaying it so much with sickness and whatnot this month, it feels so good to not only have it done, but be so proud of it too! ☺️
2023-11-24 22:48:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Something about today is making me feel like it’s a good day to get stuffed. 😏
2023-11-23 21:52:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Just finished shooting a little something ☺️
2023-11-23 00:10:05 +0000 UTC View PostI’ve spent most of this month in the tub, so I hope you like bath content! I’m still not feeling 100%. I thought for sure I would by now, but nope. 👎🏻 Help make me feel better by telling me something good! Bonus points if it comes after the DM I’m about to send out to my auto renew crew. ☺️❤️
2023-11-22 04:20:08 +0000 UTC View PostRub-a-dub-dubbin’ my tiddies in the tub 😏 And nursing a virus that decided to cling to me for a bit ❤️🩹 Feeling quite a bit better today, so hopefully it’s about gone! Hope you’ve all stayed healthy!
2023-11-15 04:14:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Mind if I drop these right here? 👉🏻👈🏻
2023-11-07 21:21:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Halloween! 🎃👻🦇 Enjoy your night!
2023-11-01 03:18:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Had to show y’all this uncensored version from socials 👀 Loooooving the way this set is coming out!
2023-10-29 23:56:27 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t worry. I won’t bite. Unless you beg me to. 😈
2023-10-29 13:20:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Just finished shooting a little something for this month’s Patre0n rewards🖤 About to put another look together for something for y’all!
2023-10-26 21:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post
